okay, the plan is a simple shooter, and you have to blast the shit out of select DiSers.
like, FOR EXAMPLE, you are simply flying along in cyberspace then SUDDENDLY klaire's head pops out and starts firing words at you etc.
ideas/suggestions?
okay, the plan is a simple shooter, and you have to blast the shit out of select DiSers.
like, FOR EXAMPLE, you are simply flying along in cyberspace then SUDDENDLY klaire's head pops out and starts firing words at you etc.
ideas/suggestions?
Don't post this thread
it's too late :(
Join Nation States,
and we'll take it from there
btw, to make this clear
i am actually going to make this game. and you can happily download and play it when it's done.
In that case, you were right to post this thread
Would you be interested in having a zombie level? If so, I might be able to help.
zombie levels are perfectly acceptable
I'd love to shoot a big herd of myselves
space blasters, missiles, heat ray
the works.
:')
zombie levels should have sarkyfox in
please finish the game with massive flashing letters
FTW
FTW
FTW
FTW
FTW
game over will be
EPIC FAIL
You do realise
with the general mindset of DiS this game would be a clone of the paper rock siccor stage on Alex Kidd
there was nothing wrong with that!
Only if I got to fight cyberdemon at the end.
MOST EPIC BATTLE EVA.
you knows i wins!
KATCHUUURM DING!
GOTCHA!
:D:D:D:D:D
i should be the main boss.
special weapon: ban hammer.
bamos should be the mentor
who tells you your quest at the start, but then at the end, it turns out he was the evil one all along and he's lead you into the pit of sarkyfox.
i had better have laser eyes
Natch
*snatch
*mentat
*main twat
Make them do a proper, in motion circle-jerk.
A bit like the okey-cokey.
I want no part of this! :)
place someone i nthe middle
and shoot
Perfect for the wii!
keep these ideas coming!
can I be cowering in a corner?
yes
you can be covered
in the corner
i'll need photos of DiSers eventually
so keep that in mind :)
.
http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v64/181/71/504790366/n504790366_170181_9725.jpg
hahahahaha BEAUTIFUL
I don't have any that are suitable,
I may need to get onto this.
no rush
it'll take some time for me to get this done anyway :)
I'd like to see Brooner
pop out and say 'Oh no!' any time things start going badly for you.
can i be an enemy that flies?
flying enemies are cool.
there can be loads of different levels, then?
like Tory World, where all the baddies are Alex-in-Ciderland or wrightylew or whoever, and the main boss is CG
or Football World, where the main boss is ht27
and you could get power-ups too, like the ^5, and power-downs (what's the term?) like ABANDON REPLY
yeah of course
also Inane World
and the main boss is whiterussian
^9/10
*and the main boss is brusma
nice try
well it was a fairly inane comment in itself
and whiterussian deserves it no more than you do.
there there
ok, whatever
oh that hurt man
half your posts contain the word whiterussian anyway. you lose x
Brilliant idea
The Cavern Of Minge could be the female level. They try and tempt you but you kill them anyway. Just like in real life.
we'd
just kick the fuck out of you, swinging tampons by the string and stabbing with a crochet needle.
and if you lose you get sent to the Lipster zone
Everytime you level up
ChrisJabe should go ":D"
^5
Weapons
Pistol
Rifle
Shotgun
Rocket Launcher
Special Weapons
The JAG - Rail gun from Quake 3
Craine Gun - Grenade Launcher
I reckon it should be like Space Harrier
you should od an operation wolf style level!!
loads of variations of ghoul
attacking the player in waves and they can only be stopped by the ban hammer of fishplums.
Is there an under-water level?
If so,make me the mini-boss,right befor you find out you're a clone
also
if you want to contribute in any way (sound effects, voices etc.) send me a pm!
^5
Get prof-kitsch to record the intro story bit. His voice is like melted chocolate.
haha okay
i'm keeping a record of everything in this thread btw
You could just bookmark it
i'm not at home
i've just grabbed the link though
you've heard prof-kitsch speak?
words cannot express my jealousy
can i be in it?
you make me laugh
everytime there's a thread about a DiS fantasy you need to be in it.
:)
its computer games tho
that's like Shandy's forte am I wrong?
HES NOT WRONG!
(said in a geordie accent a la carling advert)
this is no fantasy
in fact i've got a lot of the code done already! countzero is making some tunes for me too.
can i be in it though?i could offer the hero a porn mag or something ?
i dont know.code me in!
narrator?
I would imagine to be one of the lower level enemies, much like the Goomba from Mario World such is the hierarchy on DiS :D
everyone i can physically put in
will be in :D
yay!
The overworld should be the London
and there should be a Glasgow level, where you have to fight your way back to the city from the Barrowlands.
i'd like it to pop up and say
the ironing is delicious! when you get killed by your own grenade or something.
i would use a chain gun to kill hordes of Ghouls and trolls and capture the bag would be played with Juicy handbags and... etc etc.
and when you accidentally kill one of your cohorts
they go "PLAYER ONE R GAY" or something
yeah
and if u die straight away after respawning it will say MTFU! or if you kill someone by slapping the to death.
and if you shoot someone in the dongle
your character will say 'grow a pair' in an arnie stylie voice. am i getting the right idea here?
and there shud be a final level
with Bamos as the boss and his entrance is announced by the sound of cymbols going 'tsh tsh' and increasing in volume. ok im done now.
and he can attack you by
pulling lighting rigs off the ceiling and throwing them at you!
I would like to be Alyx or Barney from Half Life
Essential to the story but useless at hiding. Or, if it just multiplayer, then Duke Nukem will do.
strippers with nipple tassles
SHAKE IT, BABY
YOU WANNA DANCE?
YOU WANNA DANCE?
this will probably be 2D
as it's easier, so don't be expecting quake!
