And how much?
What brand/type?
I don't, other than the odd cigarette here and there.
I have no reason for posting this tedious thread.
And how much?
What brand/type?
I don't, other than the odd cigarette here and there.
I have no reason for posting this tedious thread.
Marlboro Lights
20/30 per week except when I'm in London or at a festival, then it increases to approximately one every ninety seconds.
oh so it's London's fault
Pretty much, yes!
No one will help you, until you help yourself
Christ, you sound just like my drugs counselor
Acceptance is the first step Alex.
This isn't just a thread, it's an intervention!
This isn't an intervention its a God Damn Boatrace.
My Chemical Romance SHAVED MY WIFE!
Kinky
hi alex
im smoking right now
do you think getting addicted to lollipops is a good way to quit smoking
Hello!
I've never tried using lollipops as a substitute, I tried chewing gum, but that didn't really work for me.
I think the best way is to meet a girl who likes you, but hates smoking.
Girls I've met recently:
Like me, but like smoking too
Hate me, but like smoking
Hate me and hate smoking
i agree with this i think that will be the main way i'll give up
i think my girlfriend is somewhere between option a) and b) though, dont you think girls are a mystery
maybe i should try exchange her for a non-smoking model
i'd like lollipops to work but i can never find them in abundant enough quantities to try :(
i don't think you can become addicted to lollipops
^
That was the same as me, but I stopped in February.
Nope
none normally
at festivals i have a few camels maybe.
*Rings RSPCA*
:D
"they were selling them at the stalls guv. I had no idea they was bad!"
no
yes'm
usually no-more than 5 or 6, but today i've had a few more as i have just bought 200 off someone at work and i can't help myself.
usually i smoke B&H silvers but will smoke Lucky Strike silvers if i feel like splashing out.
Until pretty recently I'd very rarely seen anyone smoke Lucky Strike.
But EVERYONE'S smoking 'em these days.
i really like the flavour of them
but they are so expensive here i will only really smoke them if i can get them duty free
Lucky Strike - The American Apparel of cancer
:)
wow
i didn't know i was so classy. if only i had brought more back from slovenia...
No.
but when i did i smoked a ten pack a day, normally Embassy, but sometimes B&H, Regal, Soverign, or L&B. I always hated long cigs, and menthol ones, and roll-ups, that's the king of tramp. I don't think i'll ever smoke again now, although i've recently been thinking about starting again. I just didn't realise how much people that smoke STUNK, literally they smell from the mouth, their clothes, their houses, cars, it's awful. I even don't like it when my friends smoke outside and then come back in. I'm not sure what's worse, being such a cretin towards people for having a vice or having the vice myself.
dont you think people smell pretty bad since the smoking ban
i smoke about between 5-15 cigarettes a day
i roll my own, using cutters choice tobacco, blue rizla and extra slim filters.
lovely.
i tend to only smoke
when i am drinking now.
which is kind of silly, as it seems to make hangovers even more disgusting.
I'm
EXACTLY the same. 5-15. CC (but CC gold is awful awful times). Extra slim (but I've been known to rock the slims sometimes). And you have to smoke blues or silvers because otherwise yr cigarette is basically 50% paper.
hell naw
are you really iron man
IRON MAN?
yea
IRON MAN?
i dont believe that youre iron man
are you really him
IRON MAN?
i dont believe that youre iron man
are you really him
IRON MAN?
i think youre a fraud
IRON MAN?
i love this thread
I AM IRON MAN!
are you really called tony
Well
Anthony
But you can call me Tony
can i call you donkey man
no
because I AM IRON MAN
what about tin man
like in wizard of Oz
no no
don't make me drunk. I AM IRON MAN
are you disillusioned with the life of a fearless superhero
IRON MAN?
iron man is basically a washed up playboy
do you love him
yes
IRON MAN?
dont you think itd suck to be a washed up playboy
and not get any chicks and have to still be iron man
wouldnt it be better to be fearless like will smith
absolutely not
will smith is the real fraud here
arent you the real fraud here
will smith battles aliens and has saved the world several times dont you think he's way more awesome than you
no because will smith
should never be in serious roles
dont you think his humour adds a human touch and sense of fun
to these serious roles
dont you think that only a scrooge would deny that
I think scrooge would
IRON MAN?
dont you think GI Joe is way better than iron man
no way ho say
^
are you really iron man
i think youre a fraud
i think you're a chaud
* better on paper.
