.

lol

I can't believe I thought it was a good idea.

(supported by DisKord Utopia)

We thought we were so clever.

which was taken from a wall mural poster thing inside costa coffee. (something about the beans i think) quality

but not with the stupid caps
i dont know what that was
we were year 7.....
and i didnt choose it.

my new bands going to be called fenton and the fentonettes or ipso faggots

so it hasnt improved.

which sounds like a death metal band, but the reality was actually a bunch of 16 year old virgins who did terrible covers of Wild Thing and Highway to Hell.

How edgy! How had no-one thought of it before!?

We played one show. I wonder why...

great band though ;)

The October Revolution

The one I'm in now isn't much better.

..and also Neon Black. Cringeworthy.

Also, a guy once wanted to call a band of ours the Cock-Smoking Masturbators...yewhat?!...safe to say we tossed (badum tschhhh) that one out.

I still have the pages and pages of logo designs I did. My mate's was the Junkie Babies, which had to be changed to the Jelly Babies when they played at the school.

Europlum!
shockingly, i was outvoted and we went for Podium instead. phhhrt!

I was in Pasture.
jesus.
and then the guitarist wanted to change it to The Beautiful Freaks, even though he didn't like the Eels.
ha!

Terrible terrible terrible punk band.

It was 1985...

A close compatriot of mine's mid-adolescent, grunge-rock three-piece. Wrong in a grammatical sense and an audible sense - cringeworthy.

(If you read this, i have nothing to apologise for :D)

DISTORTEDD!
Big in Germany
Tres Bien
Dead Men Don't Play Keyboards
How are You?

the logo had an extra-long 'H'

1p short of a penny sweet

we liked the fact it abbreviated to '1p soaps'

Although I wasn't really in the band, just turned up for practice and did vocals for a cover of Goldfinger's 'In My Head.' T-shirts were made as well, although the guitarist now denies them and band's existence.

said band are still carrying on, sans me.

Also, is it wrong to think that one or two of names listed here are kind of passable?

Named after a frequently used insult

After someone misheard me saying I was going to see Delays.

Lights At Amber (something to do with Morrissey, fuck knows what)

El Nombre :D

I was an innocent little 16 year old girl whose male bandmates had to explain what the band name meant. We supported the Wildhearts once though

Messiah
Dreamcheesecatcher

pretty awful.

First band at 13 = "Chequered Rain". Fuck knows, but it had something to do with my black and white strat copy.

Aged 16: "Penitence" The vocalist wanted to call us 'Angst' but I insisted that it made me think of hormones and acne.

Aged 17: "Soma" Actually not that bad, but sadly taken by other bands now that there are fan sites about us and people asking for a re-release of our EP (3 stars from Terrorizer mag)

Aged 21: 'Magimix'/'Murdoch'/'Jonny and the Boys' - something different each gig. Mostly because they were all so shit.

Mike Hunt & The Jews
The Arnold Schlong Experiment
Robert
Burn, Spastic, Burn!

think we're still up on Myspace or something. It was a holiday romance kinda band with a few Icelandic chaps.

We made page 4 of one of the Chinese national papers... big in China.