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I will cover any song you request...badly

i can't sing, i can't play keyboard and i am willing to cover any song requested, and if i have enough time all requests. Wanna hear one of your favourite songs ruined? here's your chance.



  • Year of the Pig

    by Fucked Up.

    • recording now

      i hope this doesn't make me a racist :|

      • it's on the muxtape

        it isn't even funny :|

        • shit you did it!!!

          I <3 you!!!

          Only suggestion, I would have just sung over the beginning bit..that would have sounded cool!

          But this is great!! and it wasn't even random (which could have been racist ;)) you even tried to get teh words right!!!!!

          well done!!!

  • Windowlicker

    • Eine Symphonie Des Grauens

      is now being uploaded to the muxtape/myspace

      • amazing!

        I want a copy of it

        • yeah!!

          this is actually really beautiful. I might have to steal it

          • if you can find me a

            website i can upload songs on which are available for download which isn't myspace as that doesn't seem to want to work for me then give me a link and i'll put it up :]

            • just stick in on zshare

              or savefile or something

            • I like box.net

              or megaupload

              • myspace is working there

                available to download from there, if download isn't working just use file2hd :)

              • here it is

                • I just logged onto my account

                  where I put my own terrible cover of something ( I love a terrible cover, or good one in your case) and it says downloads 66, and for my slightly better version downloads 23. I really hope that means 'views'

  • please please do this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe0nF1u-3yY

    including the 'woke up this morning, got yourself' bits!

    • i did it

      and it's now on muxtape. BUT i must warn you i hadn't got a clue what i was doing. I wish i could rap :(

  • United States of Whatever

  • Chelsea hotel#2 by Leonard Cohen

    I'm going for the embarrassing cover factor here

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx11oNHPDrA&feature=related

  • sweet love for planet earth by fuck buttons

  • anything by the verve

    or anything by the vichy government (myspace.com/thevichygovernment

    • actually

      definately do love is noise by the verve. pretty please. The song is so bad i'm sure you could improve it.

      • it's on muxtape now

        sorry for the hour wait, and for the long waits for all those below, i'll try and get you all done by the end of the night ;D

  • This is a song I made

    after a thedailybumbler comment on here which went 'oh no oh no two blokes oh no'.
    http://fabricatedentropy.muxtape.com/

  • 'Cut your hair' by Pavement, please!

  • leggy blonde - flight of the conchords

    w/jemaine's rap, please.

    • sorry i missed this one

      i just did it now, it's on the new muxtape
      tommybiscuit2.muxtape.com

  • Parasite God

    • the locust

      twenty three lubed up schizophrenics with delusions of grandeur

      • the locust

        are now covered on the muxtape, there is only room for one more song though, i might make another account

    • Parasite God is on muxtape now

      thanks a lot for the request, most fun one yet :)

      • oh and

        after watching that video i am pretty suprised. Mortiis is far more camp than what i remembered. gives me the heebies when he 'hmmm's

      • You totally rule!

  • Oxcide and Nutrino

    Bound for the reload!

  • SLADE!

    HOW DOES IT FEEL!

  • Paul Mccartney - Ram On

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=lpGtqeMH4Rs

    i'm loving the songs you've uploaded. brilliant to see such a lack of pretense on dis. keep up the good work mate, i love it. tom x

  • haha

    This is great. You have a good voice.

    • i can't believe you

      have chosen that! i am in a band that actually covers that song live. haha. i'll give it a go solo :)

      • my brother just got out of bed

        and shouted at me during the recording... :oi'd best go to bed, i'll do some more covers tomoror though. i'll upload my brother shouting during top that anyway :D
        it's on the muxtape (new one tommybiscuit2)

        • That's incredible

          Thank you :D

          • It was great when you carried on after your brother told you to stop.

            How old is he?

            • he's 19

              visiting from uni and i think he's regretting it

        • amazing

          such a posh voice. tell him you have fangirls on the internet as a result of this.

  • big time <3

    these are great.

  • This is fantastic

    good work

  • Someone give this boy an award

    for being the most entertaining DiS user ever! The Nas rap is too funny :D

    • i do go by a different name

      on dis, i'm not a regular but i post every so often. people know who i am though and i'm not sure i could handle the embaressment of my friends hearing these songs. haha

  • my favourite ones:

    cut your hair and eine symphonie
    i'd buy your album

  • Nick Cave- Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!!