I AM IRON MAN
dont you think iron man would be with some hot chicks right now
and not on the internet
More of a drinking night tonight
for me kid.
I HAVE TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE
I PUT IN HARMS WAY
dont you think iron man would be drinking with chicks
and not with the internet
are you disillusioned with the life of a fearless superhero
I HAVE TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE
I PUT IN HARMS WAY.
dont you think iron man is washed up
and should gracefully step aside for will smith to save the world
Fuck no
worst movie ever (probably)
i dont believe that youre iron man
are you a fraud
i dont believe that youre iron man
are you a fraud
i'm not iron man
are you
IRON MAN?
i'm hungry
same
i have fruit beer
isnt that awesome
sweet
drink up
on and off really
currently on
I'll get through maybe 8-10 Lucky Strike silvers a day if i'm at work, 2-3 a day if i'm not.
Started smoking luckies when i lived down south where you seemed to get them everywhere. Back up north one shop has 'em except in leeds where there everywhere.
I'll stop again soon for a few months then something will happen and the cycle will start all over again.
smokers are jokers
drugs are for mugs
Food is for eating
Gays are for days
Jews are for loos.
Whites are for fights.
Drinks are for sinks.
Seas are for bees
Penises are for
wardrobes
Paintings are for newspapers.
Eels are for fingernails.
Too far?
Phones are for bones
Yes. About 15 Embassy No.1 a day.
Nope
Not very much
Probably averages out about 3 cigarettes a week
When I buy them, Lucky Strike. Other than that I beg rollies off friends
Yes!
Lots when I'm drinking, not too much at other times.
Golden virginia roll-ups. I started smoking them for financial reasons but now a 'proper' cigarette doesn't cut the mustard!
My quitting plan:
Latitude: Blaze away
August: Only when drinking
September: Only when drinking after dark
October: Only around young children and petrol stations
November: Only around toddlers and fireworks stores
December: xSTRAIGHTEDGEx
make those positive choices alex
hi fucktherave
howre you
good thanks you?
im pretty hungry
i think there a crumpets downstairs but im putting off going to look for them just in case there arent any there and crushing disappointment ensues
do you think i should go see this tomorrow
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0884328/
i smoke a lot
and talk alot at work
and shout/sing alot
i always have a sore throat, it's bad
i smoke rollies normally but my best mate bought me loads of lucky strikes from america so that made me excited and i am smoking too many of them.
smoke/sing/shout, huh?
you sound like fun
i like anything that begins with an s
ohhhhhhhh
sandpaper?
only aluminium oxide based sandpaper
pfff that's noob sandpaper
noob sandpaper
that could still SAND OFF YOUR FACE.
not unless
you had a sanding machine. Or you sanded for ages and ages and ages.
haha
do you think mehodor is really iron man, i think he's a fraud
hahahaha
Let's not start this again, I was last to post on the other 2 massive ones so I won them. I'll give you this one though as I can't be assed going through it again
well
iron IS one of the most abundant metals in metallic meteorites and in the dense-metal cores of planets such as earth.
do you think people who dont like irn bru are weak and inferior
no
i think they have good teeth and guts
dont you think will smith is way better than iron man
will smith is way better than anyone
wanna help me build a robot
i wanna build a robot like johnny 5
short circuit
is, after the elephant man, the saddest film in the world
have you watched milo and otis
johnny 5 is way dull
robots that read? fuck that. i want a robot that can cause some damage.
