Southern gent Ludacris has several. Here's a brief selection:
- Lick you from your head to your toes
- In the DJ booth
- In the back of the VIP
- Whip cream with cherries n' strawberries on top
- On the beach with black sand
- Table top
- In the public bathroom
- In the back of a classroom
- Up on the roof
- In the bath tub
- On stage at the Ludacris concert
- In the pouring rain
- In the library on top of the books
(but you can't be too loud)
- In the White House
- The sauna
- Jacuzzi
- In the back row at the movie
- On hay in the middle of the barn
- In the back seat, windows up
(that's the way you like to fuck)
- Rough sex, make it hurt
- In the garden all in the dirt
- In the sun or up in the shade
- On the top of my Escalade
- On the ocean
- In the boat
- In the candy store
As you can see he's covered many of the bases. But not all of them. Please add your own so that we can compile something approaching a definitive list.
I'll begin: Disabled toilet in KFC.
definitely in a jacuzzi
i did it once. immense.
Bathing in a pool of semen?
actually, scrap that...
...I'd like my very own castle (anyone get the quote?)
Sex with Tom Clarke?
no spunk for you poshers, this is prolespaff
soundcheck at the Ludacris concert
"can I get some more bottom end in this one, Jim?"
I thought of Ludacris too.
Even though it's years since I heard the song. High 5.
- In the back of a classroom
I can see this one landing him in trouble.
I thought this
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt that he's referring to an adult education college, not a primary school
kitchen worktop
preferably somebody else's parents
by which i mean
someone's parents kitchen
not fucking someone else's parents
^^
preferably someones own place
by KFC do you actually mean nandos?
:)
get a room already!
oooo...fancy.
Sorry, yes
Although it seems like it'd be more sordid in KFC. Nandos is the Big Pimpin' version!
yeah you are right
nandos should be for special occasions
'Precious moments'
in Nandos disabled toilets. Before setting off the fire alarm and leaving without paying. Its what anniversaries are all about.
im trying to think of some sexy chicken pun but i cant.
big fail.
something involving breasts or thighs i imagine
and cocks.
come on, it's ripe for sexy puns
ah so much potential wasted...
in a childrens playground
Travelodge service lift
Big Yellow self-storage facility
whilst listening to Throbbing Gristle
in the bogs on a Pendolino train
as it tilts from side to side.
i know someone who got caught in the act doing this
because the conductor thought they were fare dodging!
in a sunbed
on the limo to prom
on the beach
(these aren't mine)
.
Sex with anyone Yoni Wolf has been out with. They all sound SOOOO hott
Probably hott because Yoni Wolf has done them
sex with yoni wolf
or,
in a waiting room at a vets.
^hot
eurgh
not really.
in the back of an ambulance
in a library
or pouring rain
or on a trampoline
or shower
yes
in parliament
at disneyland
others I must try.
in a gravel pit with the wu tang clan.
in a a treehouse with im from barcelona.
down by thwe water with pj harvey or
in a lidl car park.
with Afrikan Boi, presumably?
Yeah
then after Lidl you could move on to Asda and get banned from there too
On the metropolitan line tube
going Southbound towards Harrow On The Hill.
^5
in the Sci-Fi/Graphic Novels section of a bookshop
Why does this make me go cold?
I think hot tub
jacusi style with 2 girls has to up there.
but tender and sensual
not rough and nasty
I used to love going to Sweet Valley High.
those girls
had wierd shaped head and were quite manly, xiena style....not for me
2girls, 1tub
2 girls, 1 cup-a-soup.
something about a hobbit slayer
and an amulet
where can i find an elevator where you can be undisturbed for say, ten minutes?
to fulfill someone elses.
ACTUAL QUESTION
advice plz
a department store at 9.05am?
WORKERS
ahem
*employees
english is my first language, yes
press the alarm button
wants to say.....
'i have an elavator baby' :P hehe
living it up
when you're going down?
yup
fihiki