it appears you are the Brad and Angelina for the bored office worker masses. Expect a 4 page spread in Hello soon.
shotgun Angelina
^
Are you in full line of sight with Angelina? Otherwise that shout is renered void, as well you know.
renered
is like rendered.
Right well in that case we need a combined nickname
Slaire-brigade
Snolaire
Snow_clairade
Sno_clo
she's gone home ill
:(
actually, tired i think. So she can't join in this debate. I don't think i've the authority to make such a big decision.
i like
Sno_Klo.
Sno_Klo does have a bit of a ring to it
are you being filthy again?
that's just your style ;) Also, are you set on mute today? x
Nope - I am still trying to find the 'filth' in that statement
:)
And nope.
I will reply in a moment.
it was...
your penchant for the ring. ahem.
'rnt you going out with a disser?
she's going out with the person above
so do i!
slag!
you do realise you're only my hot bitch on the side though?
i know, your heart is taken
i'll never be able to live up to jabe </3
IM NOT A PAEDOPHILE
JABE IS MINE!
<3333333333
;D
LBC & KT
I cuckolded Olegrich?
Who's KT?
Mr Knapp
Klaire Troberts
deez nuts
me and that girl
*me and that army
;;;;;;;)
When everyone teams up to have an orgy and shout "I HATE MEANDTHATARMY."
I find that hot.
Can you say your own?
Yeah? Good.
Me and DrillNBass. We're so awesome, yeah? Validate us!
We're actually super cute by the way.
I'm talking so much silly fish.
...
were super cute? is it the matching hair and general colours? or fact we are both midgets?
I'm sure we're cute compared to some couples.
Lolilols.
i burns.
'
In your hotness?
And I jest,
of course we're cute. I'm going to push anyone that thinks we aren't to the ground and tickle them until they weep blood.
//.
that has go to be least threatening threat with a little twist i have heard in some time. congradulatons my dear.
my violent nature is rubbing off on you, its taken you long enough. :)
i am actualy rather proud of it. lol
Ha ha, you've just
coaxed out the dark choclately centre from within my sugary sweet coating.
Yes, I am a smartie.
... jah sweets all way through
i hope your not orange i dont like orange and choclate combo well not fake chocolate falvouyred ones but real orange and cho9clate can be okays and ill consume your flesh . yes in canaballistic way anytime :)
i am romantic that way
I'm a red smartie.
I heard the dye they use to colour the red ones is made from some kind of beetle. If this is true, I'll love red smarties and will metaphorically be one even more.
i thought it was blue, it is the tradtional colour though perhaps i misinformed you of this as
i rememeber telling you it, and you feeling sa dofr there deaths as we where talking about pigments in paint.
"Violet Smarties are dyed with cochineal, a derivative of the Cochineal insect which is listed in the ingredients as carminic acid. Its presence means that Smarties are neither kosher nor vegetarian."
i like beetles there
one of my fav insects there pretty.
I considered
an Egyptian Scarab (dung) beetle tattoo a while ago, but sort of disregarded it.. Might be a bit too cliched. Could twist it in someway perhaps.
Got others I want first though. Prioritise!
everyone has wanted that
even me. but i wanted mroe twistedesq boroughs thuingy i was drqwings
Yes, I was thinking of a slightly Burroughs-esque thing too.
Your a bigger fan of him than me though, so..
well he is something i like
idea of. writting is very suitable to owns.. and yes...
perhaps. i thought you where fond og his works and whole gonzo esq ?
i am a silly thingy.
I am fond.
Gonzo as in writing style? Yeah, muchly so.
I just thought you were a bigger Burroughs fan? I don't know.
How are you silly?
in general i would nt know how to judge the level of your enjoymenty of reading
lol
so i wouldnty know if your like im more than me or vice a versical
i am overltly silly jilly
yes i am you.
but not.
cough medicen tastes nice like liquid ash.
what coour is your pallet
Get a room
We're just talking..?
wow your idea of something personal is utterly
pathetic, i pity you.
i am not in hotness
i am in my apartment. how strange
You're always in hotness.