i read a story about a robot that could make anything in the world
that began with the letter 'n' and someone asked it to make nothing and it nearly destroyed the world, wanna make a robot like that
i want to make a sanding robot to sand of mehodor's face
*off
do you think mehodor is a fraud
i think he's totally scrapheap challenge
me too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmDbCnxrAtc
do you think these guys have a cool job
no because baby wombats look like aborted foetuses
who do you think is better
slimer, gizmo, edward scissorhands or macaulay culkin
MACAULAY CULKIN
i like it when he did that thing where he put his hands on his face and screamed. it's almost as classic as that time on only fools and horses when delboy leaned on the bar and it wasn't there and he fell over.
have you seen home alone 3
scarlett johansen is in it
it's not a proper home alone film
macauley isn't in it is he. It's like the Next Karate Kid minus Ralph.
yeah
he's not even properly home alone, the kid is just left at home during the day because he has measles or something and his mum is on the phone to him every 5 minutes, i think it's the little boy out of liar liar
little shit
probably has that annoying nearly in eyes girlish bowl-cut so beloved of annoying American twat kids in films
he does have that bowl-cut
the story involved him getting given a toy car which had a missile chip hidden in it and a gang of mercenary terrorists trying to steal it off him
it was all just a bit ridiculous really, itd be like them making a gremlins film without gizmo in it
why don't you put a question mark at the end of your questions?
punctuation is for squares
fuck that's hilarious
almost as funny as the breakfast sketch by morecambe and wise. When he cuts that grapefruit!
the grapefruit!!! omg!! yeah!!
(i have no idea what you are talking about)
here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1bJHr8t1xA
get prepared for some side-rupture
no he isn't
"Do you smoke Paul?"
no I think it is completely disgusting and smells
and yes I am atop a high horse.
i remember the first time i smelt an ashtray
i thought "that smells like my aunt barbera"
yr aunt barbera stinks
*ur
r u calling me common?
you're more common than my aunt barbara
without a shadow of a doubt
my mum lives in a caravan
I want to live in a caravan
there are lots in skegness
you could be my mum's neighbour. you could go to bingo with her.
not sure about skegness
but I have always wanted to go to bingo. I like the idea of using one of those massive fat pens and that no skill is needed.
i won a grand playing bingo at xmas time
really?
I might take it up as a job
my mum goes about 3 times a week and has never won that much
pretty risky business, i'd say
does she live in a static or mobile caravan
? you could have a nomadic lifestyle touring the bingo halls of the UK, maybe selling pirate DVDs on the side
she lives statically
the touring lifestyle appeals to me more. pirate BLUE RAY is the future. i don't even know what that means but i saw it on an advert.
blue ray is the future of home entertainment
disappointing, huh?
i'm not sure because i don't know what it is
for all i know it's a hologram or like 3d or something, which would be totally ftw
its just DVDs with high definition pictures
im never gonna get a bluray player until they make them like holograms
it will happen
did you ever play that Sega hologram game that was supposed to be the future? Unfortunately it was rubbish.
i didnt
dont you think computer games were way better in the old days
i went to see beowulf 3D im not really sure what i thought of it, my friend had to explain what was 3D about it to me, not cool huh?
did you have those glasses?
doesn't ever work for me, I think due to my short-sightedness. same as magic eye pictures.
yeah
but they arent red and green and cardboard like they used to be, you get glasses that look like real glasses these days with slightly tinted plastic lenses, technology has moved on
the glasses worked coz without them everything was outta focus but i couldnt really tell what wouldve been different if i'd just watched it in 2D until someone explained it, even then i want that sure
:)
sounds like the amazingness of the 3D experience passed you by.
Arnie has just said on the radio that the Californian firefighters are all "burnt out".
do you know what's like holograms?
real life. it's 3d and stuff. maybe you should go to the theatre?
the theatre isnt like real life
dont be silly
it's BLU ray
like Blu Cantrell who did that song I can't remember. I suppose a static caravan affords some extra level of comfort. More spacious kitchen, powerflush toilet, that kind of thing but yeah I wouldn't like the environs.
like BLU TACK
yes
about 8/10 a day.
do you only smoke in even numbers?
NO
I could list a couple of reasons why- but I won't.