Oh,
and when you're getting shot at,you can do a matrix
haha, and you can sell it at Games Workshop
*set it IN games workshop
You have to escape when it starts to go under.
O and another thing!
I better be in it in some shape or form or u will get beatings
there could be a big reveal
where you unzip your skin and you're not a duck at all
on one level,
there's these two giants right
Who stole-a my watch-a?
*in fits of laughter*
DEN WHO IS FONE?
I don't get it.
Timing!
is this the level where you have to beat Wrightylew at text talk?
firing words
sounds like my special skill! :(
There should be a puzzle level
where you have decide which is the best Fall album to start with and correctly pronounce !!!
BADABING BADABOOM BADABOSH
is there going to be any bus stops on this game?
probably
and frozen bread
How about use by dates?
in fact you could probably have a phobia association game ft pocketmouse
maybe the whole purpose of the game
could be to rescue PocketMouse from the evil kingdom of rotting food
and evil willies
brilliant, we're nemesises now, she agreed to it and everything
i'm thinking the final level will be
zonino :D
haha totally!
You need an ATP stage
I said to John and Emmi that if DiS where virtual reality it would be just like ATP at camber sands, watching the final game of the seasson the same time a pretentious music quiz is going on whilst people get drunk to Sebadoh or watch FOC.
you need a banana sprite
check your maileee
i'm listening now
it sounds great :D
what did you use to make it btw?
musicmon
a tracker on my atari
that's awesome
i've been trying to use modplug but i'm shit at tracking :(
but you only need wavs or mp3s
for the game?
or actual mods?
any
i have an application called jmod that allows me to play mods if need be, whatever's easier for you!
that ok for an intro
i think it will go well with the caption
"once i killered a man"
Someone shoots down fucktherave's hair
with a water gun.
and waves straighteners at wishpig
or tries to cut snow_brigade's fringe
Also, on one level you have to complete this to move forward:
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/2598701
The "Rollercoaster" threads should be invovled.
It really should just be a 2D Beat em up no?
beat 'em up then you get in a ship
then its a shooter, and switching between the two lots.
one of the levels
needs to be HTML DAY.
You have to dodge HUGE BOLD SCROLLING TEXT etc.
has anyone saved a screenshot of HTML day?
I've got one on my comp at home.
Not that I can find
HTMHELL day was incredible. Truly amazing.
WHITE DOG POO
i'm off home now
but keep posting here, and keep the pms coming! i really need people to do voice-overs and whatnot, so if you're interested come forward!
i'm off to work on this.
"You've walked into
the Drama Llama's secret basement." and then Emmi comes along and says you've been slagging off her kids and then you have a fight with keyboard as weapons.
wishpig's gang
You have to help Rose-Kitten fight them off.
I wanna be in this game
But I have no idea what I'd do.
Is the role of annoying teenage sidekick (e.g the Indiana Jones films) taken?
^ pretty much what i was just about to post.
There could be a team of annoying teenage sidekicks?
If there's any section with trees,
chris_is_cool should be firing airdumps at you.
Make sure you put a donk on it
it should look like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbjYG5aFEbQ
I don't think I can play a part in this.
You should be the main character
the one you play as. You have a photographed facial expression for every occasion. Mostly just the same expression, but still.
If that wasn't so true
I'd be insulted.
I'll be the Gordon Freeman of the game.
Another power up could be
MTFU!
:D
everytime
you do something wrong you see daniel guntrip head in the corner of the screen and it says 'rofl' or 'lol' in a slightly derisery manner
after every level there's an advert for ATP presented by you
BARRRRRRY! BAAARRRRRRY! BAAAAAAARRRRRRYYYYY!
annoying jags
from pr men/ladies disguised, you shoot them and their disguises fall off. then you kill them.
That first clause reads like a rap lyric
Speaking of which, can we have a rap battle section?
Somewhere in the level there has to be a rest point of some sort where you get
one of Sadpunks stories while you power up.
*scutterbucket's
Tha main power up is called a Zonino
what does vikram look like
its for the intro mockup?
on google this is all i could find
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&q=asian+hipster&btnG=Search+Images
Asian Dan of the Hipster Mafia
?
I don't know why,
but that made me lol
him and mirr are in the intro
I'm currently mocking up for dicko
Oh and there has to be a level where MirriLondon
tries to tempt you into afternoon tea and scones
thats the intro
That's all kinds of goodness
Scores should be
measured in 'indie points'
when you walk past some food,
'DINNER?' comes up on the screen.
:D
Craigfoley has brought so much happiness to this forum.
:D
What about a pun level
where thewarn charges at you screaming increasingly tenuous puns.
fucking hell
^ This.
instead of accepting missions
you can 'post reply' or 'abandon reply' and the option to 'vote?'
i want this to happen
can i be in robyns gang?
our weapons will be sarcasm, our armour the adoration of our minions.
whatever happened to wishpig?
SHE REMOVED ME
FROM HER FACEBOOK FRIENDS FOR A START
understandable
she gave up the internet
There should be a level where you have to bring jamie summers down a peg or two
there should be a level where you suck
right
unless you're not being mean about Jamie Summers
who's a very nice man. Then there won't be a level where you suck.
There was a thread
where somebody saying Jamie was getting big headed now he works for ATP and needs to be taken down a peg. I'm sure it's just a friendly in-jokey reference to that.
To get out of the game and save your progress
you must Post a I QUIT DIS thread. It seems to always make people come back for some reason.
when you get a high score,
'^POTD' comes up.
Can't believe I missed this thead
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
For the gross factor:
olegrich, trying to force random DiSers to "eat my shit".
I may regret saying this.
ew.
that's what SHE said
^5
Well somebody had to say it
Can I be one of the end of level bosses.
RETARDO MAN, or something?