Didn't you know about the warm glow that envelopes you wherever you go?
aer you sure
your not just describing a fever? maybe i have the monopologitisist dieases with stuff?
It's just your fiery aura.
i have a fiery aura
how ... why?
I don't know!
You'e a warm, spicy character (in my opinion), hence aura. What did you think your aura'd be like?
Mine is purple. Apparently.
i will find out .
how does one find out the colour of your aura?
i actualy belive that. its very suitable colour for you.
I can't remember now.
Someone I used to know was into all that stuff and told me it was mostly pruple with hints of green. I can't remember if he told me what that means, if anything. Would be cool to find out.
i could ask a mate or stuff.
i grrr at mention at male gender.
find a plain coloured wall
hold your hand up in front of your face, between you and the wall, stare at your hand until you start to see colours around the outline of your hand, the one there is most of (should only be one, primarily), well, that is the colour of your aura. seemingly.
it's not the same every time, though.
mine is green right now. no idea what that means.
and by plain,
I mean light in colour kind of plain.
Ah, I'm going to try this.
Maybe not right now. I will fall asleep if I concentrate too much on something like that.
...
oi thought you where going to bed anyway??
this exchange is making me very very very very glad
i'm single
Royter Hatfood and Daniel Kelly
although I think they may have split up
i hate that we just posted the same thing
i'm turning into you, john
Do you like GBV yet?
fuck no
Royter and DanielKelly obvs
i was just about to say this
i like that we just posted the same thing
you're turning into me, helene
leave me alone, nick
you leave ME alone!
no
good
xxxxx
Oh Nick
me and scarlet_apples
<3
love you.
I KNEW IT!
?
Ask Charlotte
get fucked
ME and scarlet_apples.
she just makes do with you while i'm away.
<3
love you too.
prof-kitsch and ibzo
Alex in Ciderland and oh theo
a certain Mr Foley and
myself make some mostly depressing love yet at time some beautiful sex
me and poptimusgrime
^ wishful thinking
was going to make a dirty joke
didnt V
myself and SOME KIND OF WACKY ANSWER
oh I've met that guy
he's well phit.
guntrip and chris_is_cool
you just made The List.
guntrip and stealthy
Stealthy's fucking chiaroscuro, isn't he?
!
?
Dinner?
`
What are the available choices?
me.
THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE.
It's paedophilia or nothing for you!
Cliche Guevarra and Susan Westidge?
jesus wept
:D
twentynine & ChrisJabe
twentynine and fihiki
according to facebook....
Yes, that faint noise you are now hearing is in fact the sound of every man on DiS weeping in unison.
Oh, aye
Bloody gays!
twentynine is taken????
:(((((((((((((((
regularly.
i'm not sure we should be discussing it here.
^ takes twentynine
:O!
His REAL NAME IS 29??!!
no-one's said
pieces_of_cyberdemon and sophia yet
just an observation
Have them both on Facebook for a few months
and you'll know why.
why?
actually, that's a good point
i've not facebook-added anyone after Zonino yet...maybe i'll get round to it at some point
HAVE THEM ON FACEBOOK FOR A FEW MONTHS
CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHY NOW ADAM?
It's one of those things you have to experience
and what is the experience like?
why why whyyyyy?
THAT'S who cyberdemon is
FINALLY
Yes_ and yes_'s self esteem
Perfect couple. Been a bit shaky recently but we've pulled through
fihiki
you and
jonathan
yes, I make a great couple.
me and poptimusgrrime
when he's old enough to marry me
*tall
<3
Ha
<3
lol
why are all the best guys* too short??
*you and yoni wolf
our sexiness has to be concentrated into a smaller package (lolz)
so the big boys don't get jealous
i hate you all
poor Jape
i say: ChrisJape and Chris-is-cool
he's too brutal
i'm too fragile
greased up pressups at 5 in the morning and air dumps
I don't actually know if my real favourite couple of going public yet
harru, are you going public yet?
*are going public yet
No one cares :D
My msn window with 'tom'
says otherwise
Actually I would literally go out with anyone.
