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time to MTFU and get a woman

to be honest im leaning towards chestyheavens...

http://conjugalharmony.com/browse.html

Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life. Lets chat!



  • teardrop, pls

    "Convictions: Murder but it wasn't like that i got setup by my pimp and his frenz."

    good enough for me

    • ooh, or maybe babyboo

      her picture looks well myspace.

      "Convictions: Drug trafficking and murder plus some small stuff."

      i like "some small stuff".

  • Your links are always GOLD

    Name: Teardrop

    Age: 19

    State: Mississippi

    Convictions: Murder but it wasn't like that i got setup by my pimp and his frenz.

  • the FAQ is great...

    What's so great about getting married to someone in prison?

    If you're anything like us, you're controlling. With Conjugal Harmony, we take out the guess work. You don't have to hire a private detective to know where your spouse is, who they're hanging out with, or ever wonder if you're being cheated on. By marrying a convict inside the prison system you can rest easy knowing that the state is looking out for you, and that you will be free of the nagging, shopping trips and extra-marital oversight so stifling to your relationship.

    • they can still cheat on you

    • "By marrying a convict inside the prison system you can rest easy knowing that the state is looking

      :D:D:D

    • yeah and when they get out they can fuck up your enemies

  • Name: Crushrrr

    I'm in love

  • going out on a limb here

    I'm guessing not safe for work?

  • Isn't Fisty a user on here?

    Only committed rape twice...life was a harsh sentence

  • I think this one sounds best:

    http://conjugalharmony.com/profiles/profile15.php]

    Her innovative use of hot dogs suggests she wouldn't be a stick in the mud.

    • ^this

      definitely my favourite - what an innovator!

  • Massive, massive LOL

    Name: Fisty

    Age: 25

    State: Mississippi

    Convictions: Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again. Only takes three for life and threes a crowd.

  • how does a woman rape someone?

  • No nonsense with ChestyHeavens

    Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life. Lets chat!

  • hmmmm

    Name: Lassie

    Age: 18

    State: California

    Convictions: Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.

  • A frequently asked question:

    Help, my "wife" is about to be released from prison!

    THAT ISN'T A QUESTION! Still, so much LOLs

  • hehe

    Favorite hobbies in prison: Exercises (mostly kegel exercise if you know what I mean.)

    Why I deserve another chance: I don't.

  • Name: Stabberella

    http://conjugalharmony.com/profiles/profile17.php
    "A few years ago this pastor started coming in to preach the gospel and ever since then my life has changed. He's so smart and so hot I think of nothing but having his pious face buried in my mangy minge, even if all he ever does is blab on about God."

    :D:D:D

    • ...

      "...My streetwalking days make me mushy but so skilled you won't know it and the difference experience brings will make you insane with lust once you've had a taste of me."

      Amazing.

  • amazing

  • Sim Chow Wan

    I kill a man what who raped me but dna said he didn't so it was murder.

  • On the signup page:

    I am seeking -
    "30 day trial marriage"

    I like how they've just got these convicts' pictures from myspace.

  • what the HELL is that website?

    it makes me sad.

  • is there an equivalent for us women?

    where are the men that don't need to be told to MTFU?

  • Definitely a piss-take

    this is the site it takes you to if you click 'register now':

    http://medicaladoptions.com/index.php

  • i think i might be in love with

    BabyBoo

    you know she'd tear you in half...

  • :D

    i just enjoy this one. i like a lady who keeps thing simple.

    Name: MaryLaughs

    Age: 29

    State: California

    Convictions: Vehicular assault, vehicular homicide, reckless driving and I had a ton of weed in the trunk.