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  • i love you Mirri

    am i doing it right?

  • NOM

    • Speaking of noms

      I just ate a low fat mini babybel after a full fat one. I can confirm that full fat has more noms to the mouthful.

      • how many mouthfuls are there in a babybel though

        id say a disappointing one.

        unless you eat like a squirrel.

        • Four mouthfuls

          unless you're a piggy-gobbler.
          I meant they taste naffer anyway.

    • Yes?

  • too early

    you have to wait until about 11pm when everyone is getting lonely and desperate

  • you're my bestest

    DiSser. And your flat is stunning :)

    • :)

      You'd better be at field day missy!

  • Favourite female DiSer over 30 who isn't a massive fan of keiths_tele?

    I vote MirriLondon. She's teh bestest on teh internetz.

  • Er...

    Mirri = Great.

    • Shields!

      I sent that calculator trick to an old boss for his kids on Friday and he was most pleased.

  • i'm not in the mood

    this is indeed unusual.

    • I'm always in the mood to see you, Jabe.

      Except for in the gross threads. Then I don't like you as much ;)

  • Hi!

    I still haven't got any pork belly...

    • Oopsie

      I forgot - that receipe totally wasn't pork belly either.
      So I either made it up, or it's in another book. Tbc by the end of the weekend, k?

      • Haha, I'll avoid attempting it til then!

        I haven't had pork in ages, food is so expensive. I think I have low-grade chicken mostly. Tastes alright in some kind of mega-curry though! Hoorah!

  • hi.

    • Nice profile pic. I envy your hair!

      I get mine to try to do stuff and it just does big MEHs :(

      • thank you :)

        i thought that was a particularly bad hair day but if someone insults me on here, i can just direct them to the photo easy peasy!

        where are you off out to later? anything fun?

        • Trust me, to have your hair would be a dream!

          Going to a gig - with my boss!
          He's just become single after 19 years or something. Just being his buddy and showing him some fun.

          • there's no way i can possibly let

            "just become single" and "showing him some fun" pass without me making some kind of comment

            but ehhhh for your boss :/

            • He's not getting that much fun.

              No matter how much he seems to admire his own cock.
              I'm just being nice is all!

              • what gig are you taking him to?

                will he appreciate it much?

                • it's a secret

                  / if he doesn't he'll be too scared to say ;)
                  I dunno is the honest answer. He's not been to many gigs since he partnered up. Usually does big stadium things like Live Earth and gets VIP tickets and stuff.
                  Gonna bring the grunge out in him.

  • i like DiSers

    they're friendly and gregarious when drunk :)

  • hello

    • ^ another one with great hair.

      humph!

      • thanks!

        that was taken last year actually..it's longer now (see new geeky pic :0)

  • Gave me ale and cheesecake

    therefor shes BRRRRILLIANT!

    • I think I screwed this thread up a bit.

      Wasn't supposed to me 'looooove me', just a general jerk yeah? So cheers ducky, but can you love on someone else too? Ta!
      (got wet nails and gotta get in bath soon anyway)

      • maps and atlases are pretty good, eh?

      • Okay

        I love Yesiamaduck, he's brilliant

  • msn circle jerks are so much better <3

    HI JABE AND TONY

    • No thats rubbish

      and its practically cyber sexing

      • yeah.

        how can we start a real one? je suis really fucking bored.

    • HAIYAR

    • I missed a circle jerk?

      :'(

      • Not exactly.

        I started it at 5ish then got told off for being six hours too early.
        Hello lovely!
        ^ that man is lovely.

  • someone tell me i'm cool please

    x

    • you da man!

    • cooler than the leader of the gang

      x

    • You are proffesor cool

      a poor mans mr.freeze

    • thanks guyz

      youre cool(s) too.
      circle complete!
      this its how its done.

  • fucktherave

  • Mirri's cool

    I met her at Zonino 3.

    Should hav espoken to her more than being drunk.

    Which I am now!

    Sorry Miranda.