I just flooded the bathroom because i forgot the bath taps were running :(
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APART from writing incoherent thread titles?
good title
doesn't your bath have an overflow to prevent this kind of thing
no
if i'd closed the door it would have been like titanic when i opened it. quite exciting thought.
I laugh at you
Got glasto ticket. AMIRITE? Euch, ten minutes then I'm gone.
Have fun and be good Jabe ;)
x
fanx!
I greatly approve of that picture. I'll get off the internet now. bai internet! x
bye bye!
Nice work :)
For me it was trying to take something out of the oven without using a tea towel/oven gloves. I'm always doing that!
me too
i have a big burn mark on my arm from doing that. I always try to judge the distance between the oven and table and compare that to how long i can hold a hot tray without feeling the pain!
i always get it wrong
Haha!
I just genuinely forget that things out of the oven will be hot!
It doesn't take me long to remember though.
Knocked off a stack of CDs from the racks in an HMV the other day with my swinging bag.
Good times.
did you pick them up
or run away?
that always happens to me
I picked some of them up
There was a helpful girl who was already crouched down browsing the racks below the one I knocked off, and she helped me pick most of them up. To compound my situation of being a complete wazzock, I patted her on the top of the head and said thank you before hurtling my way out of the doors.
Is patting someone on the head ever and acceptable course of action? I doubt it.
it depends if she was
over the age of 10.
If their hair is on fire, yes.
Hahaha
That is brilliant, whether it's deemed acceptable or not!
you patted her on the head?!
I know.
I didn't know what to do! I'm going to glue my hands into my pockets.
and glue your bag to your chest.
No more swingy swingy, smashy smashy time.
If people start calling me Gluey, I will not be happy.
Unless she was a dog
Was she a dog?
or a midget.
a gentle pat would suffice
Trod on a belt buckle
twice in the same minute.
Ouch!
it could've been worse, it could've been lego!
or a plug
ouch i always do this
Or a rake
"uuurggghhh"
Once I trod on some of those seciturs (gardening snippy things) when I was a kid, cut my toe open. And stood on an upturned nail by mistake. That hurt.
Forgetting my straighteners were on
And picking them up by the ceramic bit... oucch.
Oh, and walking into a room where one of my friends and another guy were shagging, but they did not look like they were shagging (It wasn't very athletic sex) and chatting away to them, and they had to tell me to piss off. :S
ha ha ha
excellent
what were you talking about to them?
I was just blathering on about how shitty the party was
And who was shagging downstairs ... little did I know...
Digging a fork
into a toaster to retrieve a burnt slice of bread.
I was alerted to the Darwinist element of the enterprise when a housemate walked into the kitchen and yelled 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!' at my apparent suicide bid.
eh
I do this all the time?
Believing Turkey could beat Germany and placing money on it.
APART from writing incoherent thread titles?
good title
doesn't your bath have an overflow to prevent this kind of thing
no
if i'd closed the door it would have been like titanic when i opened it. quite exciting thought.
I laugh at you
Got glasto ticket. AMIRITE? Euch, ten minutes then I'm gone.
Have fun and be good Jabe ;)
x
fanx!
I greatly approve of that picture. I'll get off the internet now. bai internet! x
bye bye!
Nice work :)
For me it was trying to take something out of the oven without using a tea towel/oven gloves. I'm always doing that!
me too
i have a big burn mark on my arm from doing that. I always try to judge the distance between the oven and table and compare that to how long i can hold a hot tray without feeling the pain!
i always get it wrong
Haha!
I just genuinely forget that things out of the oven will be hot!
It doesn't take me long to remember though.
Knocked off a stack of CDs from the racks in an HMV the other day with my swinging bag.
Good times.
did you pick them up
or run away?
that always happens to me
I picked some of them up
There was a helpful girl who was already crouched down browsing the racks below the one I knocked off, and she helped me pick most of them up. To compound my situation of being a complete wazzock, I patted her on the top of the head and said thank you before hurtling my way out of the doors.
Is patting someone on the head ever and acceptable course of action? I doubt it.
it depends if she was
over the age of 10.
If their hair is on fire, yes.
Hahaha
That is brilliant, whether it's deemed acceptable or not!
you patted her on the head?!
I know.
I didn't know what to do! I'm going to glue my hands into my pockets.
and glue your bag to your chest.
No more swingy swingy, smashy smashy time.
If people start calling me Gluey, I will not be happy.
Unless she was a dog
Was she a dog?
or a midget.
a gentle pat would suffice
Trod on a belt buckle
twice in the same minute.
Ouch!
it could've been worse, it could've been lego!
or a plug
ouch i always do this
Or a rake
"uuurggghhh"
Once I trod on some of those seciturs (gardening snippy things) when I was a kid, cut my toe open. And stood on an upturned nail by mistake. That hurt.
Forgetting my straighteners were on
And picking them up by the ceramic bit... oucch.
Oh, and walking into a room where one of my friends and another guy were shagging, but they did not look like they were shagging (It wasn't very athletic sex) and chatting away to them, and they had to tell me to piss off. :S
ha ha ha
excellent
what were you talking about to them?
I was just blathering on about how shitty the party was
And who was shagging downstairs ... little did I know...
Digging a fork
into a toaster to retrieve a burnt slice of bread.
I was alerted to the Darwinist element of the enterprise when a housemate walked into the kitchen and yelled 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!' at my apparent suicide bid.
eh
I do this all the time?
Believing Turkey could beat Germany and placing money on it.
Uh-o-spaghetti-o.
It was still plugged in...