but being able to hear your neighbor unleashing his morning farts is a step to far right?
I don't remember that one.
let one rip. Disgusting.
Now I can "hear" "him" "picking" "his" "nose".
Only instead of smelly gas they fart fairy dust.
Not an American prison
is it really that obvious?
and he's watching www.cakefarts.com with the volume up.
AND You can hear the Seagulls walking on the roof. WALKING. They are mocking me the bastards.
having sex ALL THE TIME.
this one time, there was crying, screaming and then sex.
i don't really understand other people.
I have imagined Zoidberg saying this for some reason
So I've heard.
Lipstick is pretty much the anti-lube
who spent most of his days having violent sex and watching porn and most of his evenings with women screaming at him about prostitutes
...
"watercolours?"
them upstairs at it. Now, whenever I see them, it's all I can think about.
"Hello, how IHEARDYOUFUCKING you FUCKYFUCKYFUCKY doing?
I think Leonard Cohen wrote a song about this
"Dave, you're post on the board again."
I don't remember that one.
All your base are belong to us
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
The lengths women go to convince themselves they don't fart!
Yeah I think I just "heard" "my" "neighbour"
let one rip. Disgusting.
Now I can "hear" "him" "picking" "his" "nose".
Girls do fart!
Only instead of smelly gas they fart fairy dust.
maybe he sleeps with his arse against the wall
She lives in a house split into flats
Not an American prison
you can never be too careful in portsmouth
or manchester (why did i think she lived in portsmouth?)
i did used to live there
is it really that obvious?
ha, not really, i just have a good memory ...
Maybe he's got a subwoofer
and he's watching www.cakefarts.com with the volume up.
I live on the top floor of a flat.
AND You can hear the Seagulls walking on the roof. WALKING. They are mocking me the bastards.
i used to hear the girl next door
having sex ALL THE TIME.
this one time, there was crying, screaming and then sex.
i don't really understand other people.
* sex
'this one time, there was crying, screaming and then sex'
I have imagined Zoidberg saying this for some reason
:D
Make-up sex is the best.
So I've heard.
I dunno
Lipstick is pretty much the anti-lube
Surprise sex is my favourite.
we'll have none of that here
Steve used to have a bloke in the basement flat
who spent most of his days having violent sex and watching porn and most of his evenings with women screaming at him about prostitutes
patrick bateman?
No one ever kept bateman in the basement
...
brian off of spaced?
porn, violence, whores
"watercolours?"
This is a surprisingly funny thread
I can often hear
them upstairs at it. Now, whenever I see them, it's all I can think about.
Like Peep Show.
"Hello, how IHEARDYOUFUCKING you FUCKYFUCKYFUCKY doing?