  • good effort

    these are all brilliant. i particularly enjoy the bound for the reload :)
    i wanna download them now!

  • i am bored

    and want more requests. I have recorded a cover of katy perrys "yr so gay" while waiting for so more. check the muxtape

  • The Mars Volta - Cassandra Geminni

    • sorry for the wait

      i've been at work
      here's your song :)

  • cinderella's big score - sonic youth

    sample lyric "you'd rather have a dollar, than a hug from yr sis'.

  • Best thread ever?

    Quite possibly.

    I challenge you to cover Hoppipola by Sigur Ros.

    • hoppipola

      is on the muxtape, sorry for the wait. I am in work in an hour so i'll try and get as many done as possible until then :)

  • minus-chimera

  • United States of Whatever is fucking amazing

  • Britney Spears- Toxic

    Please

  • "Is That All There Is?" by Peggy Lee

    get down with yer bad self

    • on the new

      muxtape now
      tommybiscuit3.muxtape.com

      • i'm almost literally almost wetting myself in anticipation

      • Thanks! (for the Peggy Lee)

        I hope it's on the album.

        You are a saint

    • Explain me

      How do I hear You covering Peggy Lee?

      If that's what you did, I have to give something up for the greatest busker of all time- do you need anything?

  • Suffer For Fashion by of Montreal please

    • haha please do suffer for fashion

      or The Past Is A Groteque Animal by Of Montreal

      also could you do Space Oddity by Bowie?

    • please note

      that if you cover me, you'll be the first person ever to do so, which will make you really cool

      • sorry

        but i'll need the lyrics if i am going to do a cover.

    • Suffer for fashion done

      and on the new muxtape
      tommybiscuit3
      bit poor though, i'm past my prime ;D

  • i love you

  • Dr Dre

    Bitches Ain't Shit

    • it's on the new muxtape

      tommybiscuit3.muxtape.com

      i feel so white

  • I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

    Bloodhoud Gang

    • it sucks

      and i'm sorry, but it's on the muxtape
      i wish i could actually play keyboard :(

  • Is it too late to request stuff?

    if not,
    Aesop Rock - None Shall Pass
    and/or
    Beta Band - House Song
    plz
    :-D

    • none shall pass

      is done and on the muxtape :)

  • whilst this is all brilliant

    these guys do it seriously and are just as hilarious.

    www.myspace.com/thevichygovernment

    they once played a nirvana tribute night and it was probably the funniest thing i've ever seen.

    also your cover of dig lazarus dig is amazing ..."back in the hole .... *SNEEZE*"

  • Super Witness by Mothershipss

    check out mooch records for the free ep

  • Please!

    Themselves - Its Them!

    These are frickin great by the way

    • can you do...

      Levellers - Beautiful Day

      I just really wanna see what its like

    • sigh

      why does everybody want me to do rap, it's the hardest one!!
      on the muxtape now, sorry if yr disappointed

  • animal collective - did you see the words?

    please :D

    • it's on the muxtape

      hope you like
      i wish there was more people than just me doing this when i record, it's so hard when it's just one boy and a keyboard :(

  • "Stop it! You're being a dick!"

    We need more contributions from Angry Brother.
    I love this thread.

  • You Suffer

    by Napalm Death

  • In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

    please.

  • The Greatest Man That Ever Lived by Weezer!

    please!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=a32Yqft3E5w

    [this is amazing, by the way]

  • Put A Donk On It!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

    I urge you, PLEASE cover this one!!!

    • ^^^^^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^^^^^^^

    • it's on the muxtape3 now

      it was really good in my head

      • *

        but it didn't really translate well to song, haha. i regret doing this one so much!

        • Nah, that is quite literally AMAZING!!!

          Well done indeed!

  • i think

    you should cover an ENTIRE album.

