Little Mo got her face shoved in a plate of gravy...but, then again, Big Mo is Gary Oldmans sister. Tricky, tricky, tricky.
not looking forward to the string of tasteless domestic violence jokes this thread will undoubtedly beget
What do Britain's 300,000 battered women have in common?
They just wouldn't fucking listen
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice.
What's the difference between a woman and a wank?
You can't beat a wank.
if you have more you need to share
just fuck off
Get to your room!
I'm a cenetaur.
go straight to the naughty step, do not pass go, do not steal 200 pounds from your missus on the way.
was on a plane that nearly crashed once.
AND SO WAS MY MUM!
So Little Mo wins.
Little Mo
not looking forward to the string of tasteless domestic violence jokes this thread will undoubtedly beget
...
What do Britain's 300,000 battered women have in common?
They just wouldn't fucking listen
...
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, the bitch has already been told twice.
...
What's the difference between a woman and a wank?
You can't beat a wank.
That's enough.
no
if you have more you need to share
.
please
just fuck off
Your playing up something rotten.
Get to your room!
He has a point
He is a she.
I meant you
Oh yes...
I'm a cenetaur.
thedailybumbler
go straight to the naughty step, do not pass go, do not steal 200 pounds from your missus on the way.
Little Mo
was on a plane that nearly crashed once.
AND SO WAS MY MUM!
So Little Mo wins.