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I Play Bass

Hi!



  • Me too!

    Can we be friends?

  • Wanna play?

  • YEAH

    I can’t get a job cause I can’t get out of bed.
    I can’t go to college cause I’ve nothing in my head.
    I can’t play drums and I can’t really sing
    I’ve tried to play guitar but it’s got far too many strings
    I’ll play bass

    It’s got four strings; I only use two.
    I’ve never worked out what the others do.
    I play bass
    I’m happy here just strumming along
    But I’m still not sure how to play this song
    I play bass

    Here we are in another verse
    The first was bad this can’t be worse
    I play bass
    Still don’t know quite why I’m here
    Never mind, I’ll get another beer
    I play bass

    NOW WE COME TO THAT PART OF THE SONG
    THAT ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO ON FOR SO LONG
    WE DON’T MIND IF YOU WANT TO NOD OFF
    COS THE BASS PLAYER’S ABOUT TO SHOW OFF. GO

    So if you can’t...
    And if you can’t...
    GO PLAY BASS

    Even the drummer’s doin’ it

  • me to

    hurrah!

  • How low can you go?