Mine has to be Gregg Wallace:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregg_Wallace
He is bloody brilliant in Masterchef. Some of the responses he gives when he can't decide who should be voted off are comedy cold. My favourite being when he got so stressed that he took off his glasses, rubbed his little round head, and croaked out the name "John!" I've watched that bit about 10 times now.
the ingredients expert?
He can't pronounce fondant correctly
Choosing who your favourite fat food-related celebrity is
JUST GETS TOUGHER
last night's facial grimaces
were BRILLIANT
sweet potato? great comfort food? I'm just not sure...
his 'fon-dont' does grate though
Last was great when he tried some food and said:
"Get in son" followed by a kissing sound. The perfect man response for a dish you like.
Probably Natalie Portman
Fascinating, and very intelligent, beautiful and a great actress...quite jealousy inducing! I hope she doesn't ever release a record though... Looking forward to New York, I Love You. Paris Je T'aime was brilliant.
Kriss Akabusi
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kriss_Akabusi
Does a lot for charity.
Or Danny Dyer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Dyer
PROPAH NAWTY.
The day Danny Dyer makes it into contention in my 'favourite celebrity' category is a very dark day indeed. In fact, I'll probably be dead.
Have I ever told
you the story about the time my mum was stood behind Kriss Akabusi in the queue at the Fareham branch of the Nationwide Anglia? He paid some money in, my mum took some money out.
Natalie Portman is a rubbish actress!
sapdunk
Peter Crouch
Susie Dent
JEREMY BEADLE
LINDSAY LOHAN
Henry Conway.
David Beckham
He's advertising a pen now! What did he use to do again?
Rodney Dangerfield of course!
"He don't get no respect"
:D
Bill Paxton
Mine used to be winehouse
but I'm bored of her now, so I'm on the look out for a new one.
Can I have Kevin McCloud please?
Thanks awfully.
Overused by Channel four and probably thinks he is very funny.
Grand Designs Live? More like Grand Designs Shit!
Poor choice.
Blanche off Coronation Street
jonny depp
that guy
wallace is a total arse fuck head
yes i know
he thought the moon was made of cheese!