Please, come and hate on me to distract me from other stuff. I may make totally lame comebacks, but it's better than nothing.
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Please, come and hate on me to distract me from other stuff. I may make totally lame comebacks, but it's better than nothing.
mirri smells of poopy poo!
not what i heard! i heard she smelt of wee wee
she smells of wee wee AND poopy poo!
oh!
SHE SMELLS LIKE A TRAMP!
Tramps get free booze
I'd be honoured. Next?
see
i can't be mean, you came up on my 'people you may know' on facebook, and you and yr lil' one looked really cute.
damnit!
her and her lil' one?
shit
i must pay more attention :)
or do i?
oh i don't pay enough attention!
haha.
ps.
i meant her cock! her really small COCK
and you didn't add me?
who ARE you?
fuck you!
haha
well!
i'm mat. hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps. i mistook you for emmi_london_twat.
hahaha. gutted at your face.
Just looked at your face.
Not sure who should be more gutted ;)
ROFL
PMP
I may smell shit
but at least I can control my hair.
you say that
like it's agood thing
why do you feel like this?
it's your birthday soon right? you should be preparing to rejoice?
ps when is your birthday? im sure i read somewhere it is soon!
oh
because:
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3673182
and it's Thursday. But birthdays don't bother me.
thursday as in tommorow thursday?
no
hey
you're a complete loser!
says pot to kettle!
hey! how'd you like that shade of black?
i was about to search google images for a
"pot calling kettle black" cartoon too
coincidence?
YOU WANT A FIGHT AS WELL?
YES PLEASE!
LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE YEAH
CAN'T WE TAKE IT INSIDE?
oh fuck off
i was well up for a fight as well
coward
pervert
creep
i'd kick your arse any day, you know
I'M REALLY TALL AND MOSTLY DRUNK
I'm really much shorter than you
but have fought of many men and am known as 'scary bitch'.
wanna start?
fine
YOUR HAIR LOOKS STUPID
and your makeup looks cheap!!!!
*you
Most of my makeup is bought in SpaceNK.
*shrugs*
Rimmel slut :)
I'm up for it
You're quite annoying sometimes. Hit me back?
Everytime I see your username
I either think of Pocketmouse, or the stupid fucking subservient little piglets in Animal Farm.
Your posts don't make me dispute this too much.
"mirri" is it?
more like BELLEND
if you had a proper bellend
i'm sure you'd know.
i feel nothing but pity for you.
i looked at my bellend
and i thought it was YOU so i fucking punched it. you will be recieving a private health bill
Slight problem here
my face is bigger than three inches.
You wanna make sure you carefully note those details down - those private healthcare professionals demand evidence.
Tiny dick.
you suck,
surprising no-one!
I do.
also: I bite.
usually when it's least expected.
bing bong
toomanykooks to thread!
bing bong
chrisjabe to readthefuckingthread please!
my shipment of fail
etc
you want proper hardcore
cut to the quick bullying for primal rage aggression venting?
or playful bullying for psychological distraction?
either/or
in these needy times, one can't be fussy.
give me your best.
oh
I really can't
I like you to much - I really wouldn't want to tear you to pieces
You could try?
Oh go on, it doesn't really matter.
you're rubbish.
Actually, no. No, you're not.
chicken
yeah
please, if there is some
k, one sec
there's only chicken in a honey + mustard sandwich filler which is mostly mayonnaise by the look of things. how's that?
sounds passable
so tempting
deleted you from facebook the other day
let's call that a "zing".
:D
Haha
I remember that, your political views are listed as 'apathetic'. L0000ser.
Bored now.
Any more?
withered old cunt, etc.
:)
i may have more if you want?
yes
you did that earlier.
i hope you get raped by sex starved nuns
wearing strap ons infected with AIDs
I hope so too!
I'll leave it in my will and testament that my skanky, disease-ridden body will be burned, and the ashes smothered all over your face on your deathbed sweetheart.
You want a mouthful of me, don't deny it.
:')
a want a fistful of you, baby.
i'll have your ashes sculpted into a replica of your flabby fanny so i can double-fist it all night long as a lasting tribute to your whoreish life.
blimey
I wouldn't do that if I were you
it'll only end up looking like a parody of your genital-warts ridden arse.
Sorry, I didn't hear that, because I was carving your epitaph
"Here lies Mirri:
Vikram's biggest cum bucket"
aw, nice of you to put a picture of your younger self on your profile. too bad your face is beyond the limits of cosmetic surgery to repair :(
Saw your face and cracked
post traumatic stress syndrome. No surprises there then!
You genuinely bore me
and I genuinely don't give a shit who you are
taking a break from dis
Hey mirri, nice internet persona you douche
I don't actually want to do this :(
do it!
don't be such a lamemoousee?
NO!
BLAH
I fucking hate your ex-girlfriend, and I want to beat her face in!
That showed me! :-D
i hate you
lots
I suggest you go back to uni
snd get a better degree. you big lame old 2:1'er ;)
:D
i suggest you shut up and be more constructive you massive bellend
what kind of fight?