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talking someone down from a roof

tactics please?



  • "Oi! Get off the roof!"

  • "I'M GOING TO STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH A FORK"

  • are you asking because you think some of us might have experience?

    or just looking for quick lulz?

  • IS he black?

    BBC say KFC

  • buy them a lucozade

  • Do it you attention seeking cunt.

    One way or another they'll come down.

  • reverse psychlology

    go on, jump! see if i care! etc.

  • JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

    theyll be down soon enough.

    seriously though maybe just offer them something not too challenging? like getting a cup of tea or something. i dunno why im even posting. ignore this.

  • place a grenade by his/her foot

    they've got seconds to decide, when really they wanted minutes. they'll come back inside quickly

  • "hang on!

    i'm waiting for some answers from the users of a music forum called drowned in sound! I'm sure they can think of a reason why you shouldn't die!"

  • Place some tigers below the roof

    years of instinct will tell them not to jump.

  • Taking him down a peg or two?