I think it would be perfectly fair to say that this music is bought solely by scumbags.
I'd say that at least 80% of Scooter fans have a criminal record.
This is only in the UK though. Germans probably think its the pinnacle of modern music or something, but Europe's pop culture is always about 20 years behind the West's, so they get let off.
My sister loves this shite
At my school we used to have to listen to it in class.
The school I went to was so poor that the cunthole students would pressurise the teachers into letting them work to music.
"COME ON MISS, GODDDDDAAAAAAA. WE PROPA WORK BETTER WI MUSIC ONNAAAAA. GODDAAAAA."
"Oh, ok then. But only quietly."
Them and the Black Eyed Pricks.
Really?
That's fucking atrocious.
urgh
education system in this country is so wank
Indeed.
I went to what was rumoured to be the best school in the area. Turned out to be one of the worst decisions of my life.
my sister loves
scouting for girls.
lol
lol again
totally agree, have no idea how people listen to this bollocks.
lol
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Scooter_including_Jay_Frog.jpg
He looks like the boss' main henchman
in an 80s action film, that the hero has to fist-fight right at the end, and just about kills.
Con Air style?
Or Die Hard style.
ooooh
gotta love 80s films...
is
he wearing chaps? lawl
They look like
U2 if they got their roles in the band confused
Hehe!
You can just imagine him saying:
"Yo! Check my hair! This one's for Form 6P! Keep it bangin'!"
...
he looks like westwood the guy from pimp my ride
my girlfriend
loves this
i reckon i'd like it too if that guy didn't shout quite so much
I
Don't even know what scoter means. Is this a british band. "twee pop" as I think the Brits refer to it as?
I heard their cover of enola gay the other day
Lets jut say it's a little bit special.
Bass has fine taste
Indeed he does
Oh wow
I had to go and find that on youtube. My life is now complete.
They have a couple of good "songs" tbf
Talking of scumbags, chavs, and criminal record:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4gNfvU7lTyI
^^
This just shows music has a future for all those non-believers.
wow
that is a litte bit special. Its the woste ever hip hop crew with the most horrible beats
awful prose
I'm'ma keep this plain and simple,
I intend to make your brain tremble,
With my rhymes I specialise in,
Makin beats better with 16 lines of greatness,
I compose.
All in all my career grows,
As the days pass by more rhymes I write,
I get better everytime I rhyme down the mic from my book
the bestest rhymes,
The best rhyme dat you ever heard in a long time,
I don't mess about,
I get straight to the point now without doubt
The name of this man will be remembered,
this man will apper when his name is mentioned
Sit down, listen who ever you may be
I'm one of the greatest, the rappid MC.
We're better than all that riff-raff,
All blackout coz we don't chit-chat,
Our posse shake your tic-tac,
If not have a break have a kit-kat
It's blackout with a double impact
So calm down, listen don't sit back,
If you strike then we're gonna hit back,
Whole posse yea you know that
like
being back in 2002 again
brilliant
I wonder what rhyms he decided to keep in his book hehe
'riff-raff'
I smell secret middle class...
I've got 21 seconds
to go
PUT A DONK ON IT
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
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i love tis can u send me it as an mp3 or something please if u do ill subscribe to u
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will people stop calling this music this is anti-music if this was about in hitlers day he would of tortured the jews by playin this shit instead of using gas
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haha thats sik that. why arent they on the telly.
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this is well better then the older version
Rapid nd Viper r sik in this 1
The Kersal Massive got a record deal???
literally the most abhorrent thing ever
I wouldn't pay money for it
But that Jumping All Over The World shit is pretty catchy. Interestingly, I watched the video for this, and then watched the video for Atlas by Battles, and frankly Scooter shit ALL over it.
'Josh! Dad's found yer scoooooooooter!'
LMAO I LOVE YOU ALEX IN THINGLYAND
see:
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3468522
best thing ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPvsHo4NPNo
i actually well like that. heh
Scooter in Radiohead link
Scooter wrote a track on Modeselektor's Happy Birthday! album which also featured a track with Thom Yorke. Modeselektor also supported Radiohead.
I'm not a scumbag.
I saw an advert on tv
for their new album. The cover was horrific.
Not to mention the music sounded like a year 10 end of term party circa 1997.
a friend
once had a scooter track on in his car and the bloke said 'respect to the man in the icecream van'.