:-o
You didn't strike me as the smoking type!
Woah this thread escalated fast
I don't smoke. (Sorry fullerov)
But sometimes when I'm drunked I smoke. Not tonight though!
no
when smokers are in close proximity i cough loudly and make them feel uncomfortable.
surely coughing loudly will just make them think your a smoker aswell?
it seems to put the message across
that i am greatly displeased with their actions. especially fun in lifts.
what a character
:~)
my mum does that
yeah, about ten roll-ups a day
and if i got out, about 10 cigarettes but only when I'm out
I gave up, got annoyed about something and then started again
got out of where?
i smoke roll-your-owns
anywhere from 5-15 a day.
park drive is my brand.
used to smoke drum in UK.
yeah
although i'm trying to cut down a bit now so only really when i drink. i do this like once a year or so and then i tire of it and start smoking properly again. when i smoke rollies i smoke drum blue and when i smoke straights i normally go for marlboro reds.
reds ftw.
do you get
shop people handing you lights because you're a girl? happens all the time, and i'm like, no, not lights, reds. one of them even said it outright to me that he didn't know that girls smoked reds.
Lets see
Yes
10 - 40/week depending on circumstances but can go as low as 2 - 10
Lucky Strike Silver
BUTTTTT if its a festival
its one every couple of minutes
15ish a day
GV, blue rizla, extra slim filters.
Marlboro Mediums on a long drive or on the swill.
Yeah
My preference is camels, second pref marlboro or lucky strike cos quite a few places don't seem to have camel. All full strength.
About 5/day max, which is really shit cos I can't afford it at the moment. I've managed to keep myself down to 3/day for the while till I get a job
ewww i dont like luckies
only
da beeftah but then again its not enough to qualify as a fulltime habit
Between 0 and 40 i guess.
Don't smoke at home but smoke shit loads on a quiet night at work and with drinking after at 6 in the morning will continue to do so.
B&H Silver or Richmond/Mayfair Smooth.
i never understand
social smokers.
"usually i'm against intoxicating my body with cancerous fumes but seeing as everybody else is, why not? fuck longevity! (well just for tonight anyway...)"
Nah
I suck at smoking.
Also I can't afford it, and my gf doesn't smoke.
Used to smoke at festivals as an appetite supressant!
^
Strangely when i have a solitary £5 note and no food i will ALWAYS buy a 12.5g pack of Golden Virginia, and alas, my hunger just seems inconsequential. Odd that. Incidentally I smoke between 5-10 a day. And it's all about blue rizzla, anyone who tells you otherwise is clinically insane.
i used to smoke now and again socially
or if we were having abit of a knees up. nothing better than a cigarette with a pint of bitter or ale.
but as the 'stress' of my dissertation and then subsequent final year exams began to take its toll, or so i told my self, i was on 15-20 a day which is pretty bad for me. i'd always buy packs of 10 as well because i would convince myself that's all i needed.
but yeah, i can't be fucked anymore - drank more fizzy drinks instead, gone up north and tried not to think about them.
Aye.
Not too much, anymore. A pack of twenty managed to last me two weeks - wow.
I smoke Marlboro Reds. I'm still unsure how to say "Marlboro" properly. I think you have to be American.
ask an american to say edinburgh for you
they say the 'burgh' bit like 'boro' in marlboro, i cant think how i'd type it to explain
Yeah, I've heard American's say "Edinboro"
Sillies. But I say Marlboro like it's "Marlburgh".
American's can't say Sauchiehall Street, either. They're always asking the way to "Sow-chee-hall Street".
i reckon thats kinda harder though
english people have trouble with the scottish 'ch' sound as well, i know a londoner who likes deuchars but has to get other people to ask for it in pubs to avoid embarrasment. silver mt zion dedicated a song to sauchiehall street 'in all its be-denimed glory' when i saw them a couple of years ago
i dont think it matters much with malboro though, americans spend a lot of time making real english sound bad, its about time we struck back....
no.
because every time i'm around smoke i pretty much have an asthma attack. :(