cos everyone here either has shaved head with gel, or a storebought topcunt haircut

"who's the fit new girl?"
today. little do they know i don't get much exercise at all. i think people think i am weird if they talk to me, because i smile a lot and am quite apologetic. i would ask someone here what their first impressions of me were but i'm far too scared.

think I'm very serious and very posh.

They're correct.

..good on your friend though.
I don't think you're weird. Not in a bad way anyway. You're clearly not rubbish.

I don't think I've overheard anyone talking about me, and I think I like things that way. I'm sure I've annoyed enough people IRL to have mixed reactions.

She's on reception. She's a foreign, I think. Austillllllian, maybe.

Fit though. I said 'Hello' to her today. I don't think that constitutes flirting. I might say 'See you Monday!' when I leave the office this evening.

Working in an office: it never gets boring.

less than a month to go till new job. Wonder what i'll be dubbed?

So, you have big boobs. Thats not a bad thing is it?

unremarkable boobs.

as the resident grumpy, impatient, socially inept northern twat. Every good office should have one.

which worries me. I don't want to have an air of false intelligence and seem conceited or anything.

either I've been incredibly drunk or you have. So in conclusion, I don't know.

Hope that helps.

i recently took a TV home from work that I'd been given by a colleague who was going overseas. My housemate and I came in on a saturday, went to my staff tea room, loaded the tv onto a trolley and walked out, to be asked on the door if 'everything was OK?' by security. I showed my work badge, said it was my tv i was picking up, and could they hold the door for me so I could drop the trolley off once I'd loaded the tv into my car.

When I told people about this at morning tea break, people said 'only you Jake!'. I was confused. It's not that cheeky to ask security to hold a door for you is it? Even if you have just been challenged?

Anyway. I'm seen as the youngster at work (I am 5 years younger than the next youngest guy to be fair), and fairly 'cheeky' to boot, but 'good with people' as well. As opposed to my old work, where I was the sullen messy one who doesn't talk to anyone. Perplexing.

Incidentally, I'm machining some perspex in a minute. Perspexing.

There is literally only me though, so I don't get too excited.

Someone once bought me a Kraftwerk LP cause I was dressed in a red shirt and black tie. Yes!

and that i dont like them.

they're correct

i was told that one of the girls fancied me. on her last day i asked her if it was her. it was funny. for me at least.

id rather most people think i was weird than a LEGEND MATE!

but yeah you dont seem weird. you are nice!

I am sure I was always known as the ridiculously happy girl with the big chest when I was at work.

the students used to delight in asking if words were spelt with a double D arf arf
little did they know I wear an F

better to be wierd than never noticed i'd say

She is quite remarkable. Her parents left her with friends when she was 9 and she did GCSEs and A-Levels by correspondence. She has also driven a car illegally for 6 years (she is 19).

Unfortunately she is white and talks with a bit of a rude boy patois. It is incredibly annoying as she is ever so pretty.

I only know you as a drunk or when I'm drunk so I can't judge you.

If you're like you are when drunk when you're at work, though, I guess someone would probably use the word 'weird' but I don't think you should consider it a bad thing.