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The Automatic

Paul Mullen from Yourcodenameis:milo has joined The Automatic!

Does anyone think they are capable of a hit as big as The Automatic?

Their new song sounds pretty sweet!
www.myspace.com/theautomatic



  • so...

    which band member are you then?

  • The Automatic! or The Automatic?

    You decide.

    • How about The Automatic?!

      That's not been done before.

      • Some about 'not been done before'

        not often being heard when talking about The Automatic, or something.

  • Da Automatic sukkah

    dey pulled out of ma locul MPs gig e was puttin on to be all reluvunt and shiz. dey wuz gonna headline but chose to do radio innervue instead. boo the 'matic

  • What the hell are you?

  • I know this is street teaming and all, but if a member of yourcodenameis:milo has

    joined the Automatic, and ycni:m are basically defunct, then presumably they're definitely NOT capable of as a big a hit as the Automatic.

    [Abandon life]

    • definitly The Automatic!

      nope just a lil fan from London :)

      • that doesn't make any sense

        • why

          why doesnt it?

          • for a start, I didn't ask a question, so 'definitely the Automatic' is

            an answer to a question that wasn't asked.

            • The Automatic have always been the answer

              to a question that was never asked!

              • because no one wanted to...

                • ok guys, I thiunk that joke's been drilled far enough into the ground now

                  cheers

                  • Hey guys, I thiunk it's impossible to drill the Automatic

                    far enough into the ground.

  • They're from Cowbridge!

    I used to work there.

  • street teams:odious

    • So anyone that supports a band is instantly labelled as some sort of industry?

      hmmmm

      • When you join a music forum purely to JAG the wares

        of one particular band, yes. An industry. An odious, annoying, pointless industry.

        I hope you're happy with the posters and pin-badges they gave you as payment, I really do. But your work is done here now, you can move on. Thank you.

        • well actually

          Ive just finished school?! i dont know what your on about, i know you guys know more about msuic than me, fair enough. just give me a chance?

          • and

            If i was working for their record company, why am i fighting their corner?

            • because that makes perfect sense :D

              :D:D

          • Bamos

            Please arrange a 100 question multiple choice Music Travia quiz, no googling allowed punkrock01! Upon successful passing of said quiz your 'acceptance' will be discussed at commitee level.

            Regards

            • He sounds

              like a Ben Stiller character,

              lol.

              "No one makes me bleed my own blood!"

            • We've got a committee?

              Why was I not informed??? Damn this place.

              Dear punkrock101

              If you're not a street-teamer, I apologise. That's all I have to say on the matter.

            • haha

              righttt

  • JAG or not

    Isn't this really REALLY old news??? Like... Dinosaur old?

    • pretty much

      but i was more just asking who else likes the new song

      • cant listen to it in work

        describe to me exactly what it sounds like please

        • chugga-chugga-chugga bam-bam-bam shoutyshoutshoutshout BLAM

  • is it just me

    or do they now sound like Bon Jovi?

  • What a fucking Dick

    punk rock 101? as in bowling for soup, as in get to fuck

    • What does

      'I used to be a teenage Steve Mcqueen' mean eactly?

    • has any

      of the bands in your favoruite music list released a hit in this century?

    • Ginger beard, ha ha hah !

      • Irish people are supposed to have ginger beards

        but seriously, EMO! EMO! EMO!

        ahem, 33 yr old Ambulance LTD fan

        WOW!

        I bet you're upper class too! ya fucking toff

        • i bet

          you dont get much... do you?
          putting two and two together... you on a music forum, trying to feel big and venting your insecurities through a keyboard?

          did your mummy used to hit you?
          did your daddy touch you?
          dont worry man, fat people can still use the 'genetics' card ;)

          • Ha ha!

            You go for it punkrock101 stand up for yerself! ha ha! I love that comment about whether anyone's fav bands on this forum have had a hit this century, joyful!

            Leave the kid alone, he loves the automatic, at least it ain't pushing McFly's new "rockier indie direction" ....

          • oh, good one

            needs more sense

        • I give it less than a week before you get banned.

      • ^^ ^^ LMAO!!

        Fuckin best thread ever! even though poor old punkrock101 probably feels like a battered wife now

        • I genuinely have no idea

          what is going on in this thread any more

          • chugga-chugga-chugga bam-bam-bam shoutyshoutshoutshout BLAM

            • Im going to heahly ruht you foh saying trat

        • i was

          laughing my ass off at the simple yet comical statement of 'ginger beard!' but the comedy just keeps on coming...

