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Pizza Hut vs Pizza Express vs ASK (3waypizzadeathmatch-centric)

3 Pizzas enter, 1 pizza leaves.

YOU decide:



  • pizza express

    not been to the others though!

    plus it's 2-for-1 at the moment

  • Ask

    Pizza Express can be great but can be shite,
    Pizza Hut = lol
    Ask = always nice and good portion sizes

  • Domino's is KING OF PIZZA.

    Schoolboy error there.

    • I have a couple of points I'd like to take you up on....

      1) Domino's is not a 'sit-in' full service restaurant and as such is not one of the three options.
      2) Their pizzas are fucking disgusting and laughably overpriced with a manky base that has the colour, taste and consistency of cardboard.

      Good day to you sir.

      I said GOOD DAY!

      • I like Dominos

        but it is SO pointlessly expensive

        • I know a guy who operates one of the franchises in Poole

          and he was saying that there is constant conflict between the franchisees and the company headquarters over pricing.

          They want to offer lower prices as they'd more than make up for it with higher volume of sales, but Domino's operate a similar pricing policy to DFS/World of Leather/ Every furniture store ever....set the RRP at twice what you'll happily accept and then offer a neverending '1/2 price sale'.

      • you're very wrong on both counts.

        You can sit in and eat at my local store, and i've done it at at least one other. Secondly, their pizzas are pretty special, and the range is better than anywhere else. They're not my favourite pizza's full-stop, if you must ask i prefer either Genie or Dt Oetker boxed pizzas, but Domino's are absolutely at the head of the pile so far as takeaway, not just pizza but all takeaway, is concerned. Yes, if you're a new customer they might at first seem a bit pricy, but their offers are pretty regular and amazing. BOFOF's on everything, 2 pizzas any size for £15, free EVERYTHING when you spend £20.

        • You can sit in and eat a microwave pie at my local BP

          but you wouldn't go there for a meal out.

  • HUT!!!!

  • pizza express

    wins above all things.

  • La Porchetta FTW

    yes, I do live in North London

  • whatever your outcome is

    at the end of the match, the lights will go off, some entrance music will come on, the lights will suddenly come back on and Dominoes Pizza will be in the ring, with a chair, bludgeoning the winner into submission, before running off again triumphant.

    • fuck off!

      • it'll be Pizza Express of those three

        taking the bludgeoning, which is no real reward for being better than the other two, but thats how pizza sports entertainment works.

  • Never tried ASK

    but Pizza Express is clearly the best of the other two.

  • pizza hut's pizzas are awful

    AWFUL

    • ^ this

      and i've worked there, so I KNOW :(

      i like ASK, but then i haven't been to pizza express in ages. their shop-bought pizzas are nice though...

  • ASK

    I'm a big fan, the one if in Uxbridge provided good dinner potential for girlfriend's from the age of 16-18.

    Really nice, pips Pizza Express by being a tad nicer and better VFM

  • pizza express

    it at least tries to pass itself off as an actual restuarant. may i ask, what is ASK?

  • Pizza Express is ace.

  • Pizza Express is ace.

  • Pizza Hut. honestly.

    Where else can you get as much Pizza/Ie Cream as you can eat for not much money? And the Pizza Express pizzas aren't all that.

    And also Pizza Express and Ask are places you take girls on dates when you are about 17/18 because you want to enviroment of a proper resturant but you aren't quite ready yet to eat proper food.

    And frankly I don't want the memories of those dates to come back any time soon.

    • the pizza tastes

      like greasy shite though.

      • All the more reason...

        to abuse the unlimited ice cream and soft drinks. Sugar Rush ahoy!

  • Cucina in SE1 (london)

    is the best pizza delivery ever. not that cheap though, but superb

  • Pizza Hut

    It tastes amazing but I always end up regretting it afterwards. Pizza Express pizzas are too thin.

    • the thinness is why they are good!

  • It's clearly Pizza Express

    thanks for asking though

  • Pizza Hut Chicken Goujons

    Pizza Express Garlic Doughballs
    Pizza Pleeze Pizza
    Dominos Chocolate Indulgence dessert.

  • not pizza express, hell no.

    i know pizza hut pizzas are about as italian as my nana, but i like them a lot. ask is a nicer restaurant. so pizza hut if it's takeaway, ask if it's eat in.

  • Pizza Hut pizzas

    are so high in salt they make me feel physically sick, and I'm not a fussy eater.

    Pizza Express by a mile.

  • Pizza Express for me.,

    Though Ask is a valid option too.

    Pizza Hut's alright but it's essentially McDonalds for pizza fans...