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I wish I wasn't scared of swimming

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by RockNRollMassacre

I'm really really scared of deep water, and it's been so long since I've been swimming and I was so rubbish anyway that I think i've probably forgotten how to do it

I feel like I'm missing out on massive fun!

RockNRollMassacre | 01 Jul '08, 21:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

yeah

there might be sharks or perverted men watching you from the deep end.


...

and my super cool pin-up bikini :P


just swim in the kiddies pool!

what could possibly go wrong?


Urine

and lots of it.
That's what's wrong with the kiddies pool


i'm also scared of deep water

and subsequently swimming. also getting water in my eyes, nose and ears.


yay not just me

i doubt i even can anymore because i never got very good because i was scared of deep water and now i avoid it at all costs


same

they taught me to swim in year six but i was still shit and scared. my fear comes from falling in a canal when i was three years old, i think. why are you scared of deep water?


i was just an oversensitive kid

and found the noise, and artificial light and chlorine, and late nights and being freezing cold of swimming lessons really really really horrifically upsetting.


I think

running > swimming.


^

running is shit.


and water is wet

wet is good


Running gives you

an endorphin high! I don't like forms of exercise that are too slow and sedate... yes I know swimming needn't be slow if you are actually good at it, but I'm rubbish.

Basically I get strangely high off running but not swimming, that just makes me a bit achey everywhere.


just take drugs

it requires no effort and you'll feel great.


nah

I don't enjoy the face munching aesthetic these days. About once a year is a good frquency for drug taking.


i was joking, damn you with your serious response.

i've cut down recently and now plan on very occasional dabbles only.


Don't worry

Public swimming pools are ick.


There's no such thing as a fear of swimming.

Only a fear of drowing. But humans tend to float, so I reckon you'll be ok.





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