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Starting a relationship by text

I'm doing this now for the 1st time ever.
She be liverpool, I be london
Are there txt-relationship rules I should be following?
Stupid modern age romance....



  • get a contract phone

    • preferably with a good video camera

  • Always,

    ALWAYS use xxx at the end of texts. (^that many)

    • that's bollocks

      i hate three kisses. one or sometimes two.

    • BOLLOCKS

      I used 2 the 1st time and 0 the 2nd!
      Have i already fucked this up?

      xxx

      • yep, it's over

      • i don't use any most of the time

        and i'm like, a massive genius.

      • Make up for it now,

        and send her 7 kisses
        xxx

        • ACTUALLY

          she has stopped replying to me already
          :/

          I've only sent 2 texts

          :/

          Game Over

          • she was probably only in it to rob you

            scouse bint

          • Plenty more fish in the sea,etc.

            Anyway,send her a cock-shot,just for giggles.Then,later on,send her a text apologizing,saying it was meant for this girl you meet recently.
            It'll make her well jealous,and everybody wants what they can't have,so then you'll have more,ahem,"boot-tay" than you can handle.Trust me;)

            • I have already sex-ed her

              does this change my strategy?
              Maybe she just used ME?
              Hmmm....

              • This changes everything

                Everything,ever,is now changed

                • How?

                  I need to know how?
                  Tell me, NOW!

                  please
                  xxx

  • awwwwww

    don't do the stupid thing where you wait for them to text you first just because they texted you first the day before. proper stupid and if they were REALLY like "omg i can't believe they texted me first again the pathetic fawning stalker" (they're not) then you should just dump them anyway.