Ruud Van Nistolhorse.
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- Reviews: * Brendan Canning - Something For All Of Us...
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- Features: * Singles Round-up (18/08/08)
- * Tokyo Police Club @ London ULU, 21/08
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- * Bon Iver @ London Shepherds Bush Empire, 11/09
- * Plans and Apologies, Jeffrey Lewis, The Atoms @ Derby The Royal, 12/09
- * Guided Missile @ London Buffalo Bar, 13/09
- * Club AC30 @ London King's Cross Scala, 16/09
- * Adrian Orange, Sparky Deathcap @ London Cafe Otto, 16/09
- * Andrew W.K. @ London Madame Jo Jos, 19/09
- * Rolo Tomassi, DiS DJs, The Ghost Frequency, Mirror Mirror @ London Old Blue Last, 22/09
- * DiScover Sheffield @ Sheffield The Harley, 22/09
- News: * Bloc Party 'do a Radiohead', new album available digitally from today
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- News: * Beautiful Future (Of The Left, in Sheffield - August 30)
- News: * Muxtape forced offline
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- Board_threads: * Weirdest songs you've heard in a nightclub
- Board_threads: * when people say "one of the best albums of the year"
horse of bands
horsetistic.
indie bedwetter.
oops that was meant for
MrScagheadSir
Judy and the dream
Dean.
Hung Like A Horse
horse d'ouvres
damn
foal speed ahead
Champion Horse
Speed Horse
hunglike
.
Zeinab Badawi's 20 Hotels
Massive Bereavemnet
(yes, I did steal this)
^ Trust Me
I'm A Stomach
Onion Terror
I wondered how far down the Day Today references would start. unsurprisingly, it was not very far.
sadpunk
Godfucker
i like the thought of Balding saying it
Perv.
guilty as charged
i don't want to see her naked, i'd just like her to talk while i sort myself out.
She sounds like I imagine white goods would, if they could talk.
Like being serenaded by a microwave.
i once drank enough 20/20 that i thought the fridge
told me i was wasting my life.
it didn't sound like Clare Balding, sounded more like my mum.
Eggy Privilege
i thought that when i saw it
shit
Pony Yeboah
Prolapse Vacation
Zlatan Ibrahorsovic
Flange Magnet
(one of my own)
Gaviscon
Boris Johnson
Shergar
Thora Herd Loved Cock
Horseracio Nelson
bamhorse
Horseface
Minus the horse
Horsed up
I Am A Little Hoarse
actually it'd be really good to call a horse "OM NOM NOM NOM"
AND IT'S OM NOM NOM NOM BEHIND MASSIVE BABY HAMBURGER
more please
Tokyo Sex Whale
i could eat a
^winner
I could eat myself
Quantum inversion layer mobility
or
PADMANABHAN AND ROTHWARF
or
Donkey Punch
antidisestablishmentarianism
sarah jessica parker
why the long face
I think
Steve McManaman & Robbie Fowler used to have a racehorse called “Some Horse”. The idea was so the commentator would say things like “….and look there’s some coming up on the rear……”
Classic Scouse humour there.
"Hello Ian"
Sir WinsLotsofRacesalot
She's The Fastest
:D
Earl J Bumgarden
Whurry Bumps
Horse D'Oeuvre
t(h)orseten frings
CREDIT CRUNCH
Perissodactyla 2.0
Antonio Hernández Colmenero from Huelva
Prince Philip's Shrieking Testicle
Captain Flatbread
Spanish Kettle Ignition Twiglet
Flaming Nun
Galloping Ear Thrush
Drunken Bishop Seminar Arrest
Big-Eared Susan
Sugar Daddie
Posthoumous Oscar
^4 time winner of the Heath St Ledger
*posthumous
attempted comedy spelling fail
:(
My Bloody Valentine Ringtones
Rape And Abortion
...
man I just thought up a good joke about horses called "rape" and "abortion", but the "shock value" aspect outweighs the cleverness, so I wont post it.
This is the procedure you should go through whenever making a "shocking" joke.
noted
morgan freeman psychedelic semen
.
Pocus Horseface
Hit Me With A Hot Note
Oh man they should totally call a horse "Tummy button"
that'd be the best thing ever. I'm smiling just thinking about it.
First, number three
Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
goatse
Rembrandt Pussyhorse
That's Not a Horse, It's a Horse.
Boingy Boingy Pads
Blue Boxed Klan Robe
or 'Glue Walking'
Whore Sea
or just
Whorse
'My Face'
Just so I could see a load of posh birds screaming 'come on my face' when the stallion approaches the finish line
my face
copyright mario mancini (neé astbury)
Minge
or
Fern Britton's Gastric Falsehood
"this party's a bit of a damp squib"
Glue Monday
I Only Want To Be With Glue
Horson Welles
Horse on Wheels
Ha! do they allow that these days?
What Whorse You Rode Id On
that's a bit bollocks
this is no place for such judgemental tones
your horse please
I Gave Away My Kingdom And All I Got Was This Shitty Horse
Of Horse I Will
Tell that to the band who wrote the song.
Shouting Myself
Future Sausage
Pissyhand
Rafael Nadal's Huge Forearm
SHERGAR
IT'S FUNNY COS IT'S TRUE, YOU FUCKERS.
BOSTIK BOUNDER
this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDB5Akd4-Z4
Uhu I See You
SELLOTAPE CAREER RUINER
BIG FUCKING HORSE
NEIL YOUNG MENTAL HEALTH
SHITE NAME FOR A HORSE
Actually
'Epic Fail' for the National.
yeah, they're not much cop, are they?
Re: indie bedwetter
Inspector Horse
Fetlock Tavern
the trendy horse
Peacekeeping Horse
Pony Ericsson
HORSEFACE KILLAH