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maidstone vs maidenhead, woking vs wokingham etc

what other crappy seeming places do you get mixed up?



  • minehead and maidenhead

    more than maidstone.

    • ^ this

      i thought maidenhead was on the coast in kent

  • i come from wokingham!

    don't call it crappy!

    • manchester and

      a place in norfolk called godmanchester
      unbelievable

    • it's not great really, is it

      :p

    • The only good thing about Wokingham...

      ...is that it is not Bracknell. Is it still Fight Night every Friday in the carpark outside that shitty nightclub they have?

    • I come from Woking!

      Call it as crappy as you like!

  • batman (the hero)

    and the town in Turkey (Batman)

  • margate and ramsgate

    which is which? what's the different

    also, ashford in middlesex and ashford in kent

    • See also: Hayes

      Just name it something different, you lazy place-naming fucks.

      • :D

      • ...

        Hayes is the worst, due to it being IN THE SAME BLOODY CITY as the other Heyes.

    • i live in margate!

      margate is at the top of the most eastern bit of kent that sticks out, ramsgate at the bottom.

      i also used to live in staines [ssh!] which is next to ashford in middlesex....which is very chavvy!

    • Ashford in Kent

      is a huge pile of shite.

  • Kingsbury

    and Queensbury. I can never remember which stop is first on the Jubilee Line.

    Also London and Paris.

  • Chobham and Cobham

    Woking and Wokingham I also got confused.
    Hants and Northants.

    • Northants is just North of Hants

  • Farnham and Farnborough

    • Farnham is nice

      Farnborough is a terrible shithole

      • I can remember in Farnborough

        a man died in his flat above KFC and they only noticed when he began rotting and seeping through the ceiling.
        It still has Quarantine though, but no longer the cashpoint just round the corner from it.

      • Nonetheless they both begin with Farn.

    • farnworth

      • Mother-fuck!

        Don't give me another one.

  • Gillingham and Gillingham,

    Always have a problem with those two for some reason.

    • I'm not surprised that myjoke fell on deaf ears.

  • HOW DARE YOU CALL MAIDENHEAD CRAPPY?!?!?!?11??!?

    oh wait, actually, you are complete right, if anything, thats a massive understatement. it is annoying when people think its in kent tho

    • ...

      I thought Maidenhead was quite a nice little town. If you have the money to make something out of your time there. Like leave, regularly.

      • I will be leaving when I have enough money

        for the bright lights of Reading or High Wycombe.

  • It amuses me

    how in the 16th Century, Maidenhead was slang for virginity.

    • that is the most interesting thing about Maidenhead

  • whitchurch and whitchurch and whitchurch

    Torquay and Torbay.

    Dewsbury and Didsbury. ALL the time.