Anyone wanna go out with me? Deadly serious replies only.
Things I have going for me:
I can play the guitar to a reasonable standard
I am good at tracing things so am artistic
I have good knowledge of coffee shops and walks in glasgow's west end and surrounding areas
I am very liberal with cigarettes and would not mind giving a few away
I can talk to you about at least 5 subjects, specialising in mild banter
I have reasonably good being funny skills
I won a rugby trophy when I was 14
I have the appearance of a much physically stronger man than I am
Those are my skills.
you and galacticman
done.
*changes facebook status to "it's complicated"*
now i know your scottish, i will read all your posts in this way
told me he was well spoken then i spoke to him on the phone and i had to concentrate way hard because his accent was so thick. i can't even understand him when i'm drunk.
Oh dear,
you wouldn't understand me at all then. And my accent isn't even that thick.
:O
This looks so accusatory, Laura! I'm SO well spoken that I get "poof!" shouted at me by neds :(
WHAT ARE NEDS TONY
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU
I nned wee
^this is something i'd like to know too
scottish people are full of WEIRD WORDS.
A ned is like a Scottish chav
but much harder and much more fearful.
Only Buckfast can breed them.
They're basically scottish chavs
but being scottish they're about a million times more terrifying and violent. It's weird because whereas english chavs seem to be quite a racist bunch, neds seem to just attack completely indiscriminately.
^ See, it's trufax
Next time we converse, I'm going to speak all slang
"Awright, Laura? How ye daein'? Ye guid? Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face" etc.
i think you tried this before
you taught me new words? but i forgot them.
don't worry, we'll get a translator for the vows.
"malcy"?
'cause you were going "That's what me and Neshy call Malcolm Middleton!"
We'll need a translator for our whole marriage. Or I can just talk in a fake English accent
"Wotcha Laura!"
malcolm middleton sux,
i think the gag is more about how he calls himself "malcy" in his songs that are in the third person. not sure if that's even true. i talk too much crap. perhaps we should just not talk. silence ftw!
Just get Ian Paisley to do it
I NAEEE PRONONCE YA MAHN AN WOIFE
I'd love to see Ian Paisley do a wedding.
i think that would confound things somewhat
Really?
We've both got yr standard glasgow non-neddy accent. Pretty bog standard.
I like being exotic to english people :D
u r totes exotic
like sexy green and pink parrots in an aviary.
i read that as carrots
i thought it was apt - "youre as exotic as pink and green carrots"
me too actually
^ this actually
but I didn't say so I didn't look schtoopid x
fuck. yeah.
brusma and clicheguevara
cunexttuesday and alex-in-ciderland
emmi_london_girl and hollywood_freak
you're always trying to pair me off in these threads!
Plus, James and I really don't like eachother.
He called me a "brain addled lush". Whatever one of those is. :P
I like you
:(
I know,
I just thought you would get the jest (not to be confused with jist) after I managed to laugh off your, shall we say, "crude" comments...
:)
lemonbrickcombo and daisy_steiner
if we're doing that.
if we're doing what?
what are we doing?
I thought we were doing opposites
oh i get it now.
thought that at first, but then thought you fancied her....
eh? i thought he fancied everyone
JOKING
She's just a tad too old for me
if she had a sister though....
abandon reply
'too old'
thanks.
i do have a sister and she's DAMN hot, much prettier than me. But she's just turned 23. Too old for you.
How tall?
lol
she's about two inches taller than me
why are you asking, zapsta?
Just wondering...
is she a midget?
is that what you mean?
No, I mean
is she shorter than me. Can't be having girls taller than me. So to speak.
rub it in
no wait, you just did
I'd be more concerned about my pathological xenophobia, if I were you
fine, i give up </3
(w)
Sorry, I just don't want to lump you in with Whiterussian
23? I can't even pull women my own age.
what does that even mean
don't worry
i'm fully expecting to become a paedo in my late 30s. at the moment, there are too many nice men my own age (well, one in particular)
OH RIGHT
it was a paedo joke. great.
