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I know walls in houses split into flats are pretty thin

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by dash_and_blast

but being able to hear your neighbor unleashing his morning farts is a step to far right?

dash_and_blast | 22 Jul '08, 07:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Yeah I think I just "heard" "my" "neighbour"

let one rip. Disgusting.

Now I can "hear" "him" "picking" "his" "nose".


Girls do fart!

Only instead of smelly gas they fart fairy dust.


Maybe he's got a subwoofer

and he's watching www.cakefarts.com with the volume up.


I live on the top floor of a flat.

AND You can hear the Seagulls walking on the roof. WALKING. They are mocking me the bastards.


i used to hear the girl next door

having sex ALL THE TIME.

this one time, there was crying, screaming and then sex.

i don't really understand other people.


* sex


'this one time, there was crying, screaming and then sex'

I have imagined Zoidberg saying this for some reason


:D


Make-up sex is the best.

So I've heard.


I dunno

Lipstick is pretty much the anti-lube


Steve used to have a bloke in the basement flat

who spent most of his days having violent sex and watching porn and most of his evenings with women screaming at him about prostitutes


porn, violence, whores

"watercolours?"


I can often hear

them upstairs at it. Now, whenever I see them, it's all I can think about.


Like Peep Show.

"Hello, how IHEARDYOUFUCKING you FUCKYFUCKYFUCKY doing?





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