- Portsmouth Harbourcoat
- Southampton Central Rain
Any more?
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a million replies.
:(
stop being such a chrisjabe!
I don't understand the question.
this one goes out to the one i love-rpool lime street
10/10
losing my oxford circus.
did I do that right?
Radio Free Euston
Yeah, pretty much.
It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Gare du Midi)
my god, I'm amazing at this.
What's the frequency of passengers, Kenneth?
what's the frequency, kennington?
Oval way to Reno
E-bow the Lemmington Spa
Everybody Hurts Leeds Central Station
I'm so incredible at this.
Man on the O'Connell Street.
This is probably the best game I've ever played.
oh wow
I just thought of another amazingly hilarious one:
Southern Central TRAIN!
(get it? as opposed to Southern Central Rain? get it?)
I totally want to be your friend next year now.
What? the Frequency, carriage?
Take a break, poster 8
No!
I'm on fire.
Orange Crush Edinburgh Waverley.
Brilliant.
Beat a Brum (at Birmingham New Street)
Not as good as any of mine.
No way.
stand in the platform your-train-is-departing-from
Orange St Pancrush
oh dear
sitting stoke-on-trent
seven (chinese) sisters
Swan Swan Huddersfield
Strange Coventries
Can't Get There from Hereford
feeling Grimsby's pull
Disturbance at the Heron Quays
DLR stations are allowed right?
blaitently
king of birmingham new street
gardening at newbury park
The Great Beyond (Anywhere past Newcastle Central)
I totally want to be your friend next year now.
Micheal stripe
(like the stripe a few trains might have on them)
Rapid eye movement
(like what would happen if you fell asleep on a train)
Brilliant.
Also:
Get Up
(like you would when it's your stop)
i can't believe its come to this
try not to breathe
(like you would if the person stood next you in a crowded tube carriage passed wind)
Bill ocean spray red Berry flavour
(like you might drink on the 11.24 to London Bridge)
Losing my religion
(like what would happen if your holy book fell out of your bag on a train. Whilst technically you wouldn't be losing your religion, it would be symbolic of such)
Shiny happy people
(like everybody is on a train, because trains are really good fun)
Bad Day (Amended Album Version)
(sometimes you're having a bad day and you get on a train and it's like you're having a bad day on the train even though it's not because you're on a train your day has just been pretty mediocre)
half a world away
(because when you get a off a train you are usually metaphorically "half a world away". The literal journey undertaken whilst onboard could be reflected more significantly in the personal journey of the individual such as a walkabout or pilgrimage. Also if you took the trans-siberian railway from one end to the other, you would almost be "half a world away" from your original destination, but moreso in the difference in cultures and peoples of respective ends)
god i'm spent
that pun will stand as a monolith for future generations
The Great Beyond
(because even though getting on a train usually involves knowing what your destination is, a recurring motif throughout american literature and cinema of the 20th century has been that of the vagrant hopping on a train with no fixed destination in mind, in order to travel across the massive expanse that is the usa and although this sets them apart from the average train-user, the vagrant still remains an entirely valid and integral user of trains)
you've just given me an idea
spill.
I see I took this thread far too seriously
when I replied
Salisbury Sidewinder Central
Perfect Circle Line.
How The West Kensington Was Won And Where It Got Us
I'll Take The Rainers Lane
WaterLoosing My Religion
What's The Frequency, Kennington
The Great Portland Street Beyond
Perfect Circle Line
(K)Nights(Bridge)wimming
bah, i didn't see this one
couldnt stay cool.
already been done
fail
Canary WHalf A World Away?
Chance(eryLane)
Gardening At Night(sbridge <-- again)
Magnetic North Acton
Man On The Moonument
Belong(don Bridge)
Wolves Lower Sydenham Rail Station
all the way to Richmond
(you're going to be late as the district line sucks)
Northern Line is a unfit for Livestock though.
( Magnetic Northern line)
( Magnetic Northern line)
Monty Got a Penalty Fare on the Way to Deal
After He Had To Run For His Train and Didn't Have Time to Buy A Ticket
a million replies.
:(
stop being such a chrisjabe!
I don't understand the question.
this one goes out to the one i love-rpool lime street
10/10
losing my oxford circus.
did I do that right?