If you're not sure, just assume
hahah -
was that intentional?? :D
That's her policy on working out whether boys are legal or not
ouch
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
or something
you're turning into me
better that than coming onto you
given her track record
that would have worked better if I was the paedo
me and guntrip <3
guntrip and whiterussian
once you're finished with him
^
is what i was going to say.
even though i didn't come on sunday?
he was understanding about that
he didn't take it personally
no one came on sunday
seriously, it was just the bands. i didnt take any of it personally, especially as i was completely bricking it about sucking as bad as i did on friday.
i didnt suck on sunday, and i ate some duck. you know. you've read my lj. don't pretend you aint
i think this is where i say ABANDON REPLY
DONT
abandonning replies is for pussies. you're not a pussy are you, helene? pussy.
there are just too many possible puns
i don't even know where to start
it was all on purpose
actually it wasn't. im proud of that
well done.
did you on saturday though?....
no
he puked on the bus
:D
....
so i heard....
i despoiled an innocent bus
rather than christopher.
misstenletternamelady and douchebag
galactic3stareruption and lemonbrickphil
aishapra and creakyknees
I'd rather hang myself
is sadpunk's relationship in the 'open' yet?
that one, if so.
if not, then nothing. nothing at all.
sadpunk's not in a relationship
Don't lie :'(
sadpunk is not in a relationship!
and I just referred to myself in the thrid person!
yuk.
and I just typed 'thrid' instead of third
yuk.
I know who it is
you and thatgirlwhofanciesyouwhosenameyousayyoudontwanttoknow
i know who it is
now im kinda talking about myself in the third person.
thegirlthatfanciedroyterhatfood?
or the other thing?
no
im talking about my fictional relationship with sadpunk.
this royterhatfood thing sounds interesting though *grabs popcorn*
Fictional?
make your mind up! :)
'its complicated'
:D
what's a thrid? sounds like a bad word
you always talk about yourself in third person
sadpunk does not talk about himself in the third person! :)
thrid sounds like a playround insult!
"Shut up, you thrid!"
hi sadpunk
hi dukebox
can you take me away from this crazy thread please? :)
i dont really know whats going on in it but i like to post
where would you like to go
start a thread about something!
I'll reply.
We'll take it from there!
Mister sadpunk
were you by chance at Farringdon train station today?
I was not, no
Why? Was my double there?
Anyone who mentions Terrorvision will be dealt with violently :0
It was your secret twin
honestly, he even had a backpack on the way you had it on at Zonino. Thank fuck I didn't run up and do something weird like side hug him or say something even weirder.
Next time, get his number!
A twin would be handy sometimes!
Now there's a pick-up line
'Hi you look like Sadpunk's twin. Can I have your number?'
why were you wearing a backpack?
why did it annoy me so much?
it had my jacket in
and some other stuff.
I'm glad it annoyed you, did it annoy you like a 20 minute walk around Nottingham, an hour stood in the bank and then a walk around to the theatre, rock city and ultimately the police station? ;)
Wow that's some journey!
and I'd left my first pint of the day for this journey!
After having but one sip from it!
Dear Harru,
Please don't take this seriously :)
Thanks.
HOW DARE YOU OMG I AM SO ANGRY
i havent started a thread on DiS yet
i'm not sure if i'm ready for the responsibility yet :(
someone else did it
phew, one day i will...
"from this crazy trhid"...?
OHH NOOO
he actually invented the concept of facebook status updates
SAAADDDD PUNKING
fucking bee jees still stuck in my head :(
the Bee Gees are fucking in your head?!
You're fucked up! :)
mental image
of tiny little men in harrus head. all bumming away with their tiny little jeans round their ankles...
oh wait...
must be me thats fucked up
me
Heartbrokenscrow
scarestar
:(
SORRY
PRETTYBOOBS
COMMANDERVACANT
Me
and SHANDY.
have you stopped being bitter now then?
i vote me and helene.
Totally!
I vote klaire and snow_brigade.
only cause you fancy both of them
hooray!
whats going on now?
