me: put £1000 in cash in the office fridge for 3 hours. it is now cold cash.
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Sent my boss a screenshot circling all of her errors in an email
with Drowned in Sound in the background
Who should have used the drawing tools in Word?
Or even just the highlighter? oh dear.
I wanted to make it look like a teacher had marked it
so I used Photoshop.
You can only really see it's DiS from the toolbar on the screen grab so I'm hoping she won't notice.
Should've used the Alt button..
actuaLOL
not allowed myself to succumb to PDAs
How was this achieved, Chris?
i have bear cash for my flat deposit
i brought it in in the same bag as my lunch
i put my lunch in the fridge
i spazzed out a bit
:)
Spilled whiskey all over my floor
rubbish
because i had a glass last night
and finished half of it before thinking "that's enough" then put it down next to the leg of my spinny chair then went to sleep. Woke up, forgot it was there, moved chair BOSH
also I think my left ear is permanently damaged from my bloody valentine. Cunts.
you cool bastard
I'm neither of those things
good job it wasn't whisky
let someone from work come and fix my computer,
when they tried to fix it with Firefox up, i'd left it open on an email confirming my acceptance of a new job.
I haven't told them i'm leaving yet...
OOPSY
congratulations!
on the new job, not on the being and idiotness.
*an
Is that like Eliott Ness?
broken my iPod somehow
;-(
got out of bed
Answered the door to the postman in boxers
complete with morning wood.
Put on a dressing gown, man.
you, sir, are a maverick
Looked at my bank account
worked at a bar til 1:30am
followed by working my 9-5 at, wait for it, 9am.
sleepy times.
I'm only out of bed
So the stupidest thing I have done was put a sticker on the worktop. I can't get it off :(
Offered to do some work for my grandmother
She really wasn't supposed to accept the offer...
I haven't done anything today.
When I go swimming shortly, that will be my mistake.
Why did you put money in the fridge?!
I think the daftest thing I've done is forgotten my lunch.
Why not?
Who doesn't like cold, hard cash?
6.5/10
can you imagine if you
accidently froze a wad of cash, then snapped it in half trying to unstick it from the freezer wall?
actual tears.
that was my fear
it was right at the back of the fridge
Nothing yet.
I'm still paying for the stupid actions of yesterday.
Sent my boss a screenshot circling all of her errors in an email
with Drowned in Sound in the background
Who should have used the drawing tools in Word?
Or even just the highlighter? oh dear.
I wanted to make it look like a teacher had marked it
so I used Photoshop.
You can only really see it's DiS from the toolbar on the screen grab so I'm hoping she won't notice.
Should've used the Alt button..
actuaLOL
not allowed myself to succumb to PDAs
How was this achieved, Chris?
i have bear cash for my flat deposit
i brought it in in the same bag as my lunch
i put my lunch in the fridge
i spazzed out a bit
:)
Spilled whiskey all over my floor
rubbish
because i had a glass last night
and finished half of it before thinking "that's enough" then put it down next to the leg of my spinny chair then went to sleep. Woke up, forgot it was there, moved chair BOSH
also I think my left ear is permanently damaged from my bloody valentine. Cunts.
you cool bastard
I'm neither of those things
good job it wasn't whisky
let someone from work come and fix my computer,
when they tried to fix it with Firefox up, i'd left it open on an email confirming my acceptance of a new job.
I haven't told them i'm leaving yet...
OOPSY
congratulations!
on the new job, not on the being and idiotness.
*an
Is that like Eliott Ness?
broken my iPod somehow
;-(
got out of bed
Answered the door to the postman in boxers
complete with morning wood.
Put on a dressing gown, man.
you, sir, are a maverick
Looked at my bank account
worked at a bar til 1:30am
followed by working my 9-5 at, wait for it, 9am.
sleepy times.
I'm only out of bed
So the stupidest thing I have done was put a sticker on the worktop. I can't get it off :(
Offered to do some work for my grandmother
She really wasn't supposed to accept the offer...
I haven't done anything today.
When I go swimming shortly, that will be my mistake.
Why did you put money in the fridge?!
I think the daftest thing I've done is forgotten my lunch.
Why not?
Who doesn't like cold, hard cash?
6.5/10
can you imagine if you
accidently froze a wad of cash, then snapped it in half trying to unstick it from the freezer wall?
actual tears.
that was my fear
it was right at the back of the fridge
Nothing yet.
I'm still paying for the stupid actions of yesterday.