I like thinking it's literal. Just this guy sitting at home just gushing out his ears and he's crying a bit from the pain but he's still listening to The Verve's new single.
I hate when people say "oh this makes my ears bleed". It's completely beyond hyperbole and not funny at all, for a start. Secondly it's so reactionary it'd be like tasting a food you don't like then saying "OH THAT MAKES MY TONGUE FALL OUT".
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we're listening to the same show. what a tool. the verve are blatantly crap
at least it's not
Radio 2.
kill me.
Radio 2 >>> Radio 1.
EVERY time.
normally i would agree
however after listening to various opinions for 3 hours yesterday RE: the salt quantity used at fish and chips shops and the salt quantity that comes out of 17 hole shakers rather than 5..
followed by a riveting section on a swedish child who's party invites were confiscated at school as she invited 18/20 of her class (seriously, Burn!) i can safely say i've had enough.
Popmaster, though
But what do you get on Radio 1 instead?
When I last listened, it was that tedious bint Edith Bowman proclaiming that some utterly pointless indie band were "genius", "legends", blah blah...eurgh.
Pointless debates >>> talentless irritating individuals talking like 15 year olds and playing awful music.
Seriously
Radio 1 & 2 are as bad as each other. Why do I have to listen to Jeremy Vine and all of middle England debating why those guys got stabbed, when they clearly know nothing about it. NOBODY DOES!! THAT'S WHY IT'S AN UNSOLVED CRIME!!!!
hahahaha
enough phone-ins will find madeleine
don't tune in to radio 5 whatever you do
hahahaha
"yeah I hate those hyperbolic bastards. NOW KILL ME BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE RADIO 2!!"
it was funny the first
5,000 times
but now I think these people should learn a new joke.
Hai Jo
That song was so Whack-ass it made my rectum prolapse and then a dog came and got my rectum in its teeth and ran off with it like a string of sausages and the song was still playing, and it made my ears bleed.
Why do people text in a radio show?
Apart from a competition?
'Hi Jo, that song you played was great thanks'
What's the fucking point?
i once txt in my digust
at the film St. Trinians. it got read out. i slated it. that it all.
oh wait oh wait
here we go..
films are to blame
"who unless they were a potential physcopath would enjoy watching films like Pulp Fiction"
Radio 2 Update*