^
it appears you are the Brad and Angelina for the bored office worker masses. Expect a 4 page spread in Hello soon.
shotgun Angelina
^
Are you in full line of sight with Angelina? Otherwise that shout is renered void, as well you know.
renered
is like rendered.
Right well in that case we need a combined nickname
Slaire-brigade
Snolaire
Snow_clairade
Sno_clo
she's gone home ill
:(
actually, tired i think. So she can't join in this debate. I don't think i've the authority to make such a big decision.
i like
Sno_Klo.
Sno_Klo does have a bit of a ring to it
are you being filthy again?
that's just your style ;) Also, are you set on mute today? x
Nope - I am still trying to find the 'filth' in that statement
:)
And nope.
I will reply in a moment.
it was...
your penchant for the ring. ahem.
'rnt you going out with a disser?
she's going out with the person above
so do i!
slag!
you do realise you're only my hot bitch on the side though?
i know, your heart is taken
i'll never be able to live up to jabe </3
IM NOT A PAEDOPHILE
JABE IS MINE!
<3333333333
;D
LBC & KT
I cuckolded Olegrich?
Who's KT?
Mr Knapp
Klaire Troberts
deez nuts
me and that girl
*me and that army
;;;;;;;)
When everyone teams up to have an orgy and shout "I HATE MEANDTHATARMY."
I find that hot.
Can you say your own?
Yeah? Good.
Me and DrillNBass. We're so awesome, yeah? Validate us!
We're actually super cute by the way.
I'm talking so much silly fish.
...
were super cute? is it the matching hair and general colours? or fact we are both midgets?
I'm sure we're cute compared to some couples.
Lolilols.
i burns.
'
In your hotness?
And I jest,
of course we're cute. I'm going to push anyone that thinks we aren't to the ground and tickle them until they weep blood.
//.
that has go to be least threatening threat with a little twist i have heard in some time. congradulatons my dear.
my violent nature is rubbing off on you, its taken you long enough. :)
i am actualy rather proud of it. lol
Ha ha, you've just
coaxed out the dark choclately centre from within my sugary sweet coating.
Yes, I am a smartie.
... jah sweets all way through
i hope your not orange i dont like orange and choclate combo well not fake chocolate falvouyred ones but real orange and cho9clate can be okays and ill consume your flesh . yes in canaballistic way anytime :)
i am romantic that way
I'm a red smartie.
I heard the dye they use to colour the red ones is made from some kind of beetle. If this is true, I'll love red smarties and will metaphorically be one even more.
i thought it was blue, it is the tradtional colour though perhaps i misinformed you of this as
i rememeber telling you it, and you feeling sa dofr there deaths as we where talking about pigments in paint.
Wowza.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_(Nestl%C3%A9)
"Violet Smarties are dyed with cochineal, a derivative of the Cochineal insect which is listed in the ingredients as carminic acid. Its presence means that Smarties are neither kosher nor vegetarian."
i like beetles there
one of my fav insects there pretty.
I considered
an Egyptian Scarab (dung) beetle tattoo a while ago, but sort of disregarded it.. Might be a bit too cliched. Could twist it in someway perhaps.
Got others I want first though. Prioritise!
everyone has wanted that
even me. but i wanted mroe twistedesq boroughs thuingy i was drqwings
Yes, I was thinking of a slightly Burroughs-esque thing too.
Your a bigger fan of him than me though, so..
well he is something i like
idea of. writting is very suitable to owns.. and yes...
perhaps. i thought you where fond og his works and whole gonzo esq ?
i am a silly thingy.
I am fond.
Gonzo as in writing style? Yeah, muchly so.
I just thought you were a bigger Burroughs fan? I don't know.
How are you silly?
in general i would nt know how to judge the level of your enjoymenty of reading
lol
so i wouldnty know if your like im more than me or vice a versical
i am overltly silly jilly
yes i am you.
but not.
cough medicen tastes nice like liquid ash.
what coour is your pallet
Get a room
We're just talking..?
wow your idea of something personal is utterly
pathetic, i pity you.
i am not in hotness
i am in my apartment. how strange
You're always in hotness.