Which is a KLF reference, of course
i wouldn't know
made me smirk though.
KLF >>>>>> Scooter
SCOOTER!!!
DOOSH
DOOSH
DOOSH
DOOSH
DOOSH
DOOSH
DOOSH
DOOSH
DOOSH
DOOSH
DOOSH
DOOSH!!!!!
yea, they're sh!te. Neds love 'em.
,
yes, i still repeat this phrase.its great
Scooter are acceptable
Simply for the fact that they are blatantly rubbish and have some of the funniest and oddest lyrics around.
Throw your shoes... IN THE AIR!
The leading horse is white
The second horse is red
The third one is a black
The last one is a green
How much is THE FISH?!
Those horsey bits
are lyrics from uber-proggers Aphrodite's Child. Weird.
And
"how much is the fish?" is from Stump's Buffalo. They're clearly cleverer than they're letting on (ie clever at all)
Throw your shoes... IN THE AIR!
funniest thing i've heard all day, bro
you're a prick :)
Unless your name is a Jacques Dutronc reference,
then I don't believe you.
touche
amazing
3 AM!
The painted cow!
Hiaaaaa!!
You ain't stoppin` us now!
Wonderful human beings
Yeah! I am the Junglist soldier.
Come On! The rocket launcher stops ya.
It's not a bird, it's not a plane
It must be Dave who`s on the train
Wanna wanna get'cha, gonna gonna get'cha
Tell them that I told ya
YEAH!
I think that
every CD case containing a Scooter song should also contain a lethal amount of anthrax. I'm still thinking of a way to punish people who download this crap though.
Still it could be worse...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
The single most depressing thing I've ever seen
at least
they're not standing outside a corner shop waiting to lynch me.
haha yeh,
Keeps them off the streets.
I preferred their first effort
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gNfvU7lTyI - LOLZZZ!
Oh yeah, and Scooter and the whole happy hardcore scene is the worst thing in music.
I don't know...
there's Cascada videos linked on the panel to the right. holiday camp/hen party disco at it's very worst.
excellent
"put a donk on it", put a donk on some christian rock and they would love ti
PUT A DONK ON IT.
<3
...and they used to be a new wave band
*rave
Let's put our heads together
and start a new country up.
Or let's put our cutlery together
and tape it up into a huge bundle, before throwing it at Scooter and his bandmates.
I imagine the blonde guy's face
has the consistency of a flump.
dreadful dreadful dreadful music
but some of their lyrics (ie; what they are referencing) are brilliant
can i just pull you up on something
mr wrightylew
"Europe's pop culture is always about 20 years behind the West's,"
Europe IS the West.
Give 'em a break
I actually have a soft spot for Scooter. You must agree they provide the lolz and have two tunes that are actually rather good unashamedly hedonistic party pieces, "The Logical Song"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4n8nWKi7Ug
"Nessaja"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4VpazaxHRA
Their videos are often hilarious, and contain many obscure and clever references, this one seems an homage to Troma movies:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPvsHo4NPNo
The band members seem like utter knobs, but lovable knobs. The singer clearly thinks he is the shit, and why argue with him when he pulls this off so well and with utter conviction?
Oh yeah I forgot to mention the lyrics. Absolute shite, but often quite effectively brilliant because of it.
Scooter are righteous.
This is so right
Their Sisters of Mercy cover is pretty tasty and all.
Yeah but come on, culturally,
they're just as backwards as the East are politically, religiously and socially.
Oh fuck off
S. Korea,Japan,Taiwan and Australia are backward are they?
Politically they're obvisously not,the social differences are superficial,and Buddhism is far superior to most religions.And I love Taoism
i said something along the lines of
"Europe's pop culture is always about 20 years behind the West's, so they get let off." to a german dj once. epic fail, he doesn't speak to me now.
..
they are popular in ireland aswell .pitch shifter is the greatest gadget ever in the eyes of a scumbag.
Ha
I read that as "Pitchshifter are the greatest band ever in the eyes of a scumbag"
When I was at some sort of party night a couple of years ago
The DJ actually played DJ Cammy's "version" of Dancing in the Dark. I was physically sick
I fucking love Scooter
and I only have police reprimand and that is not a proper criminal record.
I don't know who Scooter is but
I'm enjoying a larf thinking of you sitting in your bogus school listening to it.
LLLLARF!