you're an old man, and a pervert!

you're about as interesting as a dry-stone wall and stand out as much as a fly on the Gherkin!

codswallop is a self-infatuated cocksucker!

there's some places even this DiSer won't go

a bored disser on a saturday morning can't even summon up the energy to call me a cunt.

This is a low. i'm off.

brusma, you're a pathetic weed of a man with no sense of hygiene, no ambition and an aversion to razors

you're a shameless cocktease and you enjoy it more than a sane woman should!

you're a show-off egotistical pillock who thought his "crazy" hair made him look special but in reality just made everyone think he was a conceited fuck

hmmm, lemme think

seeing as i've already slagged you off without any motivation and felt like a moron doing so...are you sure you want me to have a go? i will if you so wish...?

you're so socially retarded you got rejected as an outcast by Games Workshop!

europeancakeghost, you're perenially living in the shadow of more interesting DiSers, the most exciting part of your day is when someone mistakes you for lemonbrickcombo, until they realise lemonbrickcombo could never be THIS DULL

i notice that you've got a huge long profile page? is this because you're a beluded wanker who believes that everyone who sees one of your posts is that interested in you, because we're not, you human manifestion of a yawn and a snore!

you're a pretentious snob, but secretly your disgust for the more misogynist/tories on the board is merely a front to hide the fact you secretly want some sexist, bright-blue conservative dick up your arse.

please reveal my inner self to me by insulting me, etc

helene, your raging against DiS perves was just a front to cover for the fact you weren't getting enough attention! you hoped to encourage the weirdoes to message you with disgusting shit so you'd have material to fap off to because your disgusting Encyclopaedia Dramatica stuff just didn't titilate any more