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I was abused by two middle-aged women in McDonalds today

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? by Zapsta

Definitely, definitely a new low.

Zapsta | 13 Jun '08, 22:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

The other day I was pursued by a little kid

who was shouting, in a violent, thuggish fashion: "can I kiss you?" I think he was just trying to bully me into paedophilia or something, I can think of no other explanation. Anyway, his friends kept on giggling behind. I just pretended I couldn't hear, kept on walking straight ahead without looking behind me, and eventually he gave up.

In retrospect, I should probably have hit the little fucker. There was a 98% chance he didn't have a knife.

MelesMeles | 13 Jun '08, 22:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i had a similar problem one time in the park

so i accidentily kicked a football in his face and he went off crying.
the end.

prof-kitsch | 13 Jun '08, 22:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I accidentally kicked a football in the face of the 5-year-old daughter

of the man my mum was once trying to sell a bike to. I was playing football in the street outside my house, I saw the man and his daughter arrive, I instantly started saying to myself "Don't kick the ball in her face, don't kick the ball in her face" and then I kicked the ball in her face.

Zapsta | 13 Jun '08, 22:23 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i know man

its just there ,and youre like "itd be wrong for me not to hurt this child alot".

prof-kitsch | 13 Jun '08, 22:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

No, it's like

you think of the worst thing that could possibly happen, then you just can't prevent it from happening.

Zapsta | 13 Jun '08, 22:28 | Send note | Report this | Reply

sexually?

davoirgoir | 13 Jun '08, 22:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

God knows

I was trying to put my sister's birthday present back in its plastic bag, but then I worried that I'd distort it by forcing it in, so I took it out again only to here them shout "He's taking it out again now!". Then, as I left, they shouted "BYE!". For all I know, it could have been going on for ages before that. I wasn't paying much attention. It was very surreal.

Zapsta | 13 Jun '08, 22:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

what happened?

brusma | 13 Jun '08, 22:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I was trying to put my sister's birthday present back in its plastic bag, but then I worried that I'd distort it by forcing it in, so I took it out again only to here them shout "He's taking it out again now!". Then, as I left, they shouted "BYE!". For all I know, it could have been going on for ages before that. I wasn't paying much attention. It was very surreal.

Zapsta | 13 Jun '08, 22:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

oh zapsta

brusma | 13 Jun '08, 22:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

being in McDonalds?

you have my pity.

soapy | 13 Jun '08, 22:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I was only went in for a table

to write my sister's birthday card (y)

Zapsta | 13 Jun '08, 22:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Actually, it was made up for half an hour later

by the 50-year-old ticket collector at the train station checking my ticket and saying "Yeah, that's cool".

Zapsta | 13 Jun '08, 22:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

i got shouted at by this woman from basildon when i was in norwich town centre the other day

not sure why but she said something about my jeans i think, then her daughter got in on the act. nice that it runs in the family isnt it?

regular occurance for me im afraid :(

fucktherave | 13 Jun '08, 22:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Zapsta | 13 Jun '08, 22:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

yeah thats right

i get shouted at by peoeople i dont know more than you do, deal with it!

fucktherave | 13 Jun '08, 22:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

peoeople

fucktherave | 13 Jun '08, 22:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply


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