yeah.The only reason you should is so that she'll know how strong it is and know not to go guzzlying the stuff later on in life,in a club-situation with some fucker who'd take advantage,ya know?
what we did if we couldn't get anyone to buy for us was buy sneaky icky "imported" stuff from someone's cousin's mate or something. like 96% and get drunk on that.
in my opinion you're better off helping her out and showing her that you're on her side and she can trust you, so she'll actually listen to what you say to her in the future.
Hey, Tristan! Remember the time I had tea with you and your mum??? Or watched you and your dad eat fish??? And he drove us up the Moors??? REMEMBER????????
buy her alcohol
^ this
^this
do it.
you can buy me alcohol while you're at it. :P
what kind?
Buy her alcohol
WITHIN REASON
I've never heard of that, is it a spirit?
Buy her some?
make profit
^ this
If she's drinking with (girl)friends,
and at one of their houses,then yes.Safe situation like.
Otherwise,no.
I thought you
were going to take that somewhere else...
yeah she is
but i don't wanna go behind my dad's back, especially since he'd probably buy her some. I suspect she's asking me so I'll get her more/stronger stuff.
Should I refuse to buy her spirits and stuff?
yeah
spirits r gay
Well,honestly,
yeah.The only reason you should is so that she'll know how strong it is and know not to go guzzlying the stuff later on in life,in a club-situation with some fucker who'd take advantage,ya know?
no
don't refuse
what we did if we couldn't get anyone to buy for us was buy sneaky icky "imported" stuff from someone's cousin's mate or something. like 96% and get drunk on that.
in my opinion you're better off helping her out and showing her that you're on her side and she can trust you, so she'll actually listen to what you say to her in the future.
yeah but what if i get her whatever she wants
and then she gets stupidly drunk and is ill. then everyone is like "where did you get it from?"
does she want WKD?
lolz
...
at 16? wow VERY late bloomer.
ask how her vains are and when the next child is due.
:)
yeah, buy it for her
one of her friends probably looks old enough to get sold at 16 though. i got sold then without ID.
ask her to clean your shoes for you
in exchange.
buy it.
put Rohypnol in it.
lesson learned.
He has to rape her too
so she gets the full extent of the drinkers nightmare, non?
he doesn't have to rape her
just make sure she feels like she's been raped.
^ knows
I'm an expert
*ex-spurt
I see you are picking up from graham.
I see it the other way round
unless that was a gay joke. IN YOUR ENDO, or something.
No, no.
Not a gay joke. WOULD I STOOP SO LOW?
I know I would
but enough about Graham
Just you wait!
until he gets his hands on you
r thigh!
*rowan hypnol
But yeah, I've met your sister
and she doesn't seem like an idiot.
Buy her some.
Or else tell her to come visit meeeeee, where the drinking age is 16.
OOH GET YOU WITH YOUR INTIMAE KNOWLEGE OF TRISTAN'S FAMILY OMGLOL
Yeah.. (H)
Hey, Tristan! Remember the time I had tea with you and your mum??? Or watched you and your dad eat fish??? And he drove us up the Moors??? REMEMBER????????
yep!
also, you haven't seen my sister drunk. Anyway, it's more the betraying my dad's trust I'm bothered about than the her getting drunk!
Oh, right... That's fair.
Umm... Tell her to cut her hair and lend her your ID.
cruel!
Oh. It wasn;t meant to be cruel, if that helps?
No.
It's illegal for a start.
*tart
jabe is on form
*online
was I ever not?
What's for a finish?
depends where she's drinking it
pervert
Buy it.
what else are older brothers for.
It's not even illegal if she drinks it at your house
Just
make sure she's sober enough to get to mines tonight ;)
you do realise both education and the service sector have reached yorkshire, right?
.
i got asked by some 14 year old welsh chavs last night to 'get us a 4pound bottle of vodka will you...!?'
i declined.
now if they'd asked for stolichnaya on the other hand...
and tristan, buy her some tinnies....you know it's the right thing...
:)
pix plz
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trust