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I have to go in 3 minutes

say something that will amuse me.

GO!



  • lunge

  • Go where?

    For caca?

  • Lemonade, orangeade, cherryade...

    • EIGHT POUND

      • best £8 ever spent

        Turns out I don't need to go now.

        I still want people to amuse me though.

  • My mate asked me last night if the were any cheap kebabs open at this time of night

    i replied, yea your mums

  • do you think he's gone yet?

    can we all go back to being boring as hell?

  • the mousey girl screams "VIOLENCE! VIOLENCE!"

    • She gets hysterical

      OOOEeeeeEeEEoOOEOEOEOEOEOOOO