They were propping up the bar most of the night, said a family source. The singer - forget his name - the American one, he could hardly string 2 words together, let alone play a f**in set.
ARROGANCE
The band had clearly been taking drugs and it was
DRUGS
Quite clear that they were as high as
KITES
one onlooker onlooker said said.
RUBBISH
saul williams @ glasgow stereo
RANDY RAPPER Saul Williams bounded on to the stage, microphone in hand to a baying crowd of SHIRTLESS thugs. The BLACK Williams, 36, SNARLED SINISTERLY about race before using BIG WORDS that I didn't UNDERSTAND (poof, probably). In a bizarre move, towards the end Williams THREW himself on top of the crowd, who could do NOTHING but hold him aloft as he shouted more BIG WORDS. How come he gets to use THE N WORD but when I do it I get in trouble?
Serious review: It was amazing. Best gig of the year so far. Maybe one of the best ever.
In a bizarre move :`D
'BAN THIS UTTER FILTH
We bring you a report on how scary, child-slaying emo grandfathers THE CURE corrupted THOUSANDS of people at Wembley Stadium (March 20th.)
Shuffling onstage in what seemed to be a demonic tribute to a PEVERT, the four band members proceeded to keep the thousands of revellers LOCKED in the venue for THREE entire hours whilst playing what can only be described as satanic death marches.
People COWERED as the band:
- PLAYED 10 minute slow songs back-to-back with fast, upbeat pop songs in an effort to cause mass heart failure
- CONSTANTLY looked at the floor in an effort to promote such EVIL practises as 'misery' and 'shoegazing'
- FOISTED 'support act' 65daysofstatic upon people in a cruel attempt to burst their eardrums
AND:
- In the case of singer, Robert Smith, IMPERSONATED someone's drunken Auntie at a wedding
One man from Tunbridge Wells, who did not wished to be named, had this to say: "It was appalling, it was like they didn't care. In fact, it was almost as if they wanted to watch people's eyes and ears explode right before them. It was genuinely one of the most frightening experiences of my life."
Meanwhile, another reveller, Gerard Sanders, had this to say: "Goth shit. I always preferred The Smiths, meself."
At the time of press, noone in The Cure CAMP was available for comment.'
My review:
Both Cure and 65dos were fucking amazing!
the drunken aunties :D
during lovecats?
Mogwai disregard fan health
BARRAGE
UMSMILING Scottish Noise Terrorists MOGWAI subjected their audience to a RELENTLESS BARRAGE of distorted guitars at their recent QEH show.
VOMITED
Although this sick stunt appears to be directly responsible for the plight of Mogfan Arthurs_Dad who fell prey to an ear infection causing him to stumble and HURL CHUNKS in the disabled toilet at his place of work the next day, the Celtic supporting loch-dwellers remain unavailable for comment.
Immigrants bring bird flu to UK
FOREIGN band Tinariwen brought TERROR to Salisbury as the singer COLLAPSED on stage from bird flu, some onlookers said.
PANIC ensued as the crowd were told to leave as paramedics RUSHED to the venue.
One onlooker said "It was as though it were staged. I think he was planning to escape from the ambulance and apply for a council house. My son is still in Iraq".
One girl FITTED as she watched the potential TERRORISTS gang around the CORPSE like singer.
Another onlooker said "I'm sure I saw him having SEX with a bird before the show. Either that or taking DRUGS."
You decide:
SHOULD FOREIGN BANDS BE ALLOWED TO PLAY THE UK?
Yes / No
0906 666 666 3
Yesterdays you decide:
Did Diana's assassin have herpes?
Yes: 89%
No: 13%
A MINI-FESTIVAL in a Hull nightclub turned into a booze-fuelled drinking binge for one 21-year old on Saturday.
CULT
Boozy Mystical Ninja, a known member of online cult "Drowned in Sound", whose members plan to commit mass suicide by throwing a stereo into a swimming pool, admitted the following day that he was unable to remember "if any of the bands were any good or not".
PHWOAR
Busty barmaid Nicole, 18, from London (pictured), said "I am absolutely bl**dy disgusted at this sort of behaviour. People who drink alcohol should be rounded up and shot."
BANDS
Other attendees reported some of the bands were "quite good".
BANNED
The event took place in a nightclub. Young people often take drugs in nightclubs, including LETHAL SKUNK CANNABIS, ECSTASIES, and LOVELY COCAINE which TABLOID JOURNALISTS NEVER TOUCH. Should nightclubs be banned? Call NOW 0980 554 6555 for YES or 0890 554 6556 for NO. Calls cost £3.50/min
these are a great read at 5.15pm (15mins before leaving work for the day). Congrats one and all! I want more please.
I really want to do one for Spiritualized at Koko involving depraved drug addicts blah blah blah......but my head won't let the words leak into my fingers to type them out here. Maybe tomorrow, if the post is still going strong that is.
The Daily Record
Cutting Pink With Knives come from England and entertain a small crowd tonight with there (sic) unique blend of rock guitars and rock keyboards, all underpinned by ferocious shouting vocals and a techno beat. One song sounds like a rock song like a sort of Green Day mixed with The Dykeenies and another song sounds kind of like a ferocious rock pop opera played by a rock techno band. The crowd leave happy, having seen a ferocious rock concert by they're (sic) favourite band Cutting Pink With Knives. One might say you could see them headed for bigger better things with their unique rock techno and ferocious sound. At the end of the gig i even managed to buy some chips!
you start
.
An eye witness said that there was three of them.
They were propping up the bar most of the night, said a family source. The singer - forget his name - the American one, he could hardly string 2 words together, let alone play a f**in set.
