to the just one cornetto one:
just one van persie
give him to me
delecious attacking
in switzerlie
his touch, it pleases me
theres only one
dee zeeuw demy!
^probably works better in an O'Neils.
yous?
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- * Santogold @ London Koko, 3/09
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- * American Music Club @ Bristol Thekla Social, 9/09
- * Bon Iver @ London Shepherds Bush Empire, 11/09
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- * American Music Club @ Cambridge Barfly at The Graduate, 15/09
- * Club AC30 @ London King's Cross Scala, 16/09
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....
la la
la la
la la la la la la la
la la la
la la la la
la la la la la la la
HAKAN SUKUR!
actualol
I just let out an involuntary guffaw at the first one.
what
its all one song dimwit
what is
hello
the song. its one song
what is one song
the song
in the thread. in the post. the made up song.
oh, that one
well done
thanks
g4 suck
SPAIN OH SPAIN OH SPAIN
YOU TRY TO WIN AGAIN
BUT YOOOOOOOOU LOST TO TUUUUUUUURKEY
YOOOOOOOOU LOST TO TUUUUUUUURKEY!!
no they didnt?
it's one about the future
it will happen, probably
i love how
the rest of europe has bought into the crushing disapointment i have every 2 years :(
it's great isn't it
it'll be worse this year
spain are backed by mourinho, lineker, and half of the dis boards.
van persie, van persie
i just phuqed your birds poosie!
Oh yes
Sweden
Oh yes, Sweden
Oh yes, Sweden
Let's have one in the net!
...
Go all the way, Austria!
Pogatetz and Manninger!
When you win, have a beer!
Go all the way, Austria!
any particular tune?
Girl/Boy Song by Aphex Twin.
...
Switzerland,
home of toblerone,
don't go home,
all alone,
event though,
you're playing at home,
oh switzerland,
oh toblerone.
I don't get this thread
What about the Russians?
You better not forget 'em!
In communist Russia
The football plays you!
this makes me sad
deutchland hat nur eine neunzig minuten
deutchland hat nur eine neunzig minuten
deutchland hat nur eine neunzig minuten
deutchland hat nur eine neunzig minuten
deutchland hat nur eine neunzig minuten
deutchland hat nur eine neunzig minuten
Bis die ende von DOOM!
incredible.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
ZUBERBUHLER!
SUPER-RULER!
LUBE UND SCHULE!
HAVE ONE IN THE NET!
....
dur dur dur dur dur
GERMANY
durdurdur-dur-dur-dur, dundelunderder-der-dur-dur-dur, dundelunderder-der-dur-dur-dur
wir willen winnen!
wir willen winnen!
wir willen winnen!
wir willen winnen!
wir willen winnen!
wir willen winnen!
wir willen winnen!
wir willen winnen!
wir willen winnen!
la la la la la la laaaaaa!
IN BERN, BABY, BERN!
GO JOHAN DJOROU!
I like
alot
...
We are poland
we don't need anyone fancy
beacause we have
Super Fabianski
where's tim from spain when you don't really need him?
SUUUUUUUUUUU-PER
SUPER CZECH REPUBLIC
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-PER
SUPER CZECH REPUBLIC
SUPER CZECH REPUBLIC
(pause)
DERDER DER DER
DERDER DER DER
DERLERLER
DERDER DER DER
can someone make one up about Wales or Sweden plz thanks
WALES! WALES!
COME AND JOIN US.
WATCHING THE GAMES ON TV.
OLE!
GREECE, GREECE, GREECE
SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE
YOUR FOOTBALL IS CRIMINALLY TURD.
WOOP WOOP
THAT@S THE SOUND OF DA GREECE
...
(For Italy)
Oh my God I can't believe it
we've never been this far away from Rome
^
Switzerland and Austria are pretty close to Rome though.
quite, much closer than say the USA, where I believe they played a world cup
Oh Sweden (oh oh oh oh)
Henrik Larsson's great
Even though he's 58
OH SWEDEN OH OH OH OH
muff <3s muppet
....
Whats that coming over the hill?
IT'S DANNY LANDZAAT, IT'S DANNY LANDZAAT!!!
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother
What would I be
Would I be Holland?
Would I be Sweden?
Here's what she said to me
WASH YOUR MOUTH AT SON
AND GO FETCH YOUR FATHER'S GUN
SHOT ALL THE PEOPLE OF NORTHER EUROPEAN ORIGIN SCUM
QUE SERA, SERA
QUE SERA, SERA,
WHAT EVER WILL BE WILL BE
YOU'LL NEVER BEAT ITALY
QUE SERA, SERA
go facism
I'm so glad everyone's in a meeting
I'm close to tears of laughter here.
:'''''''''''''''''D
Please stop this thread, people are starting to look at me strangely in the office
I'll record a version of it
And put it on my mix cd for you
:D
Please do. With Totti on vocals if possible please
IT'S TIME, IT'S TIME
FOR A EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP
LOTS OF COUNTRIES GIVING IT THEIR BEST
AND PLENTY OF SPORTSMANSHIP
GET READY, GET READY
FOR A TOURNAMENT OF SKILL
WITH POWER AND PACE ALL OVER THE PLACE
WHO WILL WIN, WHO WILL?
(chorus)
IT'S THE CHAMPIONSHIPS OF EUROPE!
