today i had my first poo for two weeks.
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i'm very happy to hear that
what's the longest you've gone without pooing?
i feel i may have set a record.
i'm not quite sure to be honest with you
i'll be sure to pay more attention from now on
keep a diary
i only know because the doctor asked me when i went into hospital. i wouldn't have been able to tell otherwise.
yeah see i've never been to the hospital
except for like, when i was born.
that's a good tip though, a poo diary, i will keep this in mind
I'm back in the game!
Congratulations!
thank you
i think it means i'm well on the road to recovery. i do feel a lot better today.
=D good to hear
and what better way to mark your progress?
girls dont poo,
the SHIT.
awwww
You poo'd meningitis
im so sad the crablin updates stopped.
Fucking stop it.
look phil
your 'idea' of what a 'girl' is is adorable and all, but you're going to get a shock when you go into the real world and discover that not every female is like the limescale you see in burnley.
Shut it.
You're the social recluse. I know a number of girls from across the North, all of which I would class as adorable, and none of which would talk about having a motion like you do.
PS
Just because your only friend is an unstable European sex maniac, does not give you right to make judgements on 'real girls'.
I just saw the Yokie advert flash before my eyes!
Yorkie
Impossible.
Girls dont poo.
no
they SHIT
tis a well known fact
woman pass not but flowers and pot pourri
oh, you beat me to it. (^)
woops.
We must celebrate
I thought veggies shit about 3 times a day?
I imagine it was the hospital food that did it. That stuff could clog up anything.
Most definitely not
About the veggie shitting.
I've already been twice today
BEAT THAT
Sorry
unfinished business doesn't count as two.
Umm . . . congrats?
I'm so glad this is the first thing I read when I logged on today x
haha
"logged"
:O
really should have planned that better, but it's too early and I haven't had my coffee yet.
I done a massive one last night
It was the strangest feeling. Like a combination of enormous pride, and the physical scars of recent sodomy.
Two flushes.
OH YEAH.
You made me laugh Klaire
The post-hospital poo is always very satisfying!
hurrah!
did you smash a champagne bottle against the side of the bowl?
bowel*
You're so full of shit
not anymore!
honestly, read the post.
i've been that long before
severe gastric woe is a nightmare. you have my sympathy...
bran request
colon dee ^5
i didnt make poopies for over a week at chrismas time
think it was the sudden shock of all the proper food that blocked me up good+proper. bet u had a right bowlful!
I am glad that you did not literally share it.
maybe she will share it some more
PIX?
i demand proof
I won this thread today.
I flushed and the water tank broke.
Shit thread
cant believe it took so long to get this response
jpegs or it never happened