Didn't you know about the warm glow that envelopes you wherever you go?
aer you sure
your not just describing a fever? maybe i have the monopologitisist dieases with stuff?
It's just your fiery aura.
i have a fiery aura
how ... why?
I don't know!
You'e a warm, spicy character (in my opinion), hence aura. What did you think your aura'd be like?
Mine is purple. Apparently.
i will find out .
how does one find out the colour of your aura?
i actualy belive that. its very suitable colour for you.
I can't remember now.
Someone I used to know was into all that stuff and told me it was mostly pruple with hints of green. I can't remember if he told me what that means, if anything. Would be cool to find out.
i could ask a mate or stuff.
i grrr at mention at male gender.
find a plain coloured wall
hold your hand up in front of your face, between you and the wall, stare at your hand until you start to see colours around the outline of your hand, the one there is most of (should only be one, primarily), well, that is the colour of your aura. seemingly.
it's not the same every time, though.
mine is green right now. no idea what that means.
and by plain,
I mean light in colour kind of plain.
Ah, I'm going to try this.
Maybe not right now. I will fall asleep if I concentrate too much on something like that.
...
oi thought you where going to bed anyway??
this exchange is making me very very very very glad
i'm single
Royter Hatfood and Daniel Kelly
although I think they may have split up
i hate that we just posted the same thing
i'm turning into you, john
Do you like GBV yet?
fuck no
Royter and DanielKelly obvs
i was just about to say this
i like that we just posted the same thing
you're turning into me, helene
leave me alone, nick
you leave ME alone!
no
good
xxxxx
Oh Nick
me and scarlet_apples
<3
love you.
I KNEW IT!
?
Ask Charlotte
get fucked
ME and scarlet_apples.
she just makes do with you while i'm away.
<3
love you too.
prof-kitsch and ibzo
Alex in Ciderland and oh theo
a certain Mr Foley and
myself make some mostly depressing love yet at time some beautiful sex
me and poptimusgrime
^ wishful thinking
was going to make a dirty joke
didnt V
myself and SOME KIND OF WACKY ANSWER
oh I've met that guy
he's well phit.
guntrip and chris_is_cool
you just made The List.
guntrip and stealthy
Stealthy's fucking chiaroscuro, isn't he?
!
?
Dinner?
`
What are the available choices?
me.
THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE.
It's paedophilia or nothing for you!
Cliche Guevarra and Susan Westidge?
jesus wept
:D
twentynine & ChrisJabe
twentynine and fihiki
according to facebook....
Yes, that faint noise you are now hearing is in fact the sound of every man on DiS weeping in unison.
Oh, aye
Bloody gays!
twentynine is taken????
:(((((((((((((((
regularly.
i'm not sure we should be discussing it here.
^ takes twentynine
:O!
His REAL NAME IS 29??!!
no-one's said
pieces_of_cyberdemon and sophia yet
just an observation
Have them both on Facebook for a few months
and you'll know why.
why?
actually, that's a good point
i've not facebook-added anyone after Zonino yet...maybe i'll get round to it at some point
HAVE THEM ON FACEBOOK FOR A FEW MONTHS
CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHY NOW ADAM?
It's one of those things you have to experience
and what is the experience like?
why why whyyyyy?
THAT'S who cyberdemon is
FINALLY
Yes_ and yes_'s self esteem
Perfect couple. Been a bit shaky recently but we've pulled through
fihiki
you and
jonathan
yes, I make a great couple.
me and poptimusgrrime
when he's old enough to marry me
*tall
<3
Ha
<3
lol
why are all the best guys* too short??
*you and yoni wolf
our sexiness has to be concentrated into a smaller package (lolz)
so the big boys don't get jealous
i hate you all
poor Jape
i say: ChrisJape and Chris-is-cool
he's too brutal
i'm too fragile
greased up pressups at 5 in the morning and air dumps
not your style?
what on earth is an air dump?
:D
TELL ME
.
http://www.drownedinsound.com/articles/3571453#r3571656
haha :D
we all know opposites attract
don't worry jabe
i'll protect you x
<3<3
OH BUM ME CHRISJABE
:D
I don't actually know if my real favourite couple of going public yet
harru, are you going public yet?
