So far i've got crystal castles and knife crime: both totally so hot right now.
Anything else I should know about the yoof?
So far i've got crystal castles and knife crime: both totally so hot right now.
Anything else I should know about the yoof?
cake farts
seem to be pretty popular
:D
someone already posted this?
i was waiting til night shift :(
cardigans
boat shoes
start liking fuck buttons
it'll do you the world of good
ER20's
.
cum seems to be in too
lol cum
lol in
lol cum in
wasabi peanuts
vodka - its the new rum
mgmt, apparently.
BIG SUNGLASSES
clourful sunglasses
faux ray ban 'wayfarers' sunglasses
wearing glasses when you don't need them.
you're describing ChrisJabe now!
THEY'RE PERSCRIBED
admit it Jabe
you wear them TO BE EXACTLY LIKE ME
ADMIT IT
NO
chrisjabe
keeps getting better and better
i timed myself
my break lasted but a few hours
i didn't know. soz chris.
i've noticed people wearing glasses when they don't need them a lot though. but they need to not have prescription lenses in, so sadly, i'm not cool.
NOT THAT I EVER WAS COOL:
http://oneparticularwave.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/un.jpg
i have prescription lenses
what do i win
i don't know.
i've never won anything.
my friend james has them
they actually look pretty good on him
hi james
same
2 pairs for £8? sure, why not
where from?!
Glasto
sorry man
also...
oxford street. got a black pair and a red pair. niiiiiice
buy me some plz
:[
Ok so i'm wearing a tight green hoody
carrying a microkorg with a knife strapped to it whilst I wear big sunglasses with knives on the rims for extra knife-age. Wearing boat shoes and a cardigan. It's a start.
yes_...
so hot right now!
SHUTTER SHADES
So now.
OMGYEH!
http://dadscarradio.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/04/kanyewest.jpg
Precisely!
toohuman.net
morehumanthanhumaaaaaan!
credit crunch
jokes about abortion and rape are totally out.
Yeah credit crunch is so hot right now
it really affects me as a teenager with no credit card and no plans to buy any property in the next 20 years.
Give it time
the taboo jokes will come back. Fashion's all about cycles, innit.
cake farts
sadpunk
Isn't he constantly "in"?
my dog has no nose, how does it smell?
sadpunk lol
Isn't he constantly "in"?
my dog has no nose, how does it smell?
sadpunk lol
he's not really in
it's just that you can't get rid of him
Why would you want to?
responding to rabble rousing
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
anti-consumerist branding
zubrowka vodka
the 1970s
coco sumner
the 70s are in now?
i thought it was the 80s?
1960s is defined as "retro" rather than fashion and is in a way always cool, so I predict it will either be the turn of the 90s next or of the 50s. I hope it's the 50s so I can dress like an american post-war factory worker. I sort of do anyway. I'm cool honest.
nah it's definitely 1975 out there
but think sleek, stylish 70s. 'The Ice Storm' kinda look. With a bit of disco and economic doom chucked in.
economic doom could be the best genre ever
crISIS
Khanate Krunch
Subprime O)))
all great northern rock bands
Freddie Macury and his band Queen?
snigger.
Drinking Bluuuuuuuuuuurd
ah ah ah.
shoes without socks
when did this start being cool btw?
no, shoes WITH socks is totally in.
you have to show your socks as well. gok wan says so.
quick google search: http://pinkurocks.typepad.com/pinku/images/sockapaloooza3.jpg
COOL!
That's so indie it hurts my eyes
i know, i'm going to have to create an antidote to all this indie.
you're a GIRL
men wear shoes with no socks. so far i've seen 1. keith murray, 2. nick grishaw, 3. vampire weekend, 4. fashion students on mary queen of shops, 5. my friend toby, 6. people in topshow in oxford street.
that you in the picture? that is a strong look, as westwood would say
THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
no it's not, sadly.
p.s NO SOCKS:
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/80506809.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193CE41B024AE96D64DBCBABA5BA84750305A5397277B4DC33E
THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
serious, it's in
BLING IS IN.
http://image.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2008/03/05/TimWestwood460.jpg
AND IT MAKES NO SENSE:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/rednoseday/images/169/pimpmyride.jpg
that picture
is amazing
it's better than this one:
http://tinypic.com/an1lc7.jpg
my friends met him on holiday
he was just saying things like "YOU LAYDEEZ IN DA CLUB ARE LOOKING BANGING, WHO'S GOIN HOME WITH THE BOG DAWG??"
i wish i could meet him.