    • and that album is

      Spiderland

      • it's half past five in the morning

        one boy
        one note
        one album
        twenty minutes

        the one note masterpiece spiderland is now on the muxtape. I DARE you to listen to it all

        oh and as so to not wake up angry brother i recorded it really quietly and turned it up on the computer, so you can't even hear what i am saying :D

        • oh and it's on the NEW muxtape

        • shortly after recording this

          i dropped my laptop, and the screen cracked. i am on angry brothers laptop right now, i have gone and got mine replaced but now i am even angrier than angry brother. At least i managed to finish this masterpiece before it cracked

        • ....

          it hasn't uploaded :|

          • :( :( :( :( :(

            yousendit.com?

            • i have lost it forever

              i might record it again if i have a spare 20 mins

  • Chop Suey - System Of A Down

    You might want to ask Avril Lavigne for some help :)

    You're amazing, by the way.

  • Jesus Freak by DC Talk

    Not my favourite song by any stretch but a cover of it would bring the LOLs

    • on the new

      muxtape
      tommybiscuit4.muxtape.com

  • Oh wow how much do I wish I´d thought of this idea

    and do ´Rubber Traits´ by Why?

    • Also can I just say

      I genuinely prefer your ´Frankie Teardrop´ to the Suicide version. No jokes.

    • it's on the new

      muxtape
      tommybiscuit4.muxtape.com

      • Oh aceness thanks

        Fast too. :D

        If you´d like another one, I would like to hear your take on ´The Clouds Are Full Of Wine (Not Whisky Or Rye)´ by Captain Beefheart.

  • Get Up by Sleater-Kinney please

    This is genuinely brilliant. I love all the covers. Well done - especially on Year of the Pig <3

    • Can you request two at the one time?

      'Cause I think I'd like to hear you do Academy Fight Song by Mission of Burma as well, maybe with an interjection by Angry Brother...

      • Acadamy Fight Song

        is done.
        tommybiscuit4.muxtape.com
        i am angry and noisy in this because my computer broke earlier. thank god for insurance

    • on the new muxtape

      tommybiscuit4

      hella tired so going to bed, will finish the rest off tomoror, leave some more requests until then.

      • oh and fun fact

        while i was typing that i started having a nosebleed which is going on as i type this right now. gross!

  • Len - Steal My Sunshine

    • now on the new

      muxtape!

      this song is all aboyt having fun!

  • sun kil moon- carry me ohio

    Pretty please, amazing stuff man.

    • Narrow Your Eyes- They Might be Giants

      Would make me smile big time!

      • Oh and great work!

        I'd buy your stuff in the blink of an eye.

      • on the tommybiscuit4 muxtape

        enjoy

    • if you post the lyrics

      i will cover the shop assistants song, as i can;t find them on the net :]

  • AMAZING

    JUST LISTENED TO THEM ALL AGAIN,
    You're a legend!

  • Jamie T

    If you got the money!

  • that minus one

    is...i have no words.
    can you please PLEASE PLEASE do: http://www.myspace.com/theadambrown
    'give me back my heart'?
    not sure on chords. definitely B,E and G in there though.
    if you cover that i will get him to cover a song you write.

  • Sisqo - Thong Song

    • thong song done

      and it's safe to say, my best work yet ;D
      i'll upload it when jamie t finishes uploading as it's taking ages

  • This is an amazing thread

    put a donk on it is special

    awwwww wickid! put a donk on it!

  • 99 Problems

    Jay-Z

    • 99 problems is done

      and id pretty much the worst cover of all time XD

      check the muxtape

      • I've only just heard this 12 days later

        Superb

  • Vienna

  • Good Weekend - Art Brut

    Pleeease!! :D

    • on the new muxtape

      tommybiscuit5.muxtape.com

  • Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity.

    • on the new muxtape

      tommybiscuit5.muxtape.com

      for some reason i imagined myself being ben stiller when i recorded this

  • I shall pick the next song that comes on my mp3 player

    and that song is Throwing Muses with 2 steps

    This is what the intermaweb was made for.

    • This rules!!!!

      Killing is My Business... and Business is Good... Megadeth

  • Vanessa Paradis - Joe Le Taxi

    Please?????

  • You're amazing

  • Stop it! You're being a dick!

    This is my favourite thread ever.

    • Please

      do

      Evil - Interpol

      would make me seriously lol.

  • .

    this is the most web 2.0 thing i've ever seen.

  • Just

    Thanks.