          This thread should now be called the 'post here to insult the fuck out of some cunt thread!'

  • Punkrock101

    If you're not a street teamer then I take it back...it's just that it looked very much like a street team post.

  • I bet you're straight lego type hair parts to the left....

    for one emo-kid, trying to use the whole daddy touching thing just shows the desperate nature of a my chemical romance fan trying to win a fight, I bet you've tried to skateboard at least once in you're life!
    I mean, its not that the whole world doesnt understand you,

    its that we just dont give a fuck!

    • nope

      dont really care for Fall out boy, MCR or any of that, i gotta list of Music you can check it out :)

      • So....

        The Automatic, Death From Above 1979,Samiam, Barzin,Interpol,The Duke Spirit, The Faint, The Cure,Stephen Fretwell, mclusky, The Cribs, Jenny Lewis, Minus The Bear, Bowling For Soup, Mazzy Star, Martha Weinghwright, Jeremy Warmsley, The Liars, Biffy Clyro,Arcade Fire,Death Cab For Cutie, Hot Water Music,Rocky Votolato, Johnathan Rice, Calla, White Rose Movement, Final Fantasy,My Latest Novel, I am Kloot....

        so.... I bet you're straight lego type hair parts to the left....

        hahaha, STRIPEY TOPS, SCARVES AND T SHIRTS, SKINNY JEANS, AND NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU,

        ITS OKAY!

        its just cause you're a acting high and mighty prick, not cause you're different!

  • your thread is helping me alot.

    • This thread has gone very wrong now. Ho hum.

  • in fairness

    I bet he wears skinny jeans, stripey tops and says the word "dude" and "man" in a half posh village fete and half wannabe american accent.

    • Ha ha

      So bitter! Can't you fit into yoru skinny jeans any more? Just kiddin init ;-)

    • nope

      standard accent, plain shirt and normal jeans...
      and village fate?
      this aint Derry mate ;)

      • This aint derry....

        ...it might aswell be with 16 yr old mommy and daddy boys acting hard, but ah well, what can we do, kids these days think there so big,

        awh bless!

        • Vasectomy?

          your pretty much firing blanks mate.

  • oh dear

  • I'm gonna take a break from the bashing of this poor kid

    And say The Automatic are pretty decent.

    Other than the massive shitfest that was Monster, their album was quite good.

    However, in pictures they are always wearing ATD-I and Glassjaw tshirts and I weep for the band they could have been.

    • Posh kids screaming with guitars!

      .....its what they were destined to be.

    • _

      Nice work, using a music forum to talk about music!

      Yeah i think to a certain extent they are trying to re-market themselves... and i think they hold some hard feelings against their old singer

      • Stop letting you're mommy write replies and fight back Ya gimp

        seriously,
        I like some weird shit,

        but the automatic!

        FUCK OFF!

        • How have you managed to come onto a blatant JAG thread

          and yet come out of it making yourself look like the cunt?

          I am so confused by everything that is going on here

      • They sacked Pennie

        And he wasn't the singer, he was the shouter. Mullen is replacing him.

        We've had Foals subverting the indie genre with math-rock, now let's get the kids listening to post-indiecore =p

        • ALLAH AKBAR!

          Im away to bed, cause im drunk and sleepy

          enjoy you're Daily mails!

        • i like Foals.

          but they are in NO WAY SUBVERTING ANYTHING. also, "the indie genre"- please, stop. NOWWWWWWWWWW

          • They are in a way

            Since they'll be every Enemy fan's first "serious" album.

            I hate pigeonholing as much as the next person, but I feel it necessary for people to know what I'm talking about.

            • if by serious you mean

              good.

              • I mean good

                And also as in "proper" music, not throwaway schmindie.

                I was hoping their success would lead to more people listening to Don Cab, Minus The Bear, Sweep The Leg Johnny etc but alas, Cassius has become yet another "shoutalong" annoyance

                • they've led me onto

                  hella, battles, minus the bear and maps&atlases. good times.

                  • Good lad.

                    Give Parts & Labor a try too, they're tops.

  • this thread has turned into a your/you're massacre

    shame on us all

    • :D

    • I blame Tuesday

      shit day innit? Puts everyone in a bad mood.

