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Last night's GLASGOW DINNER

Zero hangover - I WIN!

What further activity did i miss after running away?

Did Craig Foley ever eat? Did Louise make everyone go to Buff? Did our bill ever arrive*?

* if it did, i owe whoever picked up the tab 4 bucks



  • Catriona found herself locked out of her flat

    on her return to Edinburgh and ended up having to sleep on John image_change's sofa :D

    • i deliberated falling asleep on the kitchen table when i got home,

      but at least i had my keys

    • must point out

      i would have offered her my bed if i'd changed the covers at some point in the last 2 months.

      actually, i probably shouldnt have mentioned that...

  • i'm sad!

    let's have another one today! i have money now!

    • Iain popped over to say hello too, btw.

      What a pleasant chap. I'll catch you soon anyway, no doubt.

      Lastly: wheatball = yum

      • aw iain!

        i haven't seen him in ages. and wheatballs! JEALOUS! :..(

        • FREE wheatballs at that

          • yeah!

            did they not bring your bill?? this happened to me one night but they remembered at the last second. and we were all too honest about it anyway.

            free food always tastes loads better!

            • they may have remembered, but i was long gone.

              So i might be in 4 pounds debt to someone here

              • I don't remember a bill coming over...

                • they never said anything

                  when i went in to use the toilet facilities.

                  • actually

                    they were like "what is it? have you lost something?" and i was like no, i just need to pee. thanks

                    • free dinner then? WOO!

                      • I wish I'd eaten now, just to get it free!

                      • not for me

                        I never got around to ordering food. That explains the really drunk.

                  • i'm not sure they bring your bill when you're on the john, though

                    • It's on the toilet paper

                      they're banking on the fact that anyone on a vegan diet will need to go for a shit at some point in the evening :D

                      • i never ate their shitty food

                        • but we got fed for free - sucks to be you!

                          • i got free drinks

                            Thanks! to people who bought me drinks.

                            • touche...

                              • wow!

                                annoying to think i could've gone after all with free food and drinks :(

  • I tried walking there but then I realised I wouldn't make it..

    ..until tomorrow.

    • i'll give you some advance warning for the BBQ

      and you can get your hiking boots on in appropriate time

  • i got fed

    too much whiskey when i went to watch the 2nd half of the football and never made it back, everything went upside-down face.

    • whisky??! without me??!?!

      upsider-downier face.

      That said, i am quite enjoying my hangover-free state

      • yeah

        we should definitely do something similar on a weekend for us working types!

        • you forget that i'll be a student again in 9 weeks ;)

          However yes: a weekend would result in a healthier following morning for all

          • And I would most likely

            be able to make it on a weekend :)

            • i think i got drunk and kept telling Catriona

              that i wish you could have come. I'm carrying out the dreaded pissed-mortem

              • :D

                I'll be there if the next one's on a weekend, I promise :)

      • im not sure

        if im hangover free. after the football, a crate of beer was bought. less than 5 hours sleep was had. 2l bottle opf irn bru was purchased on the way to work. all i need now is an EGGINABAP.
        but i feel ok.

        • i'm going to Mother India for lunch.

          Between that and all the lager, i'm well going to get the shits =(

  • fun night

    the awkwardness subsided after a while.

    overall: 7.3/10

    I imagine the others to still be festering in their pits.

  • OMGZ

    what was yes_ like?

    • male, of average height, slim, dark hair and 6 tentacles

    • I thought he looked like someone and said to pretty_vacant

      but I don't know if I should say in case it insults him. I don't even mean it in an insulting way, anyway.

      • i think i said he was like a fluffy hamster, again in a non-offensive way.

        I shouldn't have drank so much

    • I am basically Marc Almond's fluffy hamster.

  • uh oh

    • uh oh, UH OH

      it's the uh oh song

      • wowtimes

        i got really drunk after you left.

        • i got really drunk before i left, so we're square

          • i didn't realise you were drunk

    • spaghetti-o?

  • how long did it take before usernames were mentioned?

  • Hi!

    i have zero hangover, but the sense of doom at having to walk back to my flat and go into my letting agency looking extremely crumpled and tired prevails.

    Lovely too meet everyone and that though, i'd give it an 8.2 overall ;) my highlight was 'monorail cat pairs' :D

    did Tony and Tristan eventually do a duet or not? I'd have been sad to miss it :(

    • it wasn't amplified appropriately.

      I think they did it whilst we were chatting. Blame me.

      • i heard that one

        but i was sure there was going to be a more spectacular one after i left, tony was deliberately putting off leaving just for it :)

        • then alas i can be of no assistance to you enquiry

    • monorail cat pairs! <3

      the only duet we did was that "rehearsal", which was pretty spectacular if you ask me. we didn't mess up the lyrics, I did my deep Germanic voice and Josh provided an excellent back beat. I think if we attempted it a second time, it would've been awful.

      I think Tristan's upset that we didn't do a Nixa kiss at the end, however.

      but, yeah - we did it and you missed it, Chatty Cat! ;)

  • Hi!

    Yes, I do look like a fluffy hamster, mostly due to , my shaven head growing back in. It's rubbish.
    And yes, it was great!
    Sorry I couldn't go on to the club afterwards and kind of didn't say a proper goodbye. Basically I had drank too much on an empty stomach and would'ave made a huge embarrassment of myself if i'd stayed.

    But I still had a great time so cool! And everyone is cool! cool!

    • who went to Buff in the end?

      • Louise, Tristan, Craig, Jilly, Chris/John/Justin (whatever name he settled on)

        plus two other girls Louise invited named Laura and Lynsey, who are non-DiSers and thus irrelevant (not really, they're nice and very relevant).

