just another me-me type question for all you people to answer.
What is your default mode of bad dancing? Everyone has one. Mine mainly involves OTT 80's hand movements.
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i try not to dance, ever
^^^ this
i once broke this rule at the behest of my girlfriend and dislocated my thumb
dancing isn't usually dangerous?
what were you doing?
you seen the video for new pollution by beck?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rw2KRsE60tY
3.08
i break that rule frequently :(
but i usually get away with it with only my pride bruised.
while you'resitting down?
that's the best
thing is
when your voguing to yourself in teh corner someone on the floor thinks its your attempt to grab someones attention so they try and pull you up.
so it can go either way
often when I'm psyching myself up
I will sit on a sofa just doing the most ridiculous hand movements i can. That's like the warm up.
I'm glad I'm not the only one...
heli-vom
Y'know Matthew Perry in the Friends' title sequence?
That.
.
"like a gay Jarvis Cocker"
that's what my mother
said about me. Thanks mum.
Something to do with being on the skinny side?
Uncontrollable air instruments
+ rather violent leg kicking
I like the air instruments thing
the way you describe it it sounds as though you mime trying to capture a violent piano that's on the loose. Please tell me you actually do this!
Just camp as hell, really
Lots of hand movements. Everything moving at once. I do not look cool.
i sort of dance and air guitar at the same time in indie clubs
however if you go to techno and electro clubs, this doesn't happen. So i make my hand into a gun by straigtening my index and middle fingers and wave it around like some sort of hillarious gangsta.
I enjoy gay dance offs
My finishing move is to mice over and gently blow in their ear.
Other than that I dance like an SS trooper with electrodes all over him.
with tears in my eyes
and dollar bills at your feet.
Bringing "It" is my default
Sliding on my knees
I was born to be a dancer
A shit one, sadly
Like a monkey.
A spastic monkey, on downers.
Like a bear or a dinosaur
I have no idea if this will work, but something like this:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3413486&id=516270598
i dance like an old man
i have quite large arms and i just look unnatural anyway, so when i dance it's not a pretty sight.
either
over-awkward
or
over-sexy. it's a curse :(
I accidentally tripped over an old lady in a barndance a few months ago
Smack! and the old dear's down. I don't think anyone realised it was me, though, so shamefully didn't own up.
Like I'm at Dreamscape, circa 1993.
Saturday night
had some of the worst dancing ever seen. EVER.
Shit off.
I was dancing like I was straight out of SL2. It was incredible.
Thumbs in the air at a Tea-dance.
Have you still got
a bomber jacket with Dreamscape on the back?
I team it with my Spliffy jeans
and carry a tape-pack everywhere I go. I'm the life of any party.
I like doing the dance from
the Missy Elliot 'Get Ur Freak On' video. the funny legs and arms straight marching thing. xD
I only have one mode of dancing
Hare Hare Yukai. It's not particularly relatable to most dancing situations. So I tend to avoid them.
The robot
or some bad 1950s thing.
Being male and (half) white, I'm genetically programmed to be rubbish at dancing. Though flying in the face of all stereotypes, I can in fact jump.
I try and re=create the Ceroc dance moves
I learnt in middle school.
FIELDDAYDANCEOFF
Part 2
The bloodening
Orrrrr......
Jaguar Love tomorrow?
I pretty much start doing the good old sprinkler dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-7OS2FlzP8&NR=1
Assorted cricket umpires
fused with gesticulating Italian footballers.
Assorted Cricket Umpires
Heli-Vom
With Tears In My Eyes
Rather Violent Leg Kicking
The Gesticulating Italian Footballer, Stoke Newington High Street. Entry free before 5pm with a Dreamscape tape-pack.
Oh god, I've missed these. :D
:D
Dreamscape?
Was this called 'Zone' elsewhere?
Either way I imagine it included a 'whistle crew'. Can I get in free if I bring a whistle with glow in the dark string?
Air Cock Thrust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWqdblosKKQ
With some Kevin Bacon thrown in for good measure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX38dNneIiU&feature=related
part Brent part fat sex god
i have rhythm and many moves, but combine the 2 to look utterly daft in an insane whirlwind of fun.
i just asked 2 friends to describe it in 3 words
unhinged-volatile-exuberant-weird-gay-erotic
i am happy with all.
i don't dance
I've taken to skanking.
<3
:)
I danced like this at a club night the other day with a band who were dressed like the Specials. It was amazing.
A cross beween someone drowning
and those dancing plants that were all the rage for a week.
I can see the dancing plant resemblence
:D
FIT
I always dance like I am at an acid house rave
whatever the music, lots of hand movements. If very drunk I do karate kicks and commando rolls across the dancefloor.