FOOTBALL'S ALL IN ONE PLACE
THAT PLACE IS EUROPE!
FOOTBALL IN YOUR FACE!
SO SHOUT, AND CHEER
FOOTBALL TIME IS VERY NEAR
IT'S TIME TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL MATCH
SHOUT FOR YOUR TEAM TO HEAR!
(outro, fading out slowly)
FOOTBALL TIME!
FOOTBALL TIME!
FOOTBALL TIME!
LET'S HAVE A GREAT TIME!
etc
^This would be perfomed
in the style of an Andrew WK song.
To the Postman Pat theme
Razvan Rat
Razvan Rat
Razvan Rat, a Romanian cap
Early in the gaa-ame
Attacks break down all the saa-ame
He wins the ball and starts a counter attack
inspired
We are Russia and we're here to say
Lay down the gauntlet we've got football to play
We got the skills so back down don't hate
Coz we're gonna win Euro 2008
in the style of Wham rap
I like watching Van Der Sar
(do do do do do do do)
He's got hands as big as guitars
(do do do do do do do)
I like watching Van Der Sar
(do do do do do do do)
He tips the long shots over the bar
I LIKE WATCHING VAN DER SAR
This is my favourite thread ever
^ I was just about to post this
SWEDISH LOVERMAN
SHAABAN
Arshavin, across the Switzerland
On the Russian enterprise, under the fat Dutch man
Arshavin, watch him score the goals
Except in the first two matches cos he's suspended for getting sent off the other weeeeek.
...
chimchimeree, chimchimeree,
chim, chim, cheroo,
who needs Ronaldo,
when we've got Chivu?
ROMANIA!
ROMANIA!
WE'RE GONNA GO INSANIA!
ROMANIA!
ROMANIA!
YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THE PANIA!
ROMANIA!
ROMANIA!
OUR FAVOURITE PAGE IS ELAINEIA!
in honour of my sweepstake team, I'll be singing
"Ying tong, ying tong, ying tong, ying tong tiddle-I POLAND" for the next few weeks.
or rather, until the 16th
which is when they get sent home.
Don't be so negative
btw, did you know the sun is planning to publish a polish edition to capitalise on the large polish community in England?
The newsagents are loving it.
50p!!!! Can you get your Dad to comment on this please?
HE DOESN'T RUN A NEWSAGENTS!!!!!
Yes he does.
Don't try and tell me otherwise. And anyway, even if he doesn't, I'm sure he wants the Poles out so I'd love to hear his comments anyway.
he loves the poles
they are the same as the Irish. Hard working and honest.
is that true?
that's brilliant. I think I'm being realistic rather than negative, but y'know, it's the taking part that counts. If Poland stay in the competition past the end of my drinks ban on the 22nd, I'm going to visit the offie over the road and buy as many cans of Lech and Tyskie as I can carry
....
If Poland get into the knockout stages, then I will propose to Karolina, the polish barmaid in McgGoverns, with whom I once shared relations.
I'm trying to force the words "uncle" and "timeshare" into the pun-o-meter
but nothing seems to be happening.
Another Swiss one
Tranquilo Barnetta,
His tackling ain't tranquil,
But he's got a load of skill
They all love him in Zurich,
They all love him in Berne,
And when he scores the winning goal,
This is the song we'll learn!
i really didnt have high hopes for this thread
GOOD WORK!
to the tune of when johnny comes marching home
Piturca needs shooting cos he didnt pick Stancu. Stancu
Hes fucking amazing in football manager Stancu, Stancu!
He only costs 120 grand,
but i guess its cool
because theyve got stefan radu,
Stancu stancu stancu.
Quim is our second choice
Quim is our second choice
Quim is our second choice
GOOOALLLLKEEPER.
:D
zomg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quim
I just became a Portugal fan.
*a quim fan
....
Oliver Neuville is here to stay
Oliver Neuville is not gay
Oliver Neuville is here to stay
:D
Je suis la France
J'aime bien la danse
Avec nous Patty V
Nous avon victorie!
We all love Jacek Bak (YEAH)
Them other teams are foiled when they attack (YEAH)
Strikers come near him then they get a whack (YEAH)
He got the attributes the others lack (TAKE 'EM TO THE CLEANERS)
.....
ALLBACK!
ALLBACK!
ALLBACK TO WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED!
:D
I watched him play on Friday and my heart stood still,
T-Thuram ram ram, t-Thuram ram.
^ not as good as the sadpunk version
....
STOP!
IN THE NAME OF LOVE!
BEFORE YOU BREAK VAN DE VAART
YOU'RE OUR SCHWEINSTEIGER
TWISTED SCHWEINSTEIGER
:D
office lol
...
Light touch my hand, in a dream of Phillip Lahm, from now on.
You can forget our future plans.
Night touch my hand with the turning Phillip Lahm,
From the night and the light, all plans are golden in your hand.
Set sail from sense, bring all her young.
Set sail from where we once begun.
Odonkor, Odonkor.
...
Well yo are yall ready for me yet
(tidy up Frey)
Well yo are yall ready for me yet
(tidy up Frey)
Well yo are yall ready for me yet
(tidy up Frey)
Boomsong! Boomsong! The goon.
Boomsong! Boomsong! The goon.
Boomsong! Boomsong! The goon.
Kick, Kick, Kick, Kick, oops.
:D
amazing work
:D
brilliant