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Scarlett Jo-shit?

I larve me some Tom Waits and I ... like me some Scarlett Johansen actin' but how's her record? Is it worth buying or is she nothing but tits and lips?



  • Bitches ain't nothin but tits and lips

  • Awful awful awful

    This record is shit. She simply cannot sing - her voice is so weak it has to be heavily reverbed and sythesised to disguise it's horrible tone and lack of expression. The production is good and with any other singer it might have worked well, but Scar-Jo just turns it into a turkey basically. Try the 'She And Him' album by M Ward and Zooey Deschanel instead, it pisses all over this.

    • I kind of disagree.

      The Johannson album actually grows on you, because it sounds so weird, trying to carry the weak voice.

      The 'She & Him' album is merely competent and painfully 'stage school'.

  • She's awesome.

    Awesome.

    • Hmmm

      I agree that she doesnt seem to have much of a voice but the album works quite well i think.

      Although without the excellent production i think it would fall pretty flat.

  • i'm slightly dismayed by the fact...

    ...that scene kids will by the record regardless because scarlett is hot. that can only lead to other celeb types to think that this is a good idea.

  • i see what you did there

  • it's really good

    she's not a great singer but the songs are great and the production is really nice

  • its nearly as bad

    as the stooges 'the weirdness'

    • hmm

      Wasn't too impressed with the album but Sitek makes it listenable

  • Am I the only person

    That thought that the production was shit? It's just a sort of late-Cocteau-Twins-
    at-their-worst-but-not-as-good sort of wisy washy crap. And I like the Cocteau Twins. And Tom Waits. And Scarlett Johansson.

    Well maybe the production isn't shit. Maybe it's just her voice that ruins it. Sounds kind of like a bored teenager. In her bedroom.

  • Anyone

    Who bought this is a mong. why on earth would you want to buy some bimbo idiots vanity project?

    • I don't think she's stupid

      Just because she is pretty doesn't mean she is a bimbo idiot.

  • She can't sing at all

    Tracks I've heard seemed ok, decent enough production, but not my cup of tea anyway.

    I'll admit to only checking it out because she is so unbelievably fine.

    • she was better

      in the new york dolls. but tom waits just gets better with age. roll on 27th july.