        • Woah yeah I remember laura

          there you go.

          • yeah

            do you remember when James was air-humping behind her back when I was talking to her? meglolz

            • seems like i missed some eruptive eroticism

            • im appalled

              .

            • james brown?

              i didn't even get everyones names last night. everyone i spoke to was lovely. i'm glad i didn't get my chimp out. haha

              • my chimp. COME ON!

                • heh sorry

                  but due to lack of bonding between you and Dookit, he now thinks i'm his mum. and you let fihiki think MY chimps were your chimps.

                  • you did get your chim out, though

                    and rested him on your phone, like it was a sunbed!

                    • *chimp

                      • oh yeah

                        he's being all quiet today. i think he's pissed off that he wasn't allowed to chat to anyone, apart from me on the way home in the taxi (that's actually true). he's actually Josh's wee chimp but Josh totally neglect him, so i'm being the Aunt Vesta and having him round for a few days. Shake your whammy...

              • oh my, what did i walk away from??!

            • it was the 'get-in-there' sign

              and it was for pops

  • well, whatever

    i had an AMAZING time tidying clothes rails and restocking shoes for four hours last night. no really, it was exhilirating. SO THERE. :'(

    • :'(

      I really wish you could've come!

    • i managed to say

      "i wish Constellation was here" if anyone was listening.

      • or "i wish Contellation were here"

        even when i'm drunk i'm grammarly correct.

        • ^ i think that is funny

      • I heard you

        you said it when I was showing off my Moleskine and said "and this is the beginnings (or 'Dear Shona,') of a letter I was going to send to Constellation, but I wrote another, much more drunk one"

        • well remembered

          i hope people forget lots of what i said out loud. ph dear.

        • awww

          you guys :')

          i promise if someone organises that bbq thing, i will DEFINITELY make it.

  • MAJOR BUMP.

    :(

    • WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?

      • :(

        I have been on a training curse this week and will be on it all next week too - no internet connection = no DiS during the day. I am about most nights. I have posts like 30 times this whole week - I normally get that in a day.

        And it mademe miss this too. EPIC FAIL.

  • I was there

    'cept I had my invisibility cloak on

    • no you weren't

      you were wearing an I <3 Muff tshirt. we all saw you.

  • BUFF BUFF BUFF

    the dancing was pure wonderful

    • ah I was annoyed to miss that

      i've heard tristan is quite the mover.

      • it's a spectacular sight

      • craig foley was pulling some pretty impressive shapes

        by the way i never actually got that joke you told, i think by the time you got to the punch line my attention had drifted

        • ARTIE CHOKES THREE FOR A POUND IN SAFEWAY

          ARTICHOKES 3/£1 IN SAFEWAY

          • i didn't even hear the joke

            can you tell it again please?

            • I've basically ruined it.

              it's better done vocally as the idea is you string it out so much that the terrible punchline is funny. This is never the case, however.

              basically
              Man+wife
              Man wants to be -wife
              Goes to a bar, guy called artie says he'll kill wife for a pound
              arrange to meet at safeway
              artie chokes old woman, policeman and wife
              artie chokes three for a pound in safeway

              • someone told me this very joke the other day.

                AMAZING SCENES.

              • :D

              • :D

                • it took me about 10 minutes to tell

                  because craig foley kept saying "is artie a midget?" and "is he wearing a new york giants baseball cap" before revealing at the end he knew the joke all along.

              • ooooh

  • i had a nice time

    i wish it hadn't been ruined. i didn't want to leave so soon.

  • i wish i lived in gla

    this sounds way fun :(

    • I wish you lived in GLA

      Life would be way fun :(

      • not that it isn't fun with all you other dudes, of course

        *back pedal*

  • i want to rewind

    and do it again being cool.

  • ...

    Sorry truffles had to do a wander as she was feeling a tad poorly :( she is all a fine sorry if didnt get to say bye to anyone at end of night.

    question.who ended up in which bed?

    • I ended up in mine as I didn't go.

      BIG FUCKING SHITE. WHEN IS THE BBQ. I WILL BE THERE YOU BUNCH OF BASTARDS. :)

  • Wow, this is like, not fair or something?

    I want to went to it.

    Where was my invite? I know where Glasgow is and that.

    Thanks a million, seriously, thanks a million.

  • i think i embarrassed myself

    I also paid quite a lot of the bill tho!

    • So YOU paid the bill?

      Alistair owes you one

    • i know i embarrased myself

      since i am embarrassed. thanks for paying the bill, even though i didn't get food.

  • Was weird/nice meeting y'all.

    :S/:)

    • you too!

    • you too!

    • you too!

      &everyone else. i think i was really intimidated to be with such a high concentration of cool people. i'm not used to it.

      • :)

        Everyone was sort of how I expected them to be. In a weird way, I thought geberally people wouldn't be how I expected them to be, which is illogical really.

  • Aw, man

    I just remembered that I didn't get to strip down to my pants, write "HELL" on my chest in vegan food and do Nick the Stripper :(

  • I'm pretty disappointed I wasn't there.

    I feel I should be part of the Glasgow DiS Young Team.

    Nevermind.

    In future time maybe...

    ...I live in hope.

    • One day soon!

      PS: Your profile picture = :'''D

      • Can it be this Monday or Tuesday night 'cause I'll so be there!

        Re: profile picture - I now have that as a t-shirt, it's goes well with my ginger persona.

        :D

        • BBQ to be arranged for July / August, weather depending.

          I'll get on the case with organising it when i'm back from Skye

  • 'Reet - Tristan i owe you 4 bucks,

    as it was only my sandwich that was tabbed, the rest i paid for in cash.

    PM me a PayPal account or something and i'll chuck it over