http://www.express.co.uk/ourpaper/view/2008-06-26
WHITE MEN! BANNED! FROM WORKING!
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look out!
your job's about to be taken by a coloured chap!
Good lord!
I do hope his papers are in order!
they actually used the word ethnics
on their front cover
Fucking hell!
Only just spotted that, have they ever been quite so blatant in their xenophobia before?
Frickin' amazing.
Am I ethnic?
am I in favour?
Huh?
How does this affect Princess Diana?
:D
Underrated post
'the greatest newspaper in thw world'
MASSIVE lol
In dan_thw world though, so it's kind of expected.
christ
that is subtle stuff
"QUEEN'S HAT IN ASCOT BETTING SCANDAL"
...
It'll all be linked to Princess Diana somehow too.
that sounds like the kind of thing I'd say! ;)
I cannot believe it says "ethnics"
that's pretty bad even by their standards.
'Miracle of drowned baby back from dead'
ZOMBIE OUTBREAK!
Brilliant!! Someone get me a shotgun!
did you see this headline
http://tinyurl.com/2a4b5d
HA!
Incredible!!!!! :D
:D
amazing
Shtting Hell
I'm actually rubbing my eyes.
that was my most successful
post ever on drownedinsound
When I told Devonmalcolm
that my grandpa used to read the daily express he spat at me. In full. In a pub.
It was probably just his pint was funny
and it happened at the wrong time.
The comments are equally magical
ENOCH POWELL, PROVED RIGHT YET AGAIN
26.06.08, 1:31pm
With every day that passes, this prophet man just keeps getting proved right.
• Posted by: redwhiteandblue • Report Comment
Red, white and blue?
How much more multicultural do you want to get?
TELL ME MORE, OH
GREAT PROPHET MAN
obviously you'd expect this stuff from the Express
but the Spectator let me down badly recently by describing the new Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill as "abolishing fathers"
women! and ethnics! gross!
:'(
Wild guess,
but did Mediawatch alert you to this?
I saw the 'paper in the shop this morning
but MW just reminded me of it, yeah.
Did I?
I think he meant my brother.
Don't you remember?
You just sent me an email saying that you were losing your jobs because of the Nottingham ethnics?
I don't want a freaking job
you can have my allocation :)
I like their constant gloom,
as evidenced by their overuse of 'now' in headlines.
NOW YOUR SHOPPING BILL HITS RECORD HIGH!
NOW THEY WANT TO FORCE US TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING!
NOW ETHNICS ARE TAKING YOUR JOBS!
NOW WOMEN ARE ANSWERING BACK!
NOW PRINCESS DIANA IS STILL DEAD!
NOW YOU SEE HIM
NOW YOU SEE HIM
NOW YOU SEE HIM
NOW YOU SEE HIM
the comments on here:
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/comments/viewall/49922
are quite staggering.
'GOOD POINT MADE. IF ONLY 15% OF THE UK POPULATION IS SCOTTISH, WHY ARE THERE ABSOLUTE DROVES OF THE MEALY-MOUTHED PARASITES LANGUISHING IN THE HOUSE OF CONMEN
26.06.08, 1:57pm
Yes, they are not known as The Scots Mafia for nothing.
I AM WHITE.
I AM ENGLISH.
AND I WAS DEFINITELY NOT PUT ON THIS PLANET TO TAKE ALL THIS UNADULTERATED CRAP FROM A BUNCH OF SHYSTERS LANGUISHING IN THE HOUSE OF CONMEN.'
the paranoia is just incredible. I fucking hate the Express, even more so than the Mail these days.
'house of conmen'
very clever.
B.LIAR
ZaNu-Labour
lolz etc.
It depresses me that people think they're being funny by using such shit nicknames. They're not clever, they're not cutting, they just make the user look like a retard.
I like how he manages to
convery anti-scot, anti-jew and anti-'ethnic' tendencies in the space of a couple of paragraphs. Good work.
*convey
sadly, it's par for the course
when it comes to the Express comments pages. 'Millions' of Express-reading numpties will be voting BNP in the future, apparently, and the country is currently governed by a gay, Scottish, Muslim cabal.
Only a fool would believe otherwise.
astounding
I knew 'ethnics' were taking our jobs, but now 'women' too?!?!
Yup
If it wasn't for you, I could be sitting in some poncey office knitting yoghurt for a government quango. YOU BITCH.
I've got my sights on your job
soon, Cornershop World will be full of Anti-Princess Diana Propaganda. Mwahahahahaha.
Brimful of ashen faced middle englanders
:D
I thought that said Woking.
Where does Princess Di come into it?
She stole Prince Charles's job as the king of our hearts.
^I blame Tim Henman
for stealing Maddie?
DEY TURK ERRR JERBS!!!
^ Mark Lawrenson
the 'satirical' cartoons are a thing of wonder
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/cartoon/506x345/2008-06-04.gif
spot the punchline.
w
t
f
indeed
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/cartoon/506x345/2008-05-23.gif
notice how everyone's constantly vibrating. There's a load of them here:
http://bigdaddymerk.co.uk/mailwatch/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1202
heehee
The only Express cartoon I can recall was from a few years ago, during the first series of The Apprentice. It was Sir Alan Sugar, sat at his desk. There were three types of egg on the desk, one of which was fried. He was pointing at the fried egg and saying "You're Fried".
oops
that was supposed to have quote marks
oh Christ
I remember that. Those cartoons are the most pathetic excuse for satire I've ever seen, even worse than Marcus Brigstocke.
I clicked on the astronomer
Don't normally follow this stuff, but come on - he is Britain's best (if not the world's!)
Here is his...uh...prediction if you're Sagittarius.
"The chances are, that others will complain about being poor, and try to make you feel guilty. Don’t be."
i'm leaving the internet for the rest of today
nothing will top that.
:D
incredible.
:D:D:D:D
Saw this in the shop earlier
It's now the wallpaper for my phone. Astounding, even for the Express.
can't be long
before they actually come out and admit to supporting the BNP. Most of their readers are already there anyway, it would seem.
That whole paper is a pisser though, from the irony-free claim to be 'THE WORLD'S GREATEST NEWSPAPER', to the constant moralising despite its owner's extremely dubious other interests, to the desperate '10P CHEAPER THAN THE MAIL... AND TEN TIMES BETTER'. If the Express was a dog it would be put down for being a cunt.
ha! that's exactly what this story is about
this is even better than IMMIGRANTS TAKE ALL NEW JOBS from earlier this year.