*are going public yet
No one cares :D
My msn window with 'tom'
says otherwise
Actually I would literally go out with anyone.
Anyone wanna go out with me? Deadly serious replies only.
Things I have going for me:
I can play the guitar to a reasonable standard
I am good at tracing things so am artistic
I have good knowledge of coffee shops and walks in glasgow's west end and surrounding areas
I am very liberal with cigarettes and would not mind giving a few away
I can talk to you about at least 5 subjects, specialising in mild banter
I have reasonably good being funny skills
I won a rugby trophy when I was 14
I have the appearance of a much physically stronger man than I am
Those are my skills.
you and galacticman
done.
*changes facebook status to "it's complicated"*
now i know your scottish, i will read all your posts in this way
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8k7VoFiagfs
It is totally how he sounds.
i'm actually very well spoken
ya poofy cunt
POPTIMUSGRIME
told me he was well spoken then i spoke to him on the phone and i had to concentrate way hard because his accent was so thick. i can't even understand him when i'm drunk.
Oh dear,
you wouldn't understand me at all then. And my accent isn't even that thick.
:O
This looks so accusatory, Laura! I'm SO well spoken that I get "poof!" shouted at me by neds :(
WHAT ARE NEDS TONY
I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU
I nned wee
^this is something i'd like to know too
scottish people are full of WEIRD WORDS.
A ned is like a Scottish chav
but much harder and much more fearful.
Only Buckfast can breed them.
They're basically scottish chavs
but being scottish they're about a million times more terrifying and violent. It's weird because whereas english chavs seem to be quite a racist bunch, neds seem to just attack completely indiscriminately.
^ See, it's trufax
Next time we converse, I'm going to speak all slang
"Awright, Laura? How ye daein'? Ye guid? Fair fa' yer honest sonsie face" etc.
i think you tried this before
you taught me new words? but i forgot them.
don't worry, we'll get a translator for the vows.
"malcy"?
'cause you were going "That's what me and Neshy call Malcolm Middleton!"
We'll need a translator for our whole marriage. Or I can just talk in a fake English accent
"Wotcha Laura!"
malcolm middleton sux,
i think the gag is more about how he calls himself "malcy" in his songs that are in the third person. not sure if that's even true. i talk too much crap. perhaps we should just not talk. silence ftw!
Just get Ian Paisley to do it
I NAEEE PRONONCE YA MAHN AN WOIFE
I'd love to see Ian Paisley do a wedding.
i think that would confound things somewhat
Really?
We've both got yr standard glasgow non-neddy accent. Pretty bog standard.
I like being exotic to english people :D
u r totes exotic
like sexy green and pink parrots in an aviary.
i read that as carrots
i thought it was apt - "youre as exotic as pink and green carrots"
me too actually
^ this actually
but I didn't say so I didn't look schtoopid x
fuck. yeah.
brusma and clicheguevara
cunexttuesday and alex-in-ciderland
emmi_london_girl and hollywood_freak
you're always trying to pair me off in these threads!
Plus, James and I really don't like eachother.
He called me a "brain addled lush". Whatever one of those is. :P
I like you
:(
I know,
I just thought you would get the jest (not to be confused with jist) after I managed to laugh off your, shall we say, "crude" comments...
:)
lemonbrickcombo and daisy_steiner
if we're doing that.
if we're doing what?
what are we doing?
I thought we were doing opposites
oh i get it now.
thought that at first, but then thought you fancied her....
eh? i thought he fancied everyone
JOKING
She's just a tad too old for me
if she had a sister though....
abandon reply
'too old'
thanks.
i do have a sister and she's DAMN hot, much prettier than me. But she's just turned 23. Too old for you.
How tall?
lol
she's about two inches taller than me
why are you asking, zapsta?
Just wondering...
is she a midget?
is that what you mean?