      An Automatic thread on a Friday would have been far more accessable

      • isn't it Wednesday?

        • Pedant

        • I thought this too

          but tuesday was the day of conception

          • no no

            it wasn't.

            liar!

  • who are the automatic?

    did they do that annoying song?

    • no I'M INDIER

    • Yep.

      However it produced one of the best anti-Gooner chants I've ever heard.

      WHAT'S THAT COMING OUT OF YOUR SOCK?
      IS IT YOUR SHIN BONE?
      NO ITS YOUR ANKLE!

  • What's that coming over the hill?

    Is it a monster?

    No. It's an out-of-control thread! And it's coming straight for us! Flee.

    • Are threads supposed to be linear and coherent?

      That's complete news to me.

      • I propose everybody posts their favourite non-indigenous fruit (to the uk)

        with an adjective after it

      • Why is everyone so angry?

        • FUCK OFF

        • Watermelon

          seedy

          • Granny Smith apples.

            Crunchy.

            • Avocado Pears

              curious.

            • /\ /\ Non-indigenous only!

              For fucks sake!!! |Youve made me so angry now, more than I already was!!!

              • That was supposed to have slotted

                nicely unmder the granny smiths by the way not the pears, now im literally livid

                • Granny Smiths

                  are from New Zealand.

                  A WINRAR IS ME.

                  • Googling tells me England

                    but has also provided mixed results. I will be writing to Granny Smith HQ for full clarification. My findings will be posted under a new thread title of 'The Automatic are the musical equivalent of the pink slime in ghostbusters II'

                    • Wiki sez:

                      Granny Smith, or green apple, is a tip-bearing apple cultivar. It originated in Australia in 1868 from a chance seedling propagated by Maria Ann Smith (nee Sherwood), where the name "Granny Smith" comes from.[1] They are found wild in New Zealand; it was originally introduced to the United Kingdom circa 1935 and the United States in 1972 by Grady Auvil.

                      • fu

                        ck

                      • In any case

                        apples in general are indigenous. I said non-indigenous fruits not brands or sub-genuses. Though I have to congratulation on your knowledge of apples/your internet browsing skills.

                • WELL THIS IS THE ANGRY THREAD, AFTER ALL

                  rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

              • yeah! what kind of "douche" "bag"

                desn't scrutinise every post dilligently???

                I will peel off the little stickers fomr your apples and place them neatly on items of clothing you only wear for special occasions! Mwaha!

        • Are you a street-teamer for being calm and placid?

          Well, ARE YOU?

          • I'm a street teamer.

            GREEN STREET.

          • How dare you

            I'm just a fan looking for other peoples opinons

            • Oh please don't

              let me be misunderstood.

              • I think you sir may have missunderstood me

                I was replying to Bamos

                It's all good over here!

              • <33333

  • All I can say is...

    Mercury's in retrograde

    • All you did

      was look at the massive ad at the top of the page.

      That's just lazy.

      • Well, I am easily influenced...

        imagine what that gay ad has done to me

  • if your question is:

    Are "The Automatic" capable of a hit as big as "The Automatic" ?

    The answer logically has to be: yes, they are. They would not be able to produce a hit bigger or smaller than themselves, as they are The Automatic.

    • I tried this earlier

      turns out the correct answer is 'I bet you were called smelly in school'.

      • There appears to be a number of possible answers.

        • Im going to heahly ruht you foh saying trat

  • i can't believe

    i just read all of this.
    reverend d head is annoying.

  • Yawn

    another DiS gang-rape

  • such an

    ugly ugly band

  • Stop being such cunts

    (those of you who are being cunts). The kid asked a fairly incoherent question, granted, but i don't think the vitriol it triggered was quite necessary.

    THAT IS ALL.

    • I thought we were all just having fun

      in a quirky, moany kinda way.

      No vitriol intended by me at least.

  • stop saying 'Vitriol' its annoying

    besides punkrock101 had as much a a crack out of it as every one else, you should be sparing a thought for poor old ginger beard

    • kiwi fruit

      vitriolic.

      • LOL!

        Yes they are and hairy

        • I've seen some threads go off topic in my time but this one takes the biscuit

          To the answer: no, not as big as Monster. That song was huge.

          But the rest pretty much bombed. The album was good but extremely repetitive after a few listens. Considering the influences they list and the personal tastes they have, they could be much, much better. Only time will tell if they actually do get better.