    • Owen Paul

      'You're My Favourite Waste Of Time' please.

  • The Locust - Identity Exchange Programme, Rectum Return Policy

    I will give you a prize if you succeed in covering this.

  • My God,

    tommybiscuit, you're a legend.

    I'll suggest "Temporary Secretary" by Paul McCartney.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWg4PTNNamw&feature=related

  • Any song at all by Cardiacs

    You choose.

  • Luther Vandross

    Never Too Much

    • That's one of the best pop songs ever

      I could barely stand to listen to another thing he's done, but that particular song is genius.

  • Can I request

    Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear The Reaper?

    You are a genius, can we get the Muxtape reviewed on the site?

    thankyou

    • if i got the first muxtape

      to be reviewed on dis i would be so happy, even if the review sucked. New Songs tomoror morning :)

  • tommy

    you missed out the adam brown song :(

    • i need the lyrics for it

      post em and i'll cover it :)

  • this is absolutely fantastic.

    do the dismemberment plan- the city

  • Barbie Girl?

    Or have you done that?

  • McLusky

    Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues

  • Battles - Ddiamond

    could be interesting!

    • Faster Pussycat - Babylon

      Please!!!!!!! This would be the best one ever!!!!!!!!!!!

      • any updates?

        My Biscuit?

        • what has happened t the mighty biscuit?

          has he exausted himself through his gargantuan efforts and fallen into a deep sleep?

          • i am back

            sort of

            • accadently pressed post reply

              hence the short post above,
              i went to latitude, which is why there are no more updates. i would do a song tonight but i am about to go see wall-e
              maybe tomoror ;D

              • You weren't at the meet were you?

                I would have loved to hear some live versions.

                • i played on the

                  set up piano in the woods
                  i did a cover of ms jackson by outkast, chelsea hotel by leonard cohen and one of my own. there was a crowd of about 15 there and a few knew me from dis

                  • Aww man

                    I walked past the piano on Sunday and there was a crowd of around 15, if this was you I'll be gutted!

                    • it was the sunday

                      i played on, same time as polly scattergood

  • Ah AM ahh MOunntunnn

  • If I Was Your

    Girlfriend by Prince please. With the spoken word stuff at the end.

  • i am bringing this death thread back to life

    by doing a night of cover songs again :D
    i'll get cracking soon, but first i have closed muxtape 4 with a whiney original song :D
    www.tommybiscuit4.muxtape.com
    feedback would be nice
    even if you say it sucks :)

    • I've become a

      tommybiscuit addict.

      Je t'aime please. Both vocals.

      • you get to skip the que

        for the sweet request. i hope you like it XD

        tommybiscuit5.muxtape.com

        • It sounds

          how I imagine the inside of David Lynch's head to sound. Slightly disturbing but...you...just...can't...stop...listening.

          I wonder if I can have it as my ringtone.

          On that note how about Julee Cruise Falling...

  • Insects

    by Psyopus.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=L9dvavMkY30

    Not sure what the sound's like on it as my sound card's not working, but the joke is that it's really hard.

  • I'm upping the ante

    Flight Of The Bumblebee

  • right

    Guided By Voices - Echoes Myron

    or

    Motorhead - The Game

  • in spirit of my 'screamo' thread

    This City Could Be Anywhere In The World - Alexisonfire

    • Girls Night Out by The Knife

      and Majesty by Madrugada

      • I think chelsea hotel is my favourite

        by the way.

  • Do Marilyn Manson

    "Disposable Teens!"

    It's not my favourite song or artist in any way, but for the sheer Machiavellian horror of hearing it on a keyboard..

  • This is legend!

    Any chance of attempting "We Have All The Time In The World" by Louis Armstrong.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy97lOwvECs

    Cheers

  • marvin sease

    candy licker

    PLEASE

  • "PLAY SOME SLAYER"

    If you can ruin 'Raining Blood' as much as I did the last time someone asked me that, then you are a better man than I.

    • Dear

      Mr Biscuit,

      Would you kindly cover Evil by Interpol.

      It will make me laugh out loud :)

      Thanks, your reet good.

      x

      • Nina Simone

        My Baby Just Cares For Me. IMAGINE what you could do with that!