No, I mean
is she shorter than me. Can't be having girls taller than me. So to speak.
rub it in
no wait, you just did
I'd be more concerned about my pathological xenophobia, if I were you
fine, i give up </3
(w)
Sorry, I just don't want to lump you in with Whiterussian
23? I can't even pull women my own age.
what does that even mean
don't worry
i'm fully expecting to become a paedo in my late 30s. at the moment, there are too many nice men my own age (well, one in particular)
OH RIGHT
it was a paedo joke. great.
If you're not sure, just assume
hahah -
was that intentional?? :D
That's her policy on working out whether boys are legal or not
ouch
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
or something
you're turning into me
better that than coming onto you
given her track record
that would have worked better if I was the paedo
me and guntrip <3
guntrip and whiterussian
once you're finished with him
^
is what i was going to say.
even though i didn't come on sunday?
he was understanding about that
he didn't take it personally
no one came on sunday
seriously, it was just the bands. i didnt take any of it personally, especially as i was completely bricking it about sucking as bad as i did on friday.
i didnt suck on sunday, and i ate some duck. you know. you've read my lj. don't pretend you aint
i think this is where i say ABANDON REPLY
DONT
abandonning replies is for pussies. you're not a pussy are you, helene? pussy.
there are just too many possible puns
i don't even know where to start
it was all on purpose
actually it wasn't. im proud of that
well done.
did you on saturday though?....
no
he puked on the bus
:D
....
so i heard....
i despoiled an innocent bus
rather than christopher.
misstenletternamelady and douchebag
galactic3stareruption and lemonbrickphil
aishapra and creakyknees
I'd rather hang myself
is sadpunk's relationship in the 'open' yet?
that one, if so.
if not, then nothing. nothing at all.
sadpunk's not in a relationship
Don't lie :'(
sadpunk is not in a relationship!
and I just referred to myself in the thrid person!
yuk.
and I just typed 'thrid' instead of third
yuk.
I know who it is
you and thatgirlwhofanciesyouwhosenameyousayyoudontwanttoknow
i know who it is
now im kinda talking about myself in the third person.
thegirlthatfanciedroyterhatfood?
or the other thing?
no
im talking about my fictional relationship with sadpunk.
this royterhatfood thing sounds interesting though *grabs popcorn*
Fictional?
make your mind up! :)
'its complicated'
:D
what's a thrid? sounds like a bad word
you always talk about yourself in third person
sadpunk does not talk about himself in the third person! :)
thrid sounds like a playround insult!
"Shut up, you thrid!"
hi sadpunk
hi dukebox
can you take me away from this crazy thread please? :)
i dont really know whats going on in it but i like to post
where would you like to go
start a thread about something!
I'll reply.
We'll take it from there!
Mister sadpunk
were you by chance at Farringdon train station today?
I was not, no
Why? Was my double there?
Anyone who mentions Terrorvision will be dealt with violently :0
It was your secret twin
honestly, he even had a backpack on the way you had it on at Zonino. Thank fuck I didn't run up and do something weird like side hug him or say something even weirder.
Next time, get his number!
A twin would be handy sometimes!
Now there's a pick-up line
'Hi you look like Sadpunk's twin. Can I have your number?'
why were you wearing a backpack?
why did it annoy me so much?
it had my jacket in
and some other stuff.
I'm glad it annoyed you, did it annoy you like a 20 minute walk around Nottingham, an hour stood in the bank and then a walk around to the theatre, rock city and ultimately the police station? ;)
Wow that's some journey!
and I'd left my first pint of the day for this journey!
After having but one sip from it!
Dear Harru,
Please don't take this seriously :)
Thanks.
HOW DARE YOU OMG I AM SO ANGRY
i havent started a thread on DiS yet
i'm not sure if i'm ready for the responsibility yet :(
someone else did it
phew, one day i will...
"from this crazy trhid"...?
OHH NOOO
he actually invented the concept of facebook status updates
SAAADDDD PUNKING
fucking bee jees still stuck in my head :(
the Bee Gees are fucking in your head?!
You're fucked up! :)
mental image
of tiny little men in harrus head. all bumming away with their tiny little jeans round their ankles...
oh wait...
must be me thats fucked up
nah that's pretty accurate
great minds, my friend,
great minds...