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inanimate objects you would marry if they weren't so inanimate and objecty

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by klaire

the first cup of tea in the morning
most games consoles
my first copy of pokémon blue which is completed and has a missingno in my collection
pillows that smell like someone who has been sleeping there

add your own or berate me for starting such a shit thread.

klaire | 01 Jul '08, 12:14 | Send note | Report this | Reply

you suck.


"pillows that smell like someone who has been sleeping there"

HEY EVERYONE! KLAIRE GOT BONED AT THE WEEKEND!


that was totally non relevant to even anything

all you have done since saturday is call me horrible names and refuse to be nice to me. it needs to stop. i've moved on, bamos.


I've been nice to you.

I'm letting you buy me lunch this week.


you called me a slut

and said you wouldn't see me for lunch because someone who wasn't you got to see me naked.


Naked lunch?


(I did also say the meningitis had made you fitter.

And if that's not a compliment, I have no idea what is).


ew


in the context of most of this thread,

that's decidedly un-eww.


why?


Why bother?

If your love for them is real, you don't need a ceremony. Just enjoy sharing time with them.


or in the case of the first cup of tea of the morning

just be glad you've allowed something to penetrate your insides before you left the house.


lol anal beads

I don't think you're joking, either.


* That Q5s, that night. Maan.

* Disco Shed
* ChrisJabe
* Tarmogoyf (but only until October)
* Love letter from Conor Oberst
* First cup of tea in the morning, totally


^


oh wow

<3


try changing

the i209 at the start of the photobucket link to www - this works for me.


damn

not for me. pesky clever dogs trust.


How do you do shock face emoticon?

You get all the breaks as far as meeting cool people goes.


Is three an MTG reference

If so I have that card woooo me


oh god

advance wars. we've been in love for a while and living togther, but i feel a bit weird coming out and saying it


my ps3

its a beautiful machine
bacon sandwiches
steak
meat in general


:D


i'm probably gonna go get a steak sarnie

and play my ps3. RIGHT NOW!


i envy you so much right now :(

i have tuna and work.FAIL


i feel for you.

i deserve the rest though. i've been working my socks off, moving my own stuff and helping other people move their stuff. such a great guy.
i need the nutrients.


meat and games

i like you.


meat games?

gay.


HI


My pillows


mayonnaise


My old minidisc player that looked like a ship's porthole

My worry beads. They are ethnic I think.
My pikachu pillow that is soft as a kitten's underbelly (I don't know where I got this by the way, it just appeared in my room one day, I'm a man's man who eats 5 eggs a week)
My mackbook pro. It glows like an aztec treasure.
The Pulp album (His'n Hers) that I seem to have stolen off an ex, and reminds only of the good early stuff with her. not the dismal grey failure of the rest.


^5


Blankets, I love my blankets.

And possibly my iPod.


Oh and how did I forget make-up???

That would be my first choice.


duz boobz count as inanimit?

cuz boobz = :)


depends how big they are

i suppose


she knows you want to fuck her phil

no point in the playground tactics.


And I know you want to fuck me

So why do you continue with the playground tactics?


wow, you think i want to fuck you

no wonder you never get laid if you pick up dead signals like that.


I hate being sarcastic with you

You just get more and more sarcastic in return. It's intensely frustrating.

Do you still want your birthday present, or are you going to continue being nasty to me?


that's so lame

don't give if you can't receive. of course i want a present! i didn't get any this year so it would be nice.


This makes me think of Great Expectations

Pip Bloomfield and E-stella Roberts.

"E-stella, why do you deceive all these men into thinking that you like them and act as though you hate me?"

"Pip. I deceive them all except you"


My Sony dream machine

It's reliable, simple yet innovative, classic and sexy yet always manages to surprise me every morning.
I would marry a woman like it but I think i'll have to be content with the object itself.


Vaio?

Nice.


NO NO NO

sort of like this
http://www.surveillance-equip.com/dreammachine.jpg

only in a cube shape. I can't find a picture of it, on the net. It's called a "digicube" and it is one of the technological icons of the 90s, along with the nokia 3310.


my new framed Source Tags poster

my pre-amp
my acoustic
that occasional cup of tea that is just perfect


my 80gb iPod

I spend more time with it than I'd spend with a wife anyway


The Rickenbacker 4003

A Leica M3


exactly

I don't see how any marriage can function without inbuilt Solitaire


i won four games in a row

on a train from brighton to london the other night. i was KILLING.

i wish apple now owed me the $700 i won really.


^this

and my casio sk-1...and my computer obvs


fail

that was aimed at the 80gb ipod answer


Drinking some water

just after you've run for ages and are reeeeaaallly thirsty.

Or

Stretching when you first get up.

They're both almost orgasmic.

Although I couldnt marry them as they're not even inaminate objects, more actions. Or concepts.


oh man


the cut scenes.

oh jesus the cut scenes are pretty much the most nintendo thing in the world.


but preferably not me

cause then you'd still be trying to figure out why you can't jump.


you're not currently playing it

you don't count.


i'm playing it

online too.


i'd marry...

my guitar and my pointy shoes. I lose.


i don't actually know...

...if anyone took any pictures!!


true

very true. at least you didn't say your hairspray.


or girls' jeans


you lot....

..can bugger off! I'm not alone in the usage / ownership of any of the above, as well you know!


yeah but

you're an easier target. you're less beefy.


i still sound like i'm insulting someone

i might just stop posting.