-people who leave two empty seats by the window and sit in the aisle seat on packed, rush hour trains. you are W@NKERS. really, truly selfish, i dont understand the mindset of these poeple and how they cannot be embarassed to be so openly inconsiderate.
-people walking really slowly infront of me, especially at packed, rush hour train stations, GET OUT OF THE WAY, SOME PEOPLE NEED TO GET TO WORK! especially annoying when you are trying to overtake them and are obviously trying to rush behind them, and they meander along, oblivious.
- industrial mayonnaise :(
- people putting my bloody food in the bin before im finished. I HAD 3 BITES of a lamb kebab at the bbq we did yesterday, then some twit binned it.
also happened at my family/southampton birthday bbq this weekend
grrrrrr
oh yeah, i mean to say,
you?
no i haven't annoyed you much yet today
My boss phoning in sick
and two other people being off, leaving me and one other person to stop this company collapsing!
Then get off the bloody internet
and do your job if it's THAT bad
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!
are you?
you really shouldn't eat
bloody lamb, it's not good for you x
yes it is
it's the best for you!
mmmm
lamb's blood
it's very sacrificial don't you know!
solution:
http://www.cuttingedgemartialartssupplies.co.uk/product960/
i'd love to have a massive sword
that one looks pretty compact
great for people on the go!
people walking really slowly infront of me, especially at packed, rush hour train stations
I do that. Sorry, but I don't like to rush
im always in a rush, as im always late.
This is everyone else's fault
no, its mine
I'm always in a rush and not late.
I'm 6'2" - I have a long stride. GET OUT OF THE WAY SHORT PEOPLE!!!!
:D
^^ this is my problem
one of my steps is the equivalent to two 'normal' peoples (science-FACT)
It's called rush hour for a reason
all the stories of people talking during Radiohead last night
honestly if they do that tonight, they might get a laying down when radiohead play i will!
do you reckon we can sit down?
i best imagine this gig siting down
well we can sit on the ground, but i'd quite like to get in a bit to watch it
there are screens and evrything, though i hear they aren't massive...
ok, but my feet hurt
I'm scared of walking around in London,
it sounds like everyones going to shout at me. In Manchester you walk HOW you want, WHEN you want.
im living in reading at the mo
do you hate it more in London?
that first one is ok
how is it ok, HOW?
i hate hate hate selfish people.
what's the problem?
It's a little annoying but it's not too difficult to get past them and sit down
its blatent inconsideration
and if the other side is packe doyu have to climb over people.
why make people do that? why not just sit at the window? because they want the whole three seats to themselves.
c*nts
If they were lying across the three seats, you might have a point
If not, you don't.
i do
especially when they put their bags there.
THE AREN'T ENOUGH SEATS ALREADY, WITHOUT YOU TAKING UP THREE!
Well if they put their bags there, that's different
but you didn't mention that.
Yeah, you didn't say that.
I still don't get why you can't just tell them to move their shit and sit down nearer the window.
you can
but you shouldnt have to!
the
'people walking slowly in front of you' gets me every single day. Working on Oxford Street does not help.
that's where the kerb
balancing act comes into its own
I've found a couple of cheeky
short cuts which keep walking on Oxford Street itself to a minimum. I constantly find myself imagining flinging them out of the way into an oncoming bus, then I take a deep breath and step around them.
I work
just off oxford street! I've probably walked slow in front of you! Jeez, just chill out man, why is everything a rush? Relax and smell the roses.
because I'm a busy
man, with busy things to do.
number 1 is the WORST
i want to hit those people
i really want to confront those people, give them a sarky comment as i aks them to move up (i dont e
but i hate confrontation :(
i might invest in a cattle prod
just to cut out that awkward part where you are standing there going 'ahem' waiting for them to MOVE THE FUCK UP
TRU DAT
its not happened yet, but it will
I can see the window cleaners next door, and by default I have closed the curtains and turned the volume down on the computer. No I do not have £21 for you today. plzfuckoffthxbye
ha ha really sorry but:
I usually try sit in the aisle seat as I have long legs and it is better than being cramped next to the window.
