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Monkey Tennis

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by gratergirl

Anybody got any idea what this may i involve? a co-promoter is doing it at our night tomorrow but had failed to fill in tthe necessary details, like, what it actually is.

Any worthy suggestions may be played out tomorrow.

gratergirl | 06 Jun '08, 17:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

I've listened to your ideas

I've listened to all of them and I haven't liked a single one.

Inner city sumo?


monkey shop

where can i get monkeys from - next suggestions. No the bitey kind. More our of work pg tips monkeys .....


the zoo

is your best bet. There are exotic pet sellers but they probably won't sell you them for entertainment purposes.


shocking

bear cubs $1200
sloths! $3000!!!!!!


LOL

youth hostelling with chris eubank


a partridge

among the pigeons?


oh you know

just another one of alan partridge's failed BBC series suggestions.


ohhhh

haha...yeah, sorry, read it too literally!


well it's just a title sequence

me in trafalgar square, amongst all the pigeons, looking round...


innuendo?

maybe its a penis fight?


cooking in prison?

arm wrestling with chas and dave?


crikey

you reckon it might be chas and dave?


:D


i was pissed!

i woke up went downstairs, had breakfast and didnt even wash my hands. coz im a bloody bloke!


Cheese!


ladyshapes


Yachting mishaps

presented by that man who was trapped upside down in his hull eating chocolate


alan attack!

like the cook report, but with a more slapstick approach


just get me....

half a bottle of blue nun


I'll have the same

With action man bow tie.


Rik Waller

in a shirt, and nothing but!


on soccer am

they used to go "women's football... monkey tennis!" in an attempt to make women's football seem ludicrous. that always made me well angry.





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