would i have to get circumcised?
are you even allowed to become an adherent to Judaism if you're not Jewish?
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would i have to get circumcised?
are you even allowed to become an adherent to Judaism if you're not Jewish?
yes you would, and yes you are allowed
i considered it once, but i grew out of it.
Your foreskin?
did those Why? boys get to you?
I didn't leave a hat in your car last night
did I?
If not, I left it at The Fav :(
I'll check tonight?
t'missus took that car to work today. I cycled like the ECO-WARRIOR that I am.
Cheers man
I've got a feeling it's on the floor in The Fav
Catriona's going to kill me, she bought that for me for Christmas :'(
well we can just keep it between
us. No need to post it on any public web forums or anything.
She already noticed
by my inability to conceal my awful hair this morning.
Oops...
It's not been a great day
:(
I mean "I'll check tonight"
without the question mark.
What does the second question even mean?
You just broke my head.
he's using 'Jewish' there
in place of 'Semite' I think.
if you're not racially Jewish i mean
that's what I thought you meant
but it seemed like such a daft question I thought there must be a facet to it that I wasn't quite grasping. No offence.
...
The whole point of converting is that you're not Jewish beforehand. Racially or otherwise.
Bear in mind, if we're going to go down the road of what constitutes ethnic Judaism, it might get ugly.
I'd suggest just cutting to the song.
Agreed
but only if the song is "Hava Nagila".
i'm up for this
circumcising me?
only if you do me too
i'll see you next week with the unsterlised knife
can i sew it up at the same time?
:S
FGC sounds like the worst thing ever. in the museum of religious life and art in glasgow, there's a photgraph of a girl being circumcised and it's awful. it's really common as well.
Did you watch that programme on Jews last night?
I watched it too and now I want to convert to Judaism.
Why? What made it seem so good?
Cheap holidays
also
would I still get to have a Bar Mitzvah, despite being too old for it?
you would
but it would just be a rabbi noogying you for three and a half hours.
No
But you'd have to become a stand up comedian
Are you funny enough to be a Jew?
being a Jew is intrisically funny
with their comedy noses and strange eating habits, lolzo!
do you think they give you a jewish nose
when you convert
Im sure that you could get this done without
converting to Judaism, if thats what you really want
if you want to convert to a religon, convert to sikhism
thats where its at
are they the ones who worship all the cool animal gods