I always walk slow, especially on the underground, especially in the mornings! I'm not in a particular rush to get to work and think people should really chill out! Is it bad I quite like thinking that some stressed cunt in a suit is behind me getting really worked up?! :0
I also
sometimes whistle whilst i'm ambling along :)
what about a scuffy short girl
whose legs make walking to work take longer than normal peopel and who worrys about being late to her new job?
:(
Sorry!
It was far too hot on the bus into work today
and I was all sweaty by 9.05. :'(
What's wrong with the people who want an aisle seat? You can still get to the other seats!
They obviously just don't want to be stuck in by the window. It's not like they've put their bag on those other seats, is it?
often, yeah
woman this morning, yeah
Well tell the mto move it.
I have no time for people putting their bags on the seats unless it's the most empty of carriages.
Even then it just seems unnecessary.
why is it unnecessary when tyhe carriage is not busy?
i dont like to put my bag on the floor if i can avoid it as it gets dirty/falls over and all my stuff falls out.
having it opn my lap means i cant read the paper
The fact I had to get up this morning
Well, this afternoon. Either way - quite annoying.
And there's NO FUCKING ORANGE JUICE
:@ :@ :@
nothing has annoyed me today
I walk slowly, but not at rushhour..I'm normally still in bed :)
My supervisor's out of office message
"I am out of ofice, due to return tomorrow. For an request please contact incorrect email address :)"
Absolutely shocking.
You
did do the simple thing and ask the person sat in the aisle seat if they wouldn't mind moving though, right?
What?
Why do that when you can post about not doing it on the internet when you get into the office?
Only
if you can get past the people that haven't realised that you have somewhere to go and need to get there quicker than anyone else, that is...
but slow walking people
are really, really annoying!!
You'd hate me, then
I kind of lope along like Mr Soft off of that mint advert </1993>
You're much bigger than me
so I'd probably just grumble really quietly whilst trying to overtake you.
Get out!
In my mind you're about 6' 10"
I'm 5' 9"
Am I well built in your mind? I think I could get to like the giant me that exists only in your mind!
not 'quicker than everyone else'
just faster than asnail and on time to work.
Leaving my MP3 player on
all night and not realising. Then this morning it lasted for 30 seconds then died.
i feel your pain man :(
I fell asleep listening to mine last night
then woke up at 4am with it still playing and now I have one bar of battery to see me through the day!
But looking on the bright side
It's been on charge at work so I get it on the way home.
We can't charge ours at work!
If you put anything into a USB socket you get an angry phone call from I.T. or the Police - depending on what you put in there.
(I don't have a mains charger)
Facist IT departments suck
Fortunately, ours are utter rubbish so wouldn't know a USB from an MBE.
i realised i had forgot to transfer money for the rent to my other account, just as i sat down with my breakfast, so i did that. which meant that my tea got cold before i could drink it which annoyed me A LOT cause i have a sore throat and was hoping the tea would make it all better.
all those..
things really p*ss me off too, I usually walk at a snail's pace but when i'm late for work and i have all these rich toffs meandering in front of me (i work in high st ken at the mo) it does my head in. Some people have to bloody work for f**ks sake! (it comes from deep rooted jelousy - i wish i didn't have to work...)
But then today i realised you can't walk fast in heels. It was a damning revelation as i realised i was half an hour late and had to 'totter' looking like a reeeet twat.
Also people who can't spell 'jealousy'
.
getting about 3 hours of proper sleep
thanks to the mouse that has decided to come back and see me again, and start chewing stuff in the corner of my room. i started throwing things in its general direction to get it to fuck off.
also didn't happen today, but on double-decker buses when people a) stand around the bottom of the stairs even though there are seats upstairs meaning it gets really crowded downstairs and b) stand at the top of the stairs, giving the impressions that there are no seats to be had, even though there are. DIE!
you should play mousie mousie