"How much can you know about yourself if you have never been in a fight?"

was in year 6, with the Geordie kid everyone was scared of. I got him in a headlock and then accidentally punched my best mate's six-year-old brother in the face and we both shat ourselves and told the teacher.

23 years not out.
I tend to baffle with science then flee. Sadly my running looks like a newborn giraffe ice-skating, it is daft but effective.

i do tend to try taking a swing at people when drunk, but not been in a FIGHT since i was about 11, but i used to get in fights all the time back then

about 20-30 of them about 8-15 of us, the only injury we sustained was someone with a severely split lip (had several stitches) and other thn that just bruises and a few cuts. We had a fight with many local younguns in Dover, they are weak. We absolutely destroyed them. They love using bottles as weaponst, in reality they don't hurt that much when they hit you in the torso. I'm quite sure we injured over half of them....about one each i would say.

Well, it didn't quite become a proper fight, but the gentleman took his shirt off and I rolled up my sleeves and we started wrestling but were pulled apart. He would most likely have killed me.

I got hit in the face by a Scotch person at T in The Park on the weekend, but I think that was affectionate.

and then about a month before that. : (((((

i'm not a lover, but i'm not a fighter either

not once.

but I got punched once in a pub I didn't fight back he was loads bigger than me. I just carried on like it didn't happen this angered him more so his mates took him away. I can't rember why I got punched now he was an angry man hehe

My mate and I got drunk once and went back to his and ended up watching fight club. We got all excited and decided i would be a good idea to punch each other then go back out for another drink. He split my lip the fucker and I looked a tool buying the pints.

And it was years ago.

Returning from a night out scally says something to me and two friends (one a girl) Girl says fuck off... Scally headbutts me and girl before his other 3 friends jump us. I got a broken nose the girl I was with had to have an operation after being headbutted then stamped on. My dad "I hope you got a few punches in..." Me "Tbh Dad... Don't think so lol." Apparently the police ended the investigation that night... Until they realised the girls dad was in the policeforce :|

because it normally gets stopped, but i've been in many scraps where punches have been thrown, and then theres ofcourse when im really really drunk sometimes i start on everyone

a man asked me and my boyfriend where "the party" was and we didn't know what he was on about so he called me a "fucking bitch", and as my boyfriend shoved him, i poured an innocent smoothie all over him and we ran away.

age 15, at school - gigantic fat girl pushed me, I hit her in the face, she cried.

about a year ago.

it wasn't really a fight, more some guy giving my best friend and my girlfriend a load of shit and me cracking him, and then again when he got back up, then being escorted out of the pub.

i was v drunk, im never violent :(

in a fight. But i have been gay bashed.

it was the end of the school day and I was walking out with my mate when all of sudden I just remember feeling all disillusioned and sort of in shock. When I turned around it became apparent some fuck wit had taken a sly punch at the back of my head/neck and was now making his way up the stair case.
So I chased after him grabbed the bottom of his trouser leg and beat him silly. The teachers broke it up and he got off scott free! Because non of he teachers would believe he'd just punch someone for no reason and thought I was bullshitting to cover my tracks.

A guy called me a faggot for no reason so i sat at the bar getting drunk until he went to the toilet when i followed him in and clubbed him in the ear. He laughed it off and said he'd see me later. I stayed at the bar as long as i could but i ran out of money and they wanted to go home. I only lived about 200 yards from the pub so i thought i'd brave it. I got to the end of our path when he and his mate stepped out from behind a tree. He punched me in the jaw, we both threw stray punches and fell on the floor, then my brother ran out and hit him on the head with a big piece of wood. So there ya go, don't fuck about with me or i'll wrestle around on the floor with you until someone else comes and does something.

so... about 5 years ago in september.

And this little ginger fella with a rifle, and his mates started lobbing bottles at me and my sisters.

I was in year 10, but some moron on the bus tried stealing my phone. Out of nowhere he just whacked me in the face and then tried getting off, but couldnt figure out how to work the emergency door button, so I caught up with him (it took a while as I was rather large back then) and gave him quite a beating. Moments like these make me miss having hammy joints and great big clunking fists.

ever.

It really hurt...

this is weird cos i'm WELL hard. maybe people are too scared to start one.

I'm not going into details.

in Perth

but it was more an unnecessarily vicious and prolonged beating dished out by me without receiving a single blow in return. At first I thought I was in the right then realised I wasn't and apologised to him a few years later and tried to reassess how I react to things

had a bit of a handbags at dawn with someone after the last Breeders gig up here. Stood for 45 minutes in rain waiting for a bus when a guy showed up at same time as bus and went to front of queue. No big deal really but he then stopped at the stairs to rearrange his wallet so no one could get access to the seats. I pushed past him, he took offence, words were exchanged then punches were thrown on the moving bus. Another passenger separated us, all a bit silly really but he was the one who decided to take it to a physical level and I was quite happy to join him

apologies for length of post but I was on a bus in Glasgow on Tuesday night going to see Santogold. There were two guys and a woman next to me, late 30's, guys had slash scars on their faces etc. A guy around 60 got up to get off the bus and one of the guys started giving him verbal for no reason. He started threatening the guy with a kicking once he got off the bus, there was no build up to this, completely out of the blue. The really disgusting thing was that he didn't even have his own patter, the bitch with him was whispering one liners to him to threaten the guy with, meh

fortunately

When I was about 10 someone shoved me into a wall so I smashed his head on a clothes hook.

When I was about 15 or 16 someone shoved me and started slapping me as I walked into a classroom, so I threw a right hook to his face as I stumbled and he laid down and cried for ages...

About the same age someone walked up to me and slapped me across the face for no reason, so I stood up and kicked him in the ribs. He ran away, and when I caught him he apologised... apparently someone had told him I said something I hadn't to wind him up. He got excluded a few months later for slapping someone a few years younger than him for no reason, though, so I doubt his story.

I do MMA at uni now, but that's not proper fighting... it's structured... there are rules... you're relaxed... you know they don't have weapons... if they're a lot better than you they don't try to take your head off... if you're losing they stop hitting you... PEOPLE NEVER DIE

we were the two shortest lads in the whole year, so the others thought it would be absolutely hilarious to set us up for a fight.

I couldn't be arsed because I wasn't particularly bothered about the other kid, but he obviously fancied being something other than the school whipping boy and thought by beating me he could bestow that title upon me.

I connected with a decent right hook but he was a surprisingly hefty unit for someone so short so just wobbled on top of me. It was pretty much the gayest 'fighting' technique I've ever seen. He still didn't do any damage though, it was a really crap fight to be honest.

I hung up my fighting gloves after that.

Probably when I was about 15. I pwned a dentist.