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PIGEON ON THE TUBE!!

People screaming, a dog slipping its leash and jumping all over everyone, a kid wetting itself, bird shit everywhere... It flew out the door at the next station and knocked over an old man. Amazing scenes.



  • awww

    poor thing :(

  • :D

    This actually sounds loltastic.

    • .

      Everyone from the next coach gathered round the window to watch :D

  • Amazing.

    DOG IN THE PLAYGROUND! TEACHER'S LEFT THE CLASSROOM! YES WE CAN USE THIS OFFICE CHAIR AS AN IMPROMPTU SKATEBOARD!
    I love moments like that.

    • Dog in the playground moments were fucking brilliant.

      We had one once, after walking back from the Christmas Service at the church...it even managed to get into one of the buildings.

    • i used to love

      when it started raining. and everyone in the class was so amazed, we all gathered round to watch. even though it always rains. but it was a nice distraction. reaklly annoyed the teaxcher as well.

      • when it really really rained

        and everyone would be like 'cor look how much its raining'

    • :D

  • ^typical scenes at Finsbury Park

  • :*(

    It was shitting itself from fear! :0(

  • I seem to see dead pigeons

    everywhere at the moment.

    • Are you a hunter?

      • I'm not sure

        What are the signs?

        • No Entry, No Left Turn and that one with an exclamation mark on.

          • So if I stay outside and turn right

            without any exclamation, am I hunter?

            • a sadpunk without exclamation

              sounds impossible to me!

              • Whatever do you mean?

                !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                ;)

          • you cunt

            i've been laughing at this for the past ten minutes, i'm in a fucking library.

  • that's brilliant.

    most amusing thing i've heard all day.
    fact.

  • i want to sing this to the tune of who ate all the pies

    PIGEON ON THE TUBE!
    PIGEON ON THE TUBE!
    YOU FAT BASTARD!
    YOU FAT BASTARD!
    PIGEON ON THE TUBE!

    • Trés

      :D

      • ^this

        lmao

        • When I lived near Morden

          there were pigeons who seemed to commute on the tube. Lazy feckers.

  • That

    is brilliant.

  • This reminds me of

    "I got myself on the tube today. Not in itself remarkable, but the events that took place on my journey probably rank in the top five most remarkable things in my life. To start with, I was sandwiched between two big men, who were both entirely filling the armrests on either side. Quite unpleasant, but deeply arousing. As the train pulled into Earl's Court, they both got off. But an altogether more exciting visitor was about to come aboard...

    As the doors closed, a pigeon swooped into the relatively empty carriage. The lady sat opposite me shrieked and moved to the end of the carriage as the bird landed by my right foot and started pecking at 'shit' on the floor. Now I love mischief, and seeing that the carriage was populated entirely by women aged between 18 and 30, I saw my chance. I gently stamped my foot by the pigeon and, as expected, it flapped away towards the end of the carriage (the lady end) at about head height. Oh, you should have seen the carnage. One woman lay down on the seat, one began flapping a newspaper wildly in an attempt to scare the bird away and the aforementioned shrieker looked like she was bordering on a panic attack. As I watched events unfold, I laughed quite a lot. I couldn't hide my delight at taking out my revenge on the subsection of society that has so efficiently ruined my life so far. Take that, girls! How do you like a fucking pigeon in your face? Maybe you'll think again next time you want to mess me about. I'm not going to rule out the possibility of capturing and training an army of pigeons specifically to fly in women's faces. Take this as a final warning. It's in your hands."

  • A bird flew into a cinema screen once at work.

    Everyone went mad. I had to coax it outside with bits of bread. Fun times.

    • i saw a pigeon in trafalgar square once

      • no way

        • yes way

          it had wings and everything!

          but on a more serious note, nearly all the pigeons i ever see have crippled feet

          • Rodents of the sky!!!

            Kill 'em all!!!