Radio Free Euston
Yeah, pretty much.
It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Gare du Midi)
my god, I'm amazing at this.
What's the frequency of passengers, Kenneth?
what's the frequency, kennington?
Oval way to Reno
E-bow the Lemmington Spa
Everybody Hurts Leeds Central Station
I'm so incredible at this.
Man on the O'Connell Street.
This is probably the best game I've ever played.
oh wow
I just thought of another amazingly hilarious one:
Southern Central TRAIN!
(get it? as opposed to Southern Central Rain? get it?)
I totally want to be your friend next year now.
What? the Frequency, carriage?
Take a break, poster 8
No!
I'm on fire.
Orange Crush Edinburgh Waverley.
Brilliant.
Beat a Brum (at Birmingham New Street)
Not as good as any of mine.
No way.
stand in the platform your-train-is-departing-from
Orange St Pancrush
oh dear
sitting stoke-on-trent
seven (chinese) sisters
Swan Swan Huddersfield
Strange Coventries
Can't Get There from Hereford
feeling Grimsby's pull
Disturbance at the Heron Quays
DLR stations are allowed right?
blaitently
king of birmingham new street
gardening at newbury park
The Great Beyond (Anywhere past Newcastle Central)
I totally want to be your friend next year now.
Micheal stripe
(like the stripe a few trains might have on them)
Rapid eye movement
(like what would happen if you fell asleep on a train)
Brilliant.
Also:
Get Up
(like you would when it's your stop)
i can't believe its come to this
try not to breathe
(like you would if the person stood next you in a crowded tube carriage passed wind)
Bill ocean spray red Berry flavour
(like you might drink on the 11.24 to London Bridge)
Losing my religion
(like what would happen if your holy book fell out of your bag on a train. Whilst technically you wouldn't be losing your religion, it would be symbolic of such)
Shiny happy people
(like everybody is on a train, because trains are really good fun)
Bad Day (Amended Album Version)
(sometimes you're having a bad day and you get on a train and it's like you're having a bad day on the train even though it's not because you're on a train your day has just been pretty mediocre)
half a world away
(because when you get a off a train you are usually metaphorically "half a world away". The literal journey undertaken whilst onboard could be reflected more significantly in the personal journey of the individual such as a walkabout or pilgrimage. Also if you took the trans-siberian railway from one end to the other, you would almost be "half a world away" from your original destination, but moreso in the difference in cultures and peoples of respective ends)
god i'm spent
that pun will stand as a monolith for future generations
The Great Beyond
(because even though getting on a train usually involves knowing what your destination is, a recurring motif throughout american literature and cinema of the 20th century has been that of the vagrant hopping on a train with no fixed destination in mind, in order to travel across the massive expanse that is the usa and although this sets them apart from the average train-user, the vagrant still remains an entirely valid and integral user of trains)
you've just given me an idea
spill.
I see I took this thread far too seriously
when I replied
Salisbury Sidewinder Central
Perfect Circle Line.
How The West Kensington Was Won And Where It Got Us
I'll Take The Rainers Lane
WaterLoosing My Religion
What's The Frequency, Kennington
The Great Portland Street Beyond
Perfect Circle Line
(K)Nights(Bridge)wimming
bah, i didn't see this one
couldnt stay cool.
already been done
fail
Canary WHalf A World Away?
Chance(eryLane)
Gardening At Night(sbridge <-- again)
Magnetic North Acton
Man On The Moonument
Belong(don Bridge)
Wolves Lower Sydenham Rail Station
all the way to Richmond
(you're going to be late as the district line sucks)
Northern Line is a unfit for Livestock though.
( Magnetic Northern line)
( Magnetic Northern line)
Monty Got a Penalty Fare on the Way to Deal
After He Had To Run For His Train and Didn't Have Time to Buy A Ticket
don't go back to (raynes park)
Horse to Canada Water
West Ruslip of the Fields
Near Wild Hampstead
bump....
UP!
pooor!
UJ you suck
leave me alone,
its been a...
bad day
im just detracting from the thread now
so i'll shut up
booo!
get off the stage!
we walk
instead of getting trains
Knightsbridgeswimming?
done it
X
yeah
i saw now