ARROGANCE
The band had clearly been taking drugs and it was
DRUGS
Quite clear that they were as high as
KITES
one onlooker onlooker said said.
RUBBISH
saul williams @ glasgow stereo
RANDY RAPPER Saul Williams bounded on to the stage, microphone in hand to a baying crowd of SHIRTLESS thugs. The BLACK Williams, 36, SNARLED SINISTERLY about race before using BIG WORDS that I didn't UNDERSTAND (poof, probably). In a bizarre move, towards the end Williams THREW himself on top of the crowd, who could do NOTHING but hold him aloft as he shouted more BIG WORDS. How come he gets to use THE N WORD but when I do it I get in trouble?
Serious review: It was amazing. Best gig of the year so far. Maybe one of the best ever.
In a bizarre move :`D
'BAN THIS UTTER FILTH
We bring you a report on how scary, child-slaying emo grandfathers THE CURE corrupted THOUSANDS of people at Wembley Stadium (March 20th.)
Shuffling onstage in what seemed to be a demonic tribute to a PEVERT, the four band members proceeded to keep the thousands of revellers LOCKED in the venue for THREE entire hours whilst playing what can only be described as satanic death marches.
People COWERED as the band:
- PLAYED 10 minute slow songs back-to-back with fast, upbeat pop songs in an effort to cause mass heart failure
- CONSTANTLY looked at the floor in an effort to promote such EVIL practises as 'misery' and 'shoegazing'
- FOISTED 'support act' 65daysofstatic upon people in a cruel attempt to burst their eardrums
AND:
- In the case of singer, Robert Smith, IMPERSONATED someone's drunken Auntie at a wedding
One man from Tunbridge Wells, who did not wished to be named, had this to say: "It was appalling, it was like they didn't care. In fact, it was almost as if they wanted to watch people's eyes and ears explode right before them. It was genuinely one of the most frightening experiences of my life."
Meanwhile, another reveller, Gerard Sanders, had this to say: "Goth shit. I always preferred The Smiths, meself."
At the time of press, noone in The Cure CAMP was available for comment.'
My review:
Both Cure and 65dos were fucking amazing!
the drunken aunties :D
during lovecats?
Mogwai disregard fan health
BARRAGE
UMSMILING Scottish Noise Terrorists MOGWAI subjected their audience to a RELENTLESS BARRAGE of distorted guitars at their recent QEH show.
VOMITED
Although this sick stunt appears to be directly responsible for the plight of Mogfan Arthurs_Dad who fell prey to an ear infection causing him to stumble and HURL CHUNKS in the disabled toilet at his place of work the next day, the Celtic supporting loch-dwellers remain unavailable for comment.
Immigrants bring bird flu to UK
FOREIGN band Tinariwen brought TERROR to Salisbury as the singer COLLAPSED on stage from bird flu, some onlookers said.
PANIC ensued as the crowd were told to leave as paramedics RUSHED to the venue.
One onlooker said "It was as though it were staged. I think he was planning to escape from the ambulance and apply for a council house. My son is still in Iraq".
One girl FITTED as she watched the potential TERRORISTS gang around the CORPSE like singer.
Another onlooker said "I'm sure I saw him having SEX with a bird before the show. Either that or taking DRUGS."
You decide:
SHOULD FOREIGN BANDS BE ALLOWED TO PLAY THE UK?
Yes / No
0906 666 666 3
Yesterdays you decide:
Did Diana's assassin have herpes?
Yes: 89%
No: 13%
Actual link: http://www.thisissalisbury.co.uk/display.var.2296829.0.singer_collapses_on_city_hall_stage.php
.
_____ are like _____ on _____
scandal!
FESTIVAL WITHOUT MORALS
A MINI-FESTIVAL in a Hull nightclub turned into a booze-fuelled drinking binge for one 21-year old on Saturday.
CULT
Boozy Mystical Ninja, a known member of online cult "Drowned in Sound", whose members plan to commit mass suicide by throwing a stereo into a swimming pool, admitted the following day that he was unable to remember "if any of the bands were any good or not".
PHWOAR
Busty barmaid Nicole, 18, from London (pictured), said "I am absolutely bl**dy disgusted at this sort of behaviour. People who drink alcohol should be rounded up and shot."
BANDS
Other attendees reported some of the bands were "quite good".
BANNED
The event took place in a nightclub. Young people often take drugs in nightclubs, including LETHAL SKUNK CANNABIS, ECSTASIES, and LOVELY COCAINE which TABLOID JOURNALISTS NEVER TOUCH. Should nightclubs be banned? Call NOW 0980 554 6555 for YES or 0890 554 6556 for NO. Calls cost £3.50/min
(original post @ http://festivals.drownedinsound.com/articles/3361525)
The Inmates Really Are Running The Asylum
CLINIC....
Excellent
these are a great read at 5.15pm (15mins before leaving work for the day). Congrats one and all! I want more please.
I really want to do one for Spiritualized at Koko involving depraved drug addicts blah blah blah......but my head won't let the words leak into my fingers to type them out here. Maybe tomorrow, if the post is still going strong that is.
The Daily Record
Cutting Pink With Knives come from England and entertain a small crowd tonight with there (sic) unique blend of rock guitars and rock keyboards, all underpinned by ferocious shouting vocals and a techno beat. One song sounds like a rock song like a sort of Green Day mixed with The Dykeenies and another song sounds kind of like a ferocious rock pop opera played by a rock techno band. The crowd leave happy, having seen a ferocious rock concert by they're (sic) favourite band Cutting Pink With Knives. One might say you could see them headed for bigger better things with their unique rock techno and ferocious sound. At the end of the gig i even managed to buy some chips!
this made me go
SNIG