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How to kill yourself with a chainsaw...

Police sources have revealed that David Phyall switched on the saw, and put a timer on the socket.

He even had a cocktail of pills to knock himself out, and then rested the saw on his neck.

When the timer went off, the saw sliced through his neck in an instant.

http://www.topnews.in/people/david-phyall

Fucking hell...

TheoGB | 16 Jul '08, 12:38 | Send note | Report this | Reply


  • Most Manly Thing Ever

    too_black_too_strong | 16 Jul '08, 12:39 | Reply

  • 'blood-soaked corpse'.

    lovely.

    georgiabeth | 16 Jul '08, 12:40 | Reply

  • how creative

    they put timers on chainsaws now? gosh.

    pip_ | 16 Jul '08, 12:41 | Reply

    • On the plug. One of those things for putting your lights on, I guess.

      TheoGB | 16 Jul '08, 12:42 | Reply

    • timer was on the socket

      alcxxk | 16 Jul '08, 12:43 | Reply

      • ahh, i really shouldn't scan-read things so often

        makes me look da fool.

        pip_ | 16 Jul '08, 12:47 | Reply

  • Such a cover up....

    He probably OD'd on pills, and when the dad found him though, "y'know I wonder what it's like to cut a mans head off?"

    belsizeparka | 16 Jul '08, 12:41 | Reply

  • :-O

    Holy Crap!

    sainty | 16 Jul '08, 12:41 | Reply

  • .

    1. Start
    2. Insert
    ?

    twentynine | 16 Jul '08, 12:42 | Reply

  • blimey

    brusma | 16 Jul '08, 12:43 | Reply

  • if he was a real man

    he would have used a petrol driven saw, who uses a freakin plug in crap one hell.

    jimitheexploder | 16 Jul '08, 12:44 | Reply

  • that's pretty...impressive i guess

    in a morbid way

    kenako | 16 Jul '08, 12:44 | Reply

  • holy christ

    imagine being so wed to your home that you'd rather die than leave it. especially a home in eastleigh.

    i don't want to read anything like that again.

    gesture | 16 Jul '08, 12:47 | Reply

    • Eastleigh?

      Blimey. Though haven't heard a word of it on the local news.

      twentynine | 16 Jul '08, 12:49 | Reply

      • COVER-UP

        brandet | 16 Jul '08, 12:50 | Reply

        • and so theatrical

          maybe all he wanted was for the story to be given national exposure and all he got was the sodding DiS message board.

          gesture | 16 Jul '08, 12:52 | Reply

      • Living in Eastleigh

        would make me want to do this

        Gringo | 16 Jul '08, 12:56 | Reply

    • The coroner's laying it on a bit thick

      "As far as we know nobody else was involved. There's nothing suspicious about the death. It was in his flat on Bodmin Road. The place is all due to be redeveloped. He was the last resident left there. He lived there alone. Nobody else was involved. He killed himself. There was no other involvement. Nobody else. Nobody else. Nobody else. Nobody else. Nobody else."

      simon_t | 16 Jul '08, 13:00 | Reply

  • Poor fella

    though pretty ingenious.
    Who would want to live in a house where a man chopped his own head off in.

    msmonipenni | 16 Jul '08, 12:50 | Reply

    • they're demolishing it

      so thats not really an issue dear

      snow_brigade | 16 Jul '08, 12:54 | Reply

      • Oh right

        I guess I'll just go chop my head off now for such poor reading skills.

        msmonipenni | 16 Jul '08, 13:02 | Reply

    • It being knocked down

      he was trying to fight compulsory eviction

      Gringo | 16 Jul '08, 12:55 | Reply

  • That's how I want to go

    Thanks for the tips Top News!

    poptimusgrime | 16 Jul '08, 12:59 | Reply
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