in which sports do you reckon you'd score a point?
Tennis - no way. I wouldn't be able to return federer's serve and he'd hit every single one of mine for a winner.
Golf - If I was playing a matchplay against Tiger Woods on a really easy course there is a chance I could halve a hole. maybe.
Snooker - in a 10 frame match against Ronnie O'Sullivan I could maybe pot a ball.
Cricket - I doubt I'd score a run if I faced 10 overs against shane warne.
Football - if me and my best 4 mates played 5 a side against a world V there's no way we'd score a goal.
boxing against floyd mayweather
lol.
Blood Bowl
I reckon I could scrape a TD
I'd stand more chance of getting a run off Shane Warne than anything else, I think.
He's got to bowl one duffer in 60 balls. Surely.
that's if he hasn't got you out first though
I'd struggle more against Brett Lee
I don't think I'd see the ball
This is what I was thinking
I faced a bowling machine at 80mph and hardly put bat to ball.
he bowls pretty quick though
it'd be an odd game. I mean, he'd get me out before i scored a run at least 19/20 times. But if i get 60 balls to try and get a run....probably not but imight get a lucky edge/slog
i could maybe get a run against shane warne, that's it
and that's a massive maybe
i'd hope i could beat Shane Warne in a 100m dash
does that count?
ha ha ha I was thinking this exact thing last night....
as nadal whipped Murray.
Snooker - as i never went to uni and played a lot I reckon I could score some point if given the chance.
Tennis - no fucking chance.
Golf - As you say, really easy course and matchplay maybe half a hole (on a good day)
Football - No.
If I went up against Eric Bristow
I'm sure I could hit the dartboard at least once.
Damn you!
Darts
would be your best bet.
True
You'd have to be pretty terrible not to get a point.
Hi!
I read threads up
and I make no apologies for it.
I do too!
I was trying to say that I could probably miss a dartboard a lot.
I have one in my room
You're free to come round and practice whenever you want.
*practise
Do you have any goggles?
What do you take me for?
An amateur?
okay, have an ambulance on standby
and I'll be round shortly!
ARRGH
What song are those lyrics from?
I DIDN'T REPLY THERE
I know now, panic over.
Against Warne
am I faced with the rest of the Australian side fielding? Cause if I was facing Warne against Everards Leicestershire League Division 7 standard fielding, I could probably get a few runs off Warne I reckon.
International pace/swing bowling? Streaky edges are my forte, but i rather imagine my timbers would be tumbling within the first 1-3 balls.
RE: Warne
my point being spin bowling against shite fielding, you can just watch the flight, skip down and twat it. Take that you fat Aussie bastard.
And you've only got to get away with it once
If Alan Mullally can do it, I fancy my chances.
exactly
the Mullally arguement is watertight.
I've only scored one try
at some of the lowest levels that rugby can be played at, and that was by cheating.
Unless I was running off Dan Carter's shoulder and he made an 80 yard break then put me in over the line, I'd never score a try
*running on Dan Carter's shoulder
i'd only be able to do it via piggy back.
in other elite sportsman news:
my uncle is not going to the beijing olympics :(
Cheer up
nor's my uncle (he's got diabetes)!
Mine either!
Nor is my sister.
I heard your sister won gold
at the sexy olympics.
*sexy bass*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah
Tennis - no chance
Golf - yeah, I reckon I might be able to get par on a par 3 hole
Snooker - no chance (though I might be alright in a game of pool)
Cricket - I'd run away screaming if someone through one of those rock-solid cricket balls at me at 80mph.
Football - maybe in a penalty shoot-out against Gareth Southgate (topical!)
Tennis - not a hope in hell
Golf - once I got over my nerves, I like to think in 18 holes that Tiger and I might par the same hole.
Snooker - I've taken a frame or two off some decent players when they were much younger, but someone like Ronnie O'Sullivan would be untouchable
Cricket - I'd be alright in the field, my bowling wouldn't bother them at all and I couldn't bat for toffee
Football - my freinds and I have taken care of some of Newbury's finest, after that I think there would be a bit of a gap in class
Pinball
Well easy to score ONE point.
Provided you held your nerve and got in first
you could take a frame of snooker off anyone - if you pot all the balls, it doesn't matter how good the chap sitting down is.
If he ever got to the table though, he'd murder you.