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somebody tell me i'm brilliant

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by douchebag

thanx

douchebag | 08 Jul '08, 22:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

^this


C-C-C-CIRCLE JERK

STOP WANKING EACH OTHER OFF YOU WANKERS


it's not a circle jerk

because everyone's jerking me


no, not you

somebody else


absolutely

my smug facade is overridden by a core of complete pathetitude. This thread is a case study


that's not how it works

you have to do something brilliant first
GO


nope, sorry


at the very least

give me a brief synopsis of your brilliance


THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING

come on, i'm sure you can think of something


BUT THAT WOULD MAKE IT TOO EASY

i'm a tough crowd to please, yo


no, you're not

unless i'm just really good at it


nah, i was faking it

soz babez x


my heart just collapsed

cheers x


jokes

you're brilliant
HAPPY NOW?


not at all

but this helps <3


hi douchebag

will you love me


i'm incapable of emotional love, i'm afraid

you're welcome to my physical love though


okay

then i will say, you are the life force that keeps the blood flowing through the DiS beast's virtual veins

is that a good compliment

on an unrelated note, my girlfriend has been showing me this weird american reality tv thing they have, what do you make of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Vzj104wDc&e


To Catch A Predator is dangerously lolsome

pretty disgusting in a lot of ways though. The modern day equivalent of Christians vs lions

Also, you have a girlfriend? So all this flirting was just an empty gesture?


she'd be okay about it

i mean, you are 'douchebag from the internet' after all


sweet

she can watch if she wants


i'll suggest it next time we're 'IMing'

(i have to learn american to date this chick...)

do you think hip indie comedies like juno are biblical parables for the modern age


i am

although i havent much other than a closing scene with her standing in the rain on her own singing jandek, i feel this will be a poignant reflection of the end of the first film and how life changes after a blissful adolescence with michael cera

you can join the team though


sadly enough, yes

because they're both arty (so you're better than everyone else) and not arty (so you don't have to watch some arty shit)

sign 'o' the times


Some words for you

When you don't have a plan, it's jiggaboo time
It's jiggaboo time, it's jiggaboo time.





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