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an end-of-the-day thread purely for the purpose of quoting Flight Of The Conchords

they call me the hiphopapotamus
my lyrics are bottomless
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YOUR TURN!!!!!!!!!1111111



  • BLEACH THIS APPLE

    • why..

      why..
      no really, please be more constructive with your criticism

      • did steve tell you that?

        ... Steve ...

  • Go fuck yourself

    Bret

  • Counting out coins

    on the counter of 7/11
    From a quarter past six to a quaretr to seven.
    The manager there starts to abuse me.
    "Hey man, I just want some muesli!"

  • "Mickey, show him the knife."

    *takes out knife*
    "That's not a knife."
    "I think it is Jemaine."
    "Oh yeah."
    *runs away*

  • have you seen

    eagle vs shark?

    • Yeah

      Give Pete a chance...

      • "so anyway

        im going to this movie you can come i dont care"

    • not yet!

      it's been recommended though.

    • 'I'm so complex!'

      Own thread please

  • maybe he's dead

    maybe he did, maybe he didn't, what did he maybe do?

  • not a quote

    but Jemaine's sad face when Bret tells him he can't come on his dates anymore.

  • "you told me to put on some make-up"

    "not on your cock, bret"

    [not an exact quote, i know]

  • you're so beautiful

    like a tree

  • "what do you think?"

    "it's a bit long"
    "a bit long?"
    "yeah it's two hours long"

  • baguette!

  • a few from this song..

    And when you're on the street
    Depending on the street
    I bet you are definately in the top three
    Good looking girls on the street
    Depending on the street

    and a bit later..

    How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this
    Good one Dave!
    Ohhh you're a legend Dave!
    I asked Dave if he's going to make a move on you
    He's not sure
    I said "Dave do you mind if i do?"
    He said he doesn't mind
    but i can tell he kinda minds
    but I'm gonna do it anyway

  • "hey, what's all the commotion"

    "what, are you off to a dick meeting?"

    "ginger balls"

  • everyday i looked across the office there you were

    your hair down to you legs and your legs down to the floor
    LEGGY BLONDE... GOODBYE

    i had a budgie but it died
    i like.... pie

    • oh leggy blonde you got it goin' on

      see you wearin' that thong thong thong
      *mumbles* til the break of dawn
      *mumbles* panties on

  • so it's just a couple of jesters

    having a giant LARK
    in the courtyard of the King!
    Is it? IS IT?!

  • 'You know, you've got to work on your people skills.'

    'Yeah, Shut up Brett'

  • "They say car like this CAR,

    we say it like this, CAR"

  • I'm a person...

    ...Bret's a person. You're a person. That person over there is a person. And each person deserves to be treated like a person.

  • getting lewd with two dudes with food

    is that the kind of thing that you think you might be into?

  • .

    You walk across the street, you walk back across the street, you don't know why you did it, INNER CITY PRESSURE

  • 'Jermaine, bad news

    Jermaine the star super novaed.'

    'What so its gone?'

    'Yes, technically its been gone for millions of years.'

  • brown paper,

    white paper,
    stick it together with the tape,
    the tape of love,
    THE STICKY STUFF!

  • in the buff

    doing stuff with the food
    getting lude with his food
    we heard thats what you are into

  • Je Le Vue Ala France

    UHHH

    Je Le Vue Ala France

    ........ NON

    • i know when you say

      IS THAT IT? you actually mean YEAH, THAT'S IT

  • The speaking oven

    CHEER UP BRET! LET'S BAKE A CAKE

  • King of the dicks!

  • Redheads not warheads

    Blondes not bombs
    It's gotta be
    Brunettes not fighter jets

    Sweet 16 not M16

    When will the governments realise...

    IT'S GOTTA BE FUNKY SEXY LADIES

  • Murray:

    "Jermaine, you can't date Brett's ex girlfriend. You'll end up with a love triangle situation, like Fleetwood Mac. Although they did do some of their best music then."

    Brett: "Rumors"

    Murray: "No. it's all true."