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  • what a load of bollocks

  • "indie tribes"

    LOL

  • That was painful reading

  • Oh man I don't fit into any of those

    Indie Tribes :(

    I have been outcast yet again...

  • That was literally the worst thing ever.

    EVER.

  • that was one of the most pointless things i've ever read

    and i've read A LOT of pointless things. mostly the stuff i say.

  • pretty much

    spot on.
    damn good read.

  • What about the grumpy old buggers?

    Surely we're the biggest "tribe" in indie. Bah.

  • thats another

    paper onto the list of "do not touch with bargepole"

  • -

    How did that get past the editor? Jesus.

  • what a load of cruft

    a) The Kaisers and Snow Patrol are not different enough in terms of their demographic to merit separate categories.

    b) Metronomy are NOT exemplars of 'Eighties post-punk with a drum machine slapped on top'.

    c) I can't see where people like Patrick Wolf or Paul Hawkins and Thee Awkward Silences would fit in any of the four categories.

    d) That was terrible.

    • The most cloying thing

      is it's written by someone who thinks that writing about how Snow Patrol are a bit like Coldplay and the Kaiser Chiefs are on daytime radio a lot constitutes the unveiling of great overlooked truths.

      • nah

        it's probably just some joyless journo with a deadline and a tiny column in the arts page to fill

  • I hope these coming 'documentaries on Channel 4' aren't anything like this

    I'm too old for this shit.

    • It starts with this: 'celebrating the role of indie labels in pop over the past 50 years'

      And yet half of the acts listed are on Univeral or one of their subsidiaries.

      • I don't think

        the documentaries or initiative have anything to do with that, it's just the Observer have had a press release about it and commissioned one of their writers to 'just write about indie'.

        • I realise

          I just dislike how they start with that, seemingly link the article in with the whole thing and then present something different. It's misleading to someone who doesn't know anything about the topic, the type the article seems aimed at.

          I dunno, I'm caring too much. It's just bollocks all round really.

  • the worst thing

    is that people are goin tae read this utter shite and actually think that they understand a whole fuckin genre ay music which dusnae exist.

  • stop fucking about

    we're all hipster indie so lets stop kidding ourselves

  • oh stfu

    what utter bollocks.

    It's all shite, but actually what really irks me here is the use of "middle class" as derogatory term in the 'bedwetter indie' bit. It's thrown around a lot in terms of music and the idea that only certain social classes can make good music really pisses me off...

    • gb/2/artschool

      :)

    • i agree with this

      and i'm working class. i don't understand why dull bands like oasis and the enemy are raised way above their station for being working class when there are much better and more interesting ones that happen to be middle class

    • That's all selectivism by journos

      in thrall to Lennon and Johnny Rotten mythologies who never like to dwell on the family backgrounds of Jagger and Richards or Joe Strummer. In discussions of their relative addictions Winehouse's father being a cab driver gets mentioned far more often than Doherty's being an Army officer.

      • exactly

        and i don't know who it affects? i'm not well off and i like bands like foals, the horrors, ox. eagle. lion. man, these new puritans, vampire weekend etc who are better off than me. i don't think anyone except for paul calf characters moaning about students are bothered about class in music

  • Yep,

    that's definitely the worst, and most uninformative article i've ever had the misfortune of scanning. There isn't even the slightest hint of satire, which in itself highly disturbing - but when coupled with the language and composition of the article is just plain abomination.

  • Bloody good read that

    bloody good

  • I'm not sure

    if the article is meant to be taken completely seriously...

    • ^ this

      surely it cant be. what utter nonsense.

      • not

        even worth reading let alone worrying about.

        • Is this thread for real?

          The piece is obviously a quick space filler pisstake.

          Is there a category for thin skinned holier than thou dweebs?

          • why?

            Is that where you'd fit in? ;)

          • yeah it's just a stupid written-in-5-mins piece

            Am surprised that Fiery Furnaces are put in hipster indie though. Never heard them referred to as that before.