RAW: http://www.ilikemusic.com/images/article_images/full/westwood_raw_full.jpg
IT'S GONNA BANG IN YOUR FACE! OFF DA MEAT HOOK
http://screwtube.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/westwood-fancy-dress-party.jpg
he's so cool,
he goes to fancy dress parties as himself.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/ayianapa2002/gallery2/images/big4.jpg
sugardaddie.com ^
That's not bling, THIS is bling
http://infectedtube.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/ghostface1.jpg
Quiche Lorraine on a gold chain
F.T.W
Sara von schrenk
I fear bow ties will be....
they already are:
http://www.selectism.com/posts/archive/2008/march/17/bow_ties_by_alexis_mabille/index.htm
oh god
I hate them so much I could cry.
george lamb wears ridiculous bow ties
George Lamb can die
I didn't understand the whole campaign against him cos I don't listen to 6music, but I saw him on the telly and now I want to make him die.
fender telecasters
crappy dead looking hair
telecasters are so 2004
so what guitars now?
semi hollow bodies?
I guess
just whatever foals have probably.
'folk'
i just went on vogue.co.uk to see what's in and they say so: http://www.vogue.co.uk/fashion/trends/2008-09-autumn-winter/080704-folk.aspx
accurate serious response
without clicking black and white right?
Peach Fuzz
Flabby groins, extra bones, two stack elbow cures, jam raid dark parties, Head Seven, and wicker.
Think I've covered it.
Plaid shirts
I'm bringing checkered back.
Also, if anyone thinks rolling up your skinny jeans so they show your ankles above your fashionably minimalist plimsolls is cool, then sort your life out. This isn't Victorian England, ankles aren't sexy, you homosexual pirate.
swoon
that's all well and good...
but Flabby Groins will dominate by the end of summer.
oh my
ankles are sexy!
and checkered is on it's way out by now, surely?
it's all about gingham. as modled by J. Graham in glasgow http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v286/13/105/1616190030/n1616190030_10179_2569.jpg
don't say you do it.
I'm considering buying a revolver, just so I can adopt a shoot on sight policy.
I don't do ankles
you can't roll levis up. they don't allow it. They won't be tamed. Those skinnies, on the otherhand... well, they're anyones.
Nice sideboob, Josh.
:D
it's escaping!
Don't try to constrain it
it wants to be free!
free titbet!
:'D
The funniest thing you'll ever post. Inspired.
I used to say free tibet...
that used to be MY thing.
I'm watching you, Jabe, you little pariah.
do you really mean pariah?
*piranha
i'm not despised or avoided by ALL
thanks!
even if it was slightly backhanded
Oh no
i'm gonna get in trouble again :(
She gonna whip you with a strap
aren't crystal castles over yet?
yep, knife crime, middle-class poverty, chastity, mormons, and paedophilia-but-only-via-the-internet
and oh, headscarves according to celia walden in the telegraph
yeah headscarves totes
one trend that can help heal our multi-religious inner cities!
mormoms are totally win right now too. as are sensible shoes. knife crime is already over i reckon.
though MTV will try to flog that horse when they launch
'Pimp My Knife'
not sure about headscarves
they were in, in new york, kind of a couple of years ago but it never really caught on - everyone just looked like a fucking mental
nah, they won't take off
no-one will know how to wear them, and the only people that do, will only look cool to their similiarly dressed friends...which is the point maybe
summer is the worst worst season for fashion.
but the best season for boobies!
There's some magnificent sideboob up there somewhere
ah - i see
i was on about when men wore actual neck scarves around their heads.....i'm trying to get a link now
actually i agree
my friend worse them, with big shades, very jackie o. it just doesnt work as a trend - can you imagine being at some party where every other girl was dressed like that?
i think the trend is gonan be chinese factory worker. well cut, sleek, utilitarian but deceptively plain - it'll be all about the details, customisation and accessories. i'm just making stuff up, in case you hadn't guessed.
crystal castles have only just begun
headscarves?
What next? The return of the blue-rinse?
hi
sapdunk. yeah, only women under about 25 are supposed to wear them cos otherwise it looks a bit old lady. and you must wear with plain clothes, unless you're emulating one of the olsen twins (i'll take the drugs, not the crazy outfits, thanks!)
oh, and leave a little bit of hair showing.
quite a funny bit in the walden article, where she says a romanian woman shouted at her outside of harrods for stealing her begging 'patch'. i lol'd.
hi
diasy. I can't see how headscarves could ever be flattering/attractive.
You'd also have to wear them all the time you were out, surely? When you consider the damage the humble cap can do to a hairstyle.
lols at the begging patch incident! :)
they were attractive on audrey hepburn
Good point!
I think I instantly chose the Queen as a frame of reference.
That's not a good sign is it.
bmp
Can I wear a headscarf?
My arm fat overlaps my wrists (like a baby), I waddle when I walk, I'm in 40+ double digits, and I smell like hay.
I also ride on the bus. So, headscarfs...for me?
Sisqo - Thong Song
Hair on the gash?
this is OUT
phew
Some really bad things become fashionista trends. Remember when The Face magazine had the article about dried up baby foreskins as a fashion accessory? People used to wear them on bracelets.
The rapper Swish Swayze used to wear a pelvic bone on some rope around his kneck.
cold sores are sooo 2008
moustasches
moustaches
5hitl3r
Before the backlash backlashes
Backlashes against this.
Infantilism