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My space commander had an affair

The wing gunner has forgiven him, but I don´t think I can. Should I move out of my starship?



  • <3

  • I don't like this thread

    • why not?

      • catch up numbers boy !

        • Would it help if

          someone started a thread about moving out of their house because their dad had an affair?

          • This thread

            has really made me laugh and strangely cheered me right up. Am I weird?

          • i moved out of my house because my dad had a shit

            • i moved back in again though

              shits are transitory!

          • yes.

            time is a loop as they say.

        • i'm obviously ahead of you.

          in the real thread, someone said 'i don't like this'. someone else then asked why.

          didn't they?

          • I think I've been done here, done up like a kipper.

            I was too slow, touche !

    • I feel like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day

  • if you can take

    the fact you'll be dead after 90 seconds as you experience the reality of the GIANT SPACE VACUUM THAT AWAITS, yeah. Go.

  • I don't think Chewie could take the emotional pain

  • Oh Tom...

    • also is it Tom or Thom?

      • Isn´t it Tomm?

        Maybe I´ll change it to Thom...

        • I'll start calling you Thom, really pronouncing the TH

          hi THom. how are you THom.

          Is this worse than just saying Tom Whyman all the time?

          • No

            I want a change from Tom Whyman.

  • set the self destruct button

    and hop in the only escape pod.

  • if you've reached the position of space corp lieutenant

    you should be thinking about